lierdumoa: (thigh flirting)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, it's come up in fic I've read, like, twice now that Pete has no ass
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: WTF
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Pete totally has an ass
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: *Andy* has no ass
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: rather... you can't *tell* he has an ass in the pants he wears.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: dude, you can totally tell
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I've sent you pictures before
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: riiiiight
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: granted people rarely ever take pictures of Pete from the side or the rear
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: true
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but I have a pretty decent collection of side angle shots
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and he has an ass in every single one
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I mean, he has no hips for obvious reasons
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: are they confused?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: do they think hips and ass are the same thing?
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: maybe.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: like, considering how tiny and skinny Pete is?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: if he were starving, his ass would be the last thing to go
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Yes.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I should post a picspam
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: yes. yes you should.

NO, SERIOUSLY )


lierdumoa: (wentz sneer)
Dude, I was, like, moments away from posting to the flist asking if anyone knew whether Pete lived in campus housing or at home while in college. And then this showed up on the Q & A boards )

::WIN::

I'm approx. 2000 words into that fic where Pete is a vampire, but it's not a 16 Candles AU. I really ought to come up with something shorter to call it.


In other news: So I Watched Release the Bats

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: now I kind of want a pete turns into a girl fic where he's all disappointed that he can't pee standing up anymore and has to actually, like, take his pants off and squat
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: wait, what am I saying -- girls can totally pee standing up
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: we just have to be straddling the toilet
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: it's the aiming we suck at
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: well ... if you jut out your pelvis
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: well, okay, pelvis jutting might allow for aiming
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: though that would take, like, practice
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: oh god, Pete would totally practice
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Of course he would!
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS PEEING ON THINGS AWAY FROM HIM
Read more... )


In my head? Girl!Pete wears skirts all the time. Solely for the purpose of peeing standing up more easily. He just stands astride the toilet seat, panty pulled to one side (if he's wearing one) just letting it rip. This way he can catch any stray trickle before it makes it all the way down his leg.

Joe: It's kinda like Pete didn't turn into a girl at all.
Joe: He just got easy bake crotch surgery.
Joe: Instead of a tattoo.
Pete: ::wanders into the room::
Pete: ::bounces on the balls of his feet a little, watching his chest flop::
Pete: Do my tits seem small to you?
Joe: ...
Patrick: ...
Andy: You're a modest b-cup.
Joe: ...
Patrick: ...
Pete: That's decent, I guess.
Pete: ::wanders back out of the room::
lierdumoa: (breasteses)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: link: wallpaper from the official Fall Out Boy website
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Patrick's little face
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: it can actually be described as *winsome*
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: can it now?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: charming, often in a childlike or naive way.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and it has the word win in it
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: which is Patrick all over
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: ::pleased::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: totally is.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: he just, agh, look at him
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: with his jailbaity little face
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and sideburns of whoa
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ::meep::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: YIS IT'S LIKE THAT
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: LOFFS HIM
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and everyone else has on their rockstar pout
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but there is Patrick, w/ his winsome smile
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I just want to ... do things
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: naughty, naughty things
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I want Patrick smiling like that when he's doing something completely filthy to Pete
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: like groping him in that picture right there?
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: b'c they're totally at least holding hands
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I want him smiling like that
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but with a come smear on his nose
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: like a little kid that got into the marmalade
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: only really, really not

That is so going into my next fic.

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: ::giggle:: dude
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: hmm??
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I have 69 comments on my fic
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: HA!!!


Quote of the Day: "To me it's like, if you didn't read the fuckin' bio, it's like, why are we even doing this interview, you know what I'm saying? It's like if I showed up and I didn't know how to play the first two songs. Which kinda, like, happens, but it's like—I'm the dude in the band."

Best. BNF. Ever.

Never stop, Pete. Never stop.

