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FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE: Zerophilia

Kyle Schmid!

Gina Bellman!

KYLE SCHMID!

And possibly my favorite fanfic pwp premise come to life.

Okay, so you know the movie where one guy seems to be looking another guy up and down and practically sniffing him? And then after some ambiguously flirtatious dialogue the guy will slip away and we with our slash goggles will think, "he totally just left the room to go jerk off." And then his sister comes out and it turns out that she's the "real" love interest and we sigh in disappointment because our slash goggles have just been slapped right off our faces?

THIS IS NOT THAT MOVIE.

THIS IS THE FANFIC WE WANTED THAT MOVIE TO BE.

YOU KNOW, THE FIC WHERE HE REALLY DID LEAVE THE ROOM TO JERK OFF. AND THROUGH THE MAGIC OF CHEEZY SCI-FI PORN LOGIC HIS ORGASM TRIGGERED HIS TRANSFORMATION INTO A WOMAN. AND THEN HE CAME BACK OUT PRETENDING TO BE HIS OWN "SISTER."

YES, THAT FIC.

NO SERIOUSLY -- I AM NOT BEING EVEN REMOTELY HYPERBOLIC HERE. THAT SHIT JUST HAPPENED.



DID I MENTION EVERYONE IS FIRED?!

Date: 2011-01-03 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anoel.livejournal.com
LOL I love it. Gotta see that.

Date: 2011-01-03 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com
It happened, yes, but it happened horribly. I mean, I like me some shit films, but that was bad even for me. And I thought Sharktopus was a great comedy.

Date: 2011-01-03 12:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jerakeen
Sharktopus wins at life.

Date: 2011-01-03 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com
The bit where the painter says 'Not like this' then jumps off the seat into Sharktopus's waiting tentacles? Funniest shit I've seen in a very long time.

Date: 2011-01-03 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lierdumoa.livejournal.com
I have an unusually high tolerance for bad *teen* movies in particular (I thought Fired Up! was a great comedy), and love Kyle Schmid to the point that he can make pretty much anything watchable (I sat through two seasons of Blood Ties, seriously) -- so this didn't even come close to crossing my shit film line. Particularly when it managed to hit *every fanfic kink I have ever had.*

Date: 2011-01-03 12:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jerakeen
The fact that it's a teen comedy makes me sadface. I think that means I'm officially old now.

Date: 2011-01-03 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lierdumoa.livejournal.com
It's not really a comedy. I think they just tried to market it as one to garner more viewers. You know, like how the DVD cover of Hard Core Logo says it's "Hilarious!" and then you watch it and it's actually the most depressing gay tragedy you've ever seen in your life.

Date: 2011-01-03 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marikunin.livejournal.com

Oh yeah I remember that movie, I never finished it though. XD

Date: 2011-01-03 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lierdumoa.livejournal.com
Oh -- did you also have to leave the room to jerk off?

Date: 2011-01-03 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marikunin.livejournal.com
Lol no xD though it was tempting~

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