lierdumoa: (breasteses)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PATRICK..jpg

...what?

...WHAT?!

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! WHAT?!?

HIS DELICATE, SLENDER WRISTS, PEOPLE.

ALSO, CARDIGAN.



ALSO, HAIR.



I could say something cynical about him giving into entertainment industry beauty standards or something but I'm not sure I can phrase the words properly around all the drool that just came out of my mouth. Oh God, he's so pretty it's kind of hurting me to look at him.
lierdumoa: (Default)
Title: Change (In the House of Pete)
Fandom: Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Figures that despite this being all Pete's fault, Patrick would still somehow end up being the Rumpelstiltskin in this fucked up scenario. 3,832 words.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] fashes. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] goluxexmachina for her help with brainstorming. Thanks to her as well as [livejournal.com profile] permetaform for the rush beta's.
Disclaimer: Pete is not a fairy. Honest.

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lierdumoa: (woe.)
I have 8 seconds of left to fill on my timeline.

Why is this vid not done yet?

Why is this vid not done yet?

WHY IS THIS VID NOT DONE YET?


Jensen Ackles, you're a very beautiful man, but I am losing. the will. to live.



And, because I hate the world, I'm going to now inflict upon my flist a snippet of the latest bit of bandom crack I've been writing.

[livejournal.com profile] fashes, this one's for you.

the one where Pete is a fairy, and I lose all my writing dignity )

So.

Jun. 25th, 2007 02:32 pm
lierdumoa: (crazy white woman)
I went to see Cobra Starship Fall Out Boy on Saturday.

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In other news.

I got my hair relaxed/cut last Wednesday/Friday. I'm very, very pleased with my new look. I may post pictures later when I'm feeling less lazy.

LALALALA

Jun. 19th, 2007 04:48 pm
lierdumoa: (crazy white woman)
::FLAIL::

For reasons I will not go into this week has been very ... trying. But it is almost over, and when it is over?

I'M GOING TO SEE FALL OUT BOY AND COBRA STARSHIP and some other bands I don't much care about ON SATURDAY AND ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS except [livejournal.com profile] spaggel, that h0r WILL BE IN LA WITH ME YAY.


I'm 1/3 done with the vid. Hopefully by the end of today I will be 1/2 - 2/3's done. My plan is to send it off Friday before [livejournal.com profile] goluxexmachina and I drive down for the concert. I've crashed Premiere something like nine times at this point, give or take two. You know, the usual. Dean is beautiful. He's especially beautiful when he's breaking. Which is basically all the time.

I love my show.

My broken, broken show.


Also this? Basically makes my life.
lierdumoa: (over-dramatic)
Or, you know, at my computer.

You know what would make my life? Patrick Stump singing "Chain of Fools." Actually, any Aretha Franklin. Preferably all Aretha Franklin. But mostly "Chain of Fools." And when I say 'make my life' I mean the awesomeness of it might actually kill me.

Come on fandom internets God Obi-Wan Pete Wentz. MAKE IT HAPPEN.


It is three thirty in the morning. I spent yesterday writing song lyrics and avoiding everything.

::loses at life::
lierdumoa: (emo Pete)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I've been having a lot of Fall Out Boy dreams lately, that I don't remember at all, except I'll wake up with a song in my head
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: o.o huh
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: that *sounds* like a FOB song
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: XD
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: only I know I totally made it up in my head
[livejournal.com profile] permetaform: you're dreams are all soundtracked now?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: yes! soundtracked!

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, this time I actually remembered my FOB dream
[livejournal.com profile] natilathehun: Yeah?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: the end of it, anyway
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I was hanging out w/ the band for some reason
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I have no idea what
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: we were watching that new Cobra Starship video, at like, the theater
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and talking about one of the Fuled By Ramen bands that I don't pay attention to
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and Pete mentioned a specific song, and I was like "Yeah. I'm sure I heard it before and just don't remember it. Generally once a singer goes above a certain pitch range I just tune them out." and Pete said something snarky about my not liking high whiny voices having something to do with the fact that I'd been only hitting on guys lately (though actually in rl, I haven't been hitting on *anyone* lately, male or female)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and then leaned in and kissed me
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and I was about to go in for another kiss
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and woke up
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: w/ the Cobra Starship song stuck in my head
[livejournal.com profile] natilathehun: *blinks*
[livejournal.com profile] natilathehun: That's... ok, the song is pretty much the icing.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: it was a very nice kiss
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: brief, but with some tongue


I did some work on the Patrick/Maja fic last night. Now 1872 words. More importantly, now outlined, so I actually know what I have left to write. Looks like it will be around 4,000 words when done. Apparently I am just physically incapable of writing anything under 4,000 words anymore.