Fic Ramble

Apr. 24th, 2007 03:34 pm
lierdumoa: (subversive)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I kind of want to write angsty fic where everyone is convinced that Patrick is straight and Pete is hideously bitter
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and over the years he's gotten better at hiding it
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but, you know, the first time someone asked him if he and Patrick ever—you know, Pete wasn't expecting the question and did something horribly obvious and over-dramatic like grimace and say in a very clipped tone "Patrick's straight" and then excuse himself from the room and stare a little too hard at his bottle of medication before going to bed
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: also, in my head, the fact that Patrick goes for guys.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: comes out in the most casually random way ever
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: like they're just hanging out one night making conversation w/ friends
       Pete: Patrick doesn't kiss guys
       Patrick: Yeah I do.
       Pete: ... what?!
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ROFL
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: YIS IT'S LIKE THAT
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: with sputtering
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa:
       Patrick: Dude, you kiss me all the time.
       Pete: That doesn't count. It's not even on the mouth.
       Patrick: Oh.
       ::pause::
       Patrick: Does the erection I get afterwards not count either?
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: yeeeeeeeeeee
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa:
       Pete: ... what?!
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ::SNORFLE::


Re: the Bedussey fic

My first beta came in this morning. Second one should be coming in this evening. Fic will probably go up at some point deep in the dead of night, so you can all read it tomorrow.

Update

Jan. 9th, 2007 08:45 pm
lierdumoa: (*PHOOMP*)
Today I finally moved all my vids to my new website, which at this point is little more than webspace. Right now I'm uploading some vids to imeem.

Other plans for before I go to bed:
- finish clipping
- finish beta'ing [livejournal.com profile] toft_froggy's vid
- panic in the general direction of After Effects

In other news, the Indian guy? Who thought netspeak and referring to me in the diminutive was sexxi? TOTALLY STALKING ME.

Called me fourteen times, ten of which were after I told him to stop calling me.

Okay, to provide context, I was an avoidant h0r and never RSVP'd on that date I almost went on. So he calls me three times Saturday night, which I didn't realize until after the fact. My phone was kind of drowned out by Resident Evil playing in the background w/ dvd commentary.

Which, btw, AWESOME COMMENTARY, and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fembuck for the recc. Mila Jovovich is such a goddamn rock star. She does up her hair all crazy and runs around flashing the camera and BEATING PEOPLE. IN ALL HER MOVIES. THE WOMAN IS, LIKE, INCAPABLE OF PULLING PUNCHES. For real. If you see her punching someone in a movie. Chances are she did, in fact, actually punch them.

But back to my stalker.

So Sunday night he calls me for the fourth time. I answer the phone. That date I never RSVP'd on? Apparently he showed up anyway, despite my not having responded to his e-mail. And waited for two hours. So I'm like. Oh. That sucks. I'm sorry for making you wait. I should have told you I wasn't going to make it. But well, I'm not really interested in meeting you.

him: Can I see you some other time?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa No, I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
him: But we blah blah restaurant blah blah hang out.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not interested.
him: No, please, I would just like to talk with you. Why the sudden change of heart. (I'm approximating here, since his English is not all that great)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I just don't want to see you. (is this conversation still seriously going on?)
him: I don't understand. (okay, now you're just abusing the language barrier to pretend you don't know what the fuck I'm saying)
him: No, please, tell me what is wrong. If there's something that is bothering you.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I'm fine. I just don't want to date you
him: No, no! Not date! I just want to be friends.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa :|
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I don't want to be friends with you either.
him: No, please, why are you not interested.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I don't actually owe you an explanation.
him: If there's a problem, please tell me. If something's going on with you—
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I'm going to go now. ::hangs up::

::phone rings ominously::

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Okay, I'm going to say this again. ::deep breath::
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I'm sorry for not telling you that I had changed my mind. I honestly didn't think you'd show up since I didn't RSVB.
him: No, no, it's fine—
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa But I'm not interested in you. I'm going to hang up the phone now. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop calling me.

At which point I started calling up friends to share this surprising new turn in my imaginary sex life.

