Dude, I was, like, moments
away from posting to the flist asking if anyone