The vampire!Pete au is on hold until I finish the Patrick/Maja.


And, in the interests of making livejournal posts that are more than completely self-indulgent fluff:

Fanfiction Recommendations )

lierdumoa: (thigh flirting)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: okay, it's come up in fic I've read, like, twice now that Pete has no ass
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: WTF
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Pete totally has an ass
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: *Andy* has no ass
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: rather... you can't *tell* he has an ass in the pants he wears.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: dude, you can totally tell
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I've sent you pictures before
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: riiiiight
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: granted people rarely ever take pictures of Pete from the side or the rear
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: true
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but I have a pretty decent collection of side angle shots
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and he has an ass in every single one
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I mean, he has no hips for obvious reasons
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: are they confused?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: do they think hips and ass are the same thing?
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: maybe.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: like, considering how tiny and skinny Pete is?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: if he were starving, his ass would be the last thing to go
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Yes.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I should post a picspam
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: yes. yes you should.

NO, SERIOUSLY )


lierdumoa: (writing)
So eBay failed to tell me I won the boots I bid on. Which is my pathetic way of trying to excuse the fact that I am a GIANT LAME LAMER and failed to go back to the website and check whether or not I won (and in turn failed to pay for said boots) until this morning (rather, yesterday morning ::eyes clock::), almost TWO WEEKS later.

Anyway, the boots are mine, whoo-hoo! And perhaps when I get a horrible buyer review it will discourage me from wasting money on eBay in the future. Always look at the bright side of life. Or something.

ze bootz )


In other news, Fall Out Boy Did a cover of Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

I want to have sex with the bass line.

Dangerously underage sex.


I've been staring at the same scene from my vampire!Wentz fic all day. Patrick has bruised ribs. Pete has a shard of glass in his neck. They're in a ditch twenty miles out of Dos Palos with a couple jolt cans of blood in the trunk. Good times.

Or not, seeing as the scene is still not done.

I'm considering calling the fic "If You Steal My Sunshine." Get it? Because I've been listening to that LEN song all day and Pete's a vampire and ... nevermind.

This fic is starting to look about as lame as my buyer rep.
lierdumoa: (wentz sneer)
Dude, I was, like, moments away from posting to the flist asking if anyone knew whether Pete lived in campus housing or at home while in college. And then this showed up on the Q & A boards )

::WIN::

I'm approx. 2000 words into that fic where Pete is a vampire, but it's not a 16 Candles AU. I really ought to come up with something shorter to call it.


In other news: So I Watched Release the Bats

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: now I kind of want a pete turns into a girl fic where he's all disappointed that he can't pee standing up anymore and has to actually, like, take his pants off and squat
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: wait, what am I saying -- girls can totally pee standing up
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: we just have to be straddling the toilet
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: it's the aiming we suck at
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: well ... if you jut out your pelvis
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: well, okay, pelvis jutting might allow for aiming
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: though that would take, like, practice
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: oh god, Pete would totally practice
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: Of course he would!
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS PEEING ON THINGS AWAY FROM HIM
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In my head? Girl!Pete wears skirts all the time. Solely for the purpose of peeing standing up more easily. He just stands astride the toilet seat, panty pulled to one side (if he's wearing one) just letting it rip. This way he can catch any stray trickle before it makes it all the way down his leg.