[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: Hello?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Dude, I have a stalker.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa You remember the Indian guy I talked about on my journal. He won't stop calling me.
::phone beeps::
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa He's calling me right now.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: I have a stalker at work.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: This guy names Johnny.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I'm sorry.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: My boss was like, "Someone has a crush on you!"
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: I was like, "Johnny?"
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: She was all "How did you guess?"
::phone beeps AGAIN::
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Make him stop calling me Syd. MAKE HIM STOP CALLING ME.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: You want me to beat him up for you? I'll beat him up for you. No one touches my woman.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa So, you were telling me about Johnny.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: And he has this creepy obsession with Calvin Klein shoes. (she works in the shoe department) He'll just, like, caress the shoes in front of me, it's so creepy.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Dude, that is creepy.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: I know, seriously! I was like "having fun caressing those shoes, Johnny?"
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: And he was all, "What would you do if I caressed you?"
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: And I told him, "I would PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE."
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa ::BUSTS UP LAUGHING::
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: I was all, "And you'd go down to, because, you know, you're top heavy."
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa And he's still after you?
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: YES.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Maybe he's an idiot and he thought you were kidding.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: I WASN'T KIDDING!
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I know you weren't. I'm not an idiot.

-later-
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa You know the Indian guy? He's kind of stalking me now. He won't stop calling.
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Can I threaten him for you?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I can handle it.
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: I know you can. I just want to.
::phone rings::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Is that him again.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Yes. YES IT IS. FUCKING STALKER.

-later-
otherroommate: So the restaurant is where?
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Three blocks down the street, ottherroommate.
otherrommate: I just don't want us to miss each other, you know. I don't want to get lost and then miss him because I end up twenty minutes late, you know.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: (mutters under breath) Maybe you won't miss him. Maybe he'll wait for two hours because he's a crazy stalker.
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ::guffaws::
otherrommate: You guys are making fun of me aren't you.
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: No otherrommate, we think it's adorable, you getting all worried about your date.
otherroomate: ::looks skeptical::

-later-
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I'm making food.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: I'm eating delicious chicken salad with—
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Stop talking about food while I'm hungry.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: —little pieces of nuts and romaine lettuce and—
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I hate you.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: Yeah, well, this is what you get for hating me.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa Dude, he called like two more times while you weren't here.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: Give me his number.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa No, [livejournal.com profile] fashes has dibs.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: Yeah, but I've known you longer. I've got dibs on you.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa You might have a point. I mean, if I give her his number she can threaten him, but if I gave you his number, you could totally tell him, "Stop calling my girlfriend or I will hunt you down."
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: Is he still calling?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa No, I think he stopped for the night.
[livejournal.com profile] spaggel: Time for stalkers to go beddie-bye?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa I guess so.


He called me three more times yesterday night. He hasn't called tonight. It's possible he finally caught a clue.
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Hermiod is such a bitter bitter temp who hates his crappy temp job
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: now I want an Office Space AU
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: 'splain?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: with Hermiod sitting at a desk all day
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: HEE!!!
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: going "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking."
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: "Just a mooooment."Read more... )



The Cast (incomplete):

John Sheppard .... Peter Gibbons
Rodney McKay .... Joanna
Ronon Dex .... Michael Bolton
Teyla Emmagen .... Samir Nagheenanajar
Elizabeth Weir .... Lawrence
that guy from "Condemned" .... Milton Waddams
Stephen Caldwell .... Bill Lumbergh
Jack O'Neill .... Tom Smykowski
Lucius & Laden .... the Bobs
Hermiod .... Nina
Samantha Carter .... Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter
Nicholas Lorne .... Drew
Carson Beckett .... Dr. Swanson
Radek Zelenka .... Steve, Magazine Salesman
Richard Woolsey .... Boss #2, whose name I can't remember
General Landry .... Boss #3, whose name I also can't remember

Crackchat

Oct. 16th, 2006 01:41 am
lierdumoa: (::dead::)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: oh God
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I found the Heroes newsletter spoiler cut )

Crackchat

Sep. 14th, 2006 01:08 am
lierdumoa: (Fly Flyboy Fly)
On Realistic Dialogue and Supernatural Fic

Read more... )


On SGA Fic, Characterization Choices and Rodney's Porn Collection

Read more... )
lierdumoa: (Default)
SGA 3x06: The Real World

Stay away from those liquid gel capsules, Elizabeth.

