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SHE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

VIN DIESEL, OH HOW I MISSED YOUR MANBREASTS.

PAUL WALKER, OH HOW I MISSED YOUR BLONDENESS.

DWAYNE JOHNSON ... okay seriously, what was with the sweating? Were you getting hot flashes? Are you going through menopause and you forgot to tell us?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING AT THE IMAX YESTERDAY. IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING WITH AN ORAL SEX ALARM CLOCK.

You know what I love? Walking out of a movie theater not thinking about all the ways the movie I just watched failed.

I love when a cast is so racially diverse that no one is token. I love when the guy with the darkest skin on the team doesn't end up turning traitor at the end. I love when the badass female hooks up with the smoothest motherfucker in the room, instead of some douchebag underdog because he turns out to be the lesser of two evils. I love when the smoothest motherfucker in the room is an Asian dude.

But mostly? I love when the tragic dead girlfriend breaks down the fridge door from the inside.
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