Joe: It's kinda like Pete didn't turn into a girl at all.
Joe: He just got easy bake crotch surgery.
Joe: Instead of a tattoo.
Pete: ::wanders into the room::
Pete: ::bounces on the balls of his feet a little, watching his chest flop::
Pete: Do my tits seem small to you?
Joe: ...
Patrick: ...
Andy: You're a modest b-cup.
Joe: ...
Patrick: ...
Pete: That's decent, I guess.
Pete: ::wanders back out of the room::

Fic Blather

May. 5th, 2007 11:23 pm
lierdumoa: (wentz sneer)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I kind of want SPN/Bandslash crossover vampire fic
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: mostly because I like SPN's take on vampires
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: oooh
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: the "can be out during the day, just strongly prefer not to be" take
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I have this story growing in my head
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: as of five seconds ago
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: where Pete is a vampire since he took home the wrong scene kid when he was still in Arma Angelus
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and just ... kept living his life as normal
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: occasional bizarre animal slaughterings popping up around him nonwithstanding
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: hee!
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and yeah, he's paler than normal, but he's got that Hawaiian thing, so no one really notices
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: heh
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: there's a reason his fridge in MTV Cribs is only stocked with liquid candy
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa:
       Patrick: It's like you don't actually need food to live.
       Pete: Ahahaha. Ha.
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: bwaahhh
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and you know he made the 16 candles music video because he always sekritly lamented in his head that real vampires weren't nearly as cool as the ones on Buffy
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: awww, poor Pete.
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: totally.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: there should be a Winchester brothers cameo in there
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Pete gets caught in a dark alley w/ blood on his mouth, holding a stray cat by the scruff, looking stupidly guilty
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: OH PETE
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa:
       Sam: Hey, dude, aren't you that guy from Fall Out Boy?
       Dean: (to Sam) Hey, didn't you try to make me listen to them once?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: much heckling ensues
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: hee
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Sam runs back to the car to get a CD for Pete to sign
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Pete and Dean stare at each other standoffishly for a while
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: he goes back to eating his cat
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Dean makes a face
[livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee: *heart*
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: possibly, as it is near dawn, he ends up buying Dean coffee and they fuck in a cafe bathroom
lierdumoa: (breasteses)
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: link: wallpaper from the official Fall Out Boy website
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: Patrick's little face
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: it can actually be described as *winsome*
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: can it now?
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: charming, often in a childlike or naive way.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and it has the word win in it
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: which is Patrick all over
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: ::pleased::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: totally is.
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: he just, agh, look at him
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: with his jailbaity little face
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and sideburns of whoa
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: ::meep::
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: YIS IT'S LIKE THAT
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: LOFFS HIM
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: and everyone else has on their rockstar pout
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but there is Patrick, w/ his winsome smile
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I just want to ... do things
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: naughty, naughty things
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I want Patrick smiling like that when he's doing something completely filthy to Pete
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: like groping him in that picture right there?
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: b'c they're totally at least holding hands
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I want him smiling like that
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: but with a come smear on his nose
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: like a little kid that got into the marmalade
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: only really, really not

That is so going into my next fic.

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: ::giggle:: dude
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: hmm??
[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I have 69 comments on my fic
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: HA!!!


Quote of the Day: "To me it's like, if you didn't read the fuckin' bio, it's like, why are we even doing this interview, you know what I'm saying? It's like if I showed up and I didn't know how to play the first two songs. Which kinda, like, happens, but it's like—I'm the dude in the band."

Best. BNF. Ever.

Never stop, Pete. Never stop.
lierdumoa: (dance sam)

[livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa: I'm trying to figure out what the hell Pete is doing in this picture
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: clearly he is overcome at the awesomeness of Patrick's shoes.
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: perhaps there is a seckrit message on the bottom of one of them and Patrick is showing him
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: "Lets Fuck" for example
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: OR
[livejournal.com profile] fashes: there is a GINORMOUS HOLE in Patrick's pants!

You so wish your friends were as cool as mine.


And for dinner, I had:

Fast and easy tilapia dish.

sauce:
balsamic vinegar
olive oil
splash of apple juice (optional)
crushed garlic
basil
tarragon
salt

Put tilapia fillet(s) in a pan, pour on sauce and cook at low heat. Turn fillet over periodically. Dish is done when you can stick a fork through the thickest part of fillet without resistance.