They are filled with surrender juice. )


SG-1 10x07: Counter-Strike

Okay, this isn't really an episode review so much as a crackchat with spoilers.

And here be the spoiler cut. )


SGA 3x07: Common Ground

When I saw the preview for this episode I thought to myself, "this one's going to require an extra set of panties."

Suffice it to say, I was not disappointed.

It's like they made it just for me. )
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
crackchat w/ seperis )

Today

Jun. 13th, 2006 04:09 am
lierdumoa: (WTF!)
So I was watching The Pacifier when all of a sudden Jimmy Cooper popped up.

And for now I'll skip the part where I totally went to a chan place with Vin Diesel and the oldest son in the family. [livejournal.com profile] fashes went there already.

As I was saying, Jimmy Cooper popped up, which reminded me of this conversation I had with my sister earlier while I was shopping for vegetables. Here is a brief excerpt.

me: "So what else is up with you?"
her: "Oh, you know, not much. Saw this episode of The O.C."
me: "Wait, you watch The O.C.?"
her: "[My boyfriend] watches it. That one girl died."
me: "...which girl."
her: "The whiny one. You know, who's kind of useless."
me: "They killed Marissa? I. I never thought they'd kill Marissa. I mean, I'd hoped. Oh wow, I might actually be able to watch this show again. I haven't since season 1."

Which brings me to the point of my post.

YOU ARE ALL FIRED! SO, SO FIRED!

She dies horribly in Ryan's arms and no one tells me? There are emo flashbacks from the pilot with Ben McKenzie wearig too much makeup whilst Marissa faints dead away and her pulse stills in her throat, her body still clutched in Ryan's arms and yet another crappy cover version of "Hallelujah" playing in the background and no one tells me?! My show RETURNS TO ME in ALL IT'S FORMER GLORY and NO ONE TELLS ME?!?!?

FIRED TO DEATH.


-Later-

me: (to [livejournal.com profile] fashes) you know I always wanted to make a "YOU'RE ALL FIRED" post
me: never had the opportunity, though
::starts giggling hysterically::
me: the best part?
::clutches [livejournal.com profile] fashes' arm::
me: I get to start the post with "So I was watching The Pacifier when..."


Man, we totally just watched a movie and, like, five straight episodes. I really need to stop going to bed after four in the morning.
lierdumoa: (Fly Flyboy Fly)
Specifically this one.

[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: i still hold myself to believing that john went and did up rodney and carson's hair during the hiatus
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: !!!
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: YES
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: SERIOUSLY
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: dude, and went shopping for him too, apparently
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: there is way too much fauxhawk up in that joint to be naturally occuring
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, fauxhawk is my new favorite word
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: dude, seriously
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I want to use it in a fic
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: john sheppard revived my love of the fauxhawk
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: i thought i was over it
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: indie rock boys loved it for most of 2004
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: 2005 was about the fringe -- what is called a bloc head
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: but
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: FAUX HAWK
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: john sheppard totally has one
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: and carson has one
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: inexplicably
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: which makes me think
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: john is sharing his hair gel
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: and then, after trinity
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: rodney suddnely has one kind of, too
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: omg
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: after Trinity?
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: yesh
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: he missed his boyfriend so much he stole his hairgel
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: bwahahahhaaaa
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: i seriously am so close to almost figuring out how they might fight after that
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: like
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Rodney + sleeping on the couch = fauxhawk
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: what a strange, strange galaxy this is
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: hahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart: yes, he can make some joke about how it takes a night of sleeping on an extremely uncomfortable couch -- did he mention uncomfortable -- to make his hair stand up on end and did john somehow train his hair to do so by sleeping in strange places, as well? perhaps the commissary, or maybe standing up in the balcony, or tucked away in a transporter.


Also, GIP. Fly, Flyboy. Fly! Credit to [livejournal.com profile] slytherinsicons, see here.
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
[in regards to adding santa hats to icons]
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: someone's icon had a green hat w/ red trim
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: because John would totally not be santa
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but one of the elves
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: that makes the toys
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: or possibly takes care of the reindeer
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: yes, because that would involve flying
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: XD
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: yes
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: yes
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: OMG MUST WRITE FIC
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: YES
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: JOHN AND RODNEY THE CHRISTMAS ELVES PLAYING XBOX
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: TESTING IT OUT
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, QUALITY CONTROL!
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: ::FLAILS AND DIES::
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: also, coal
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: AND OMG CLADWELL IS SANTA AND THE SLEIGH IS THE DAEDALUS AND WEIR IS MRS CLAUS
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: ...
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: holy fuck
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: ...(you know I secretly want Wier/Cladwell with that vertex dildo but I think if they do it in santa suit my brain will break)
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: (...it might even be a good breaking)
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: ...
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: bells on their shoes?
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: elves should have mistletoe too
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: of course they have mistletoe
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: and rodney likes shiny toys
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: and all the elves will be slightly apprehensive with the new jellybeans rodney develops
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: 'cause exploding candy = no
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: or rather, only allowed in HP
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: oh god
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: Zelenka as an elf
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: GOD
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: with a hopeless crush on Mrs. Claus
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: yes
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: Kavanagh
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I want to give them little elf names
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: XD
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: like Jonshep and Rodnick
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and Kavgnat
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: XD
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: YES
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I am writing this for Christmas
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: heee!
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: yay!
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I have this image in my head
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: of Rodney wearing green tights and elfin short shorts
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and John poking him in the belly
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: XD

Crack Chat

Nov. 21st, 2005 08:14 pm
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, someone in the comments of this fic I read said, "That was hot, and I don't even like Ronon."
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and I, like, physically twitched away from the computer screen
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: dude
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: ... you know you're too attached to a character when....
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: heh
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: *giggles*
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: *pets*

where I have mad love for Ronon and Vin Diesel, in the same conversation even )

and then perv all over Elizabeth )

and then try to do something constructive. ish. )

So.

Oct. 24th, 2005 11:52 pm
lierdumoa: (vidding crazy)
Today I stumbled upon Men At Work on the music section of my co-op's highly illegal ethernet server.

And isn't that a frightening way to start a post.

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: omg
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: have sudden urge to vid Land Down Under to SGA
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: ahahahhahaa
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: jskahdalsjkhda
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: that would be hilarious, christ
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I just hit the verse with "I met a man from Brussles"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: "He was six foot four and full of muscles"
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: jhldkjashlda
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: "I said do you speak-a my language"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: "He just smiled and gave me a veggemite sandwich"
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: I haven't heard that song in -- ashdasjhah
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: OMG RODNEY/RONON OTP 4EVS
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: asjdhalskj da
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: CRYING
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: I LOVE IT
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: oh God, now I have to look at the rest of the song
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: omg
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I could do this
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: hilarious
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: this is so John's first meeting with Teyla
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: j;lkasj;l
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, this isn't actually in the show, but IT IS SO TOTALLY AN ALIENS MADE JOHN AND RODNEY DO IT SCENARIO
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: yessssssssssss
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: DUDE
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, I'm posting this
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: hahahahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: I'm still laughing over the Ronon part ahsdlkjashhhahaa
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: so am I, man
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: SO AM I
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: AND RONON HANDS HIM A SANDWICH
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: sdhlakjsdhaskjhd
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: THAT IS SO TOTALLY RODNEY'S LANGUAGE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: VEGEMITE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: I DIE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: RONON UNDERSTANDS
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: THE FOOD
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: IT BINDS THEM
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: YESOMG