Uh. The end. Something. I didn't really plan this post out.
lierdumoa: (open wide)
Title: As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I
Fandom: Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The making of Bedussey. 4,156 words.
A/N: This story probably won't make much sense if you haven't seen Bedussey. view: on youtube, on buzznet
Credits: My thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee and [livejournal.com profile] kosher_pareve for taking time out of their extremely busy schedules to clean up my language and save me from some rather heinous chronological errors. Y'all are made of awesome.
Disclaimer: Patrick is not psychic.

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PIMP!

Apr. 23rd, 2007 09:26 pm
lierdumoa: (oh em gee)
The lovely [livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee (who is to blame for getting me into this fandom in the firstplace) and her affiliates have taken it upon themselves to create a fannish newsletter for all of us band fen.



From the comm profile:
There are two editions of this newsletter, one for fanfiction and other fan-creations and one for media. The fanfic edition will link to:

*Fic
*Recs
*Fanart
*Meta/Discussions/Polls
*Fic Challenges and Community Announcements
*Band Primers

The media edition will link to:

*News
*Articles
*Band members' blog updates
*Picspams
*Videos
*Anything else that meets your canon needs.

For now, both editions will be posted twice a week.
lierdumoa: (open wide)
Pete/Patrick centric.

Do tell me if you take one.



7 more )

GRAH!

Apr. 22nd, 2007 02:44 am
lierdumoa: (Default)
Have been stuck all day on Bedussey fic. Or maybe I'm just stalling. Still have to write 300 more words of intro to round out scene one, 450 more words of exposity junk to finish off scene four, and for scene five, 850 words of voyeuristic not!porn. Which is like porn. But without orgasms.

Yes, with the numbers. I'm so totally stalling.

Story should be around 4000-4500 by the time I'm done.


So I usually do a thing with fic where I find a writer I like, one who I've never worked with before and ask them to beta. I'm trying a new thing this time where I actually wait until my story is finished to do so. This is harder than it should be.

::sits on hands::


Shiny things:

This fic is giving me the perfect excuse to watch Bedussey over and over again. Not that I needed one.

I really, really love writing Pete dialogue. Like burning. You know when the last time was I had a character who canonically used the word motherfucker? Never, that's when. HOW DID I LIVE?!?

Similarly, I love writing Patrick dialogue. This story is in Pete POV. The next one will probably be in Patrick's. It will also involve Joe sekritly mixing sedatives in with Pete's food, because Andy has Principles, and Patrick can't lie to his bf ... f. And after the whole Porn Ninja thing, it became very clear to everyone that Pete needed a nap time. Yes. This seems logical to me.

I'll come up with a plot later. Or possibly never. The story might just end up being about nothing.


Oh yeah, and I'll be doing another Pete/Patrick icon post ... soon. Tomorrow or the day after.
lierdumoa: (over-dramatic)
Pete/Patrick centric.

Do tell me if you take one.



7 more )

WHEE!

Apr. 18th, 2007 03:04 am
lierdumoa: (oh em gee)
My second ticket arrived, after I e-mailed the customer service people. TWO FLOOR TICKETS TO FALL OUT BOY, BITCHEZ!!!1!@! The fabulous [livejournal.com profile] adrienne2 will be joining me.

::SO EXCITED OMG::

In other news, I'm writing a cracky Pete/Patrick ficlike thing about the making of Bedussey.

...yeah.

WAAAAAH

Apr. 15th, 2007 12:03 pm
lierdumoa: (crazy white woman)
::runs in circles::

Just bought two floor tickets to the Honda Civic Tour, Inglewood, CA. I was going to buy three, but I really wanted floor seats, and I waited like a split second too long and the website was all DENIED. No, literally. It was all, "these tickets are reserved for the next two minutes" and I waited forty seconds too long checking my bank account balance and they were GONE. So at least I got two. Which is somewhat good, as [livejournal.com profile] fashes is no longer under pressure to join me, so she won't have to worry about looking bad at work since she's already taking a weekend off. And I have $55.00 still in my pocket.

I couldn't get adjacent seats, but I don't think that actually matters since I'm pretty sure the floor won't have actual seating.

So I'm probably going w/ [livejournal.com profile] permetaform. Probably. Yeah.

::pokes gmail::

I've recieved order confirmations for both tickets, but only one actual ticket.

::pokes gmail again::

That's no reason to panic, right? Right?

::goes back to running in circles::

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