Then later

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: RONON IS NOT THE STRONG SILENT TYPE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: you know, no, he's not
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: RONON IS NOT A TRIBE LEADER WHATEVERTHEFUCK
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: HE'S JUST A REGULAR GUY WITH A BAD CASE OF POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: HE IS NOT A SHAMAN
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: OR WISE MAN
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: seriously :))
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: NOTICE HOW HE GETS EXTREME JOY OUT OF WATCHING THE NERDS SPAZ OUT AROUND HIM
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: ahahahahhahahahaa
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: HE THINKS RODNEY IS THE FUNNIEST THING SINCE A PIE IN THE FACE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: this is so, so true
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: IN FACT
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: IF RODNEY HIT RONON IN THE FACE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: WITH A PIE
[livejournal.com profile] onthecontrary: IT WOULD BE SOLID COMEDIC GOLD
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: we should make a letter to the writers and tell them this
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: oh yis
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
...after writing genderbending fic all day.

[livejournal.com profile] seperis: I'd like to see John as a woman
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: He'd make---God
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *stops*
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: oh, I have a theory about this
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: He could convert me to lesbianism
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: see, I was reading this post on Horatio Hornblower
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and how he was the product of a male actor, a male director, and a male writer getting together in a room and deciding what their perfect man was
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and how it was all very gay
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and I had this epiphany
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: THIS IS WHY JOHN IS SUCH A GIRL
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *dies*
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I mean, you've seen him argue with Rodney
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: where I'm just like -- tell me you didn't just insult him like a bitchy prom queen
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and he uses his looks as currency
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and flirts his way through negotiations
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and does the ditzy "I like ferris wheels and football" thing
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and he's good hearted and sympathetic and *pretty* and smart, but never obvious about how smart he is
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and yet mysterious and emotionally unavailable
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: it is like a bunch of nerds got in a room, envisioned their perfect woman, and then gave her a cock
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *chokes*
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: TELL ME I'M WRONG
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: The scary part is, you're not
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: This explains Rodney's reactions to him *so much*.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I should post this
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *grins* Yes you should

Hmmmmm.

Sep. 6th, 2005 02:25 pm
lierdumoa: (gryffindor!Sheppard)
Con't of this post.

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: so I've been getting more ideas for the Atlantean!John fic
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: though it still doesn't quite have a plot
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: or rather, I haven't gotten any ideas really, so much as images
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: for example, I nearly hurt myself laughing at the image of Atlantean!John flirting with unsuspecting!Rodney
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: only for Kavanaugh to yell at Rodney -- "What are you trying to be Kirk?!?"
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *chokes*
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: YES.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and also the image of Rodney going like "what's this?" and showing John the fugly green brooch and John being like "OMG you are going to love this thing. It's sooo cool"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and Elizabeth being like "I take it you were some kind of engineer since you know so much about how the city runs" and John doing his enigmatic little smirk and Rodney being like "No. He was a *hacker* is why he knows so damn much about how the city works"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and there will be fights between the engineering and anthropology people as to who needs John more
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: also?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: [livejournal.com profile] adrienne2's idea
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: he has some totally unpronouncable name, and Rodney will be like, "Fuck it, I'm just going to call you John"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: except it's not that unpronounceable, Rodney just thinks so many complicated syllables are really rather inefficient
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *dies*
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: this is the same reason he doesn't consider biochemistry a hard science, btw
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and it will be like Rodney's *pet* name for him
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and Rodney will boast about his mad skillz in theoretical physics
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and John will be like, WTF is theoretical physics
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and Rodney will explain
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and John will be like, "aww, that's so quaint"
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: because, like, for the ancients it wasn't theoretical anymore, really
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: *giggles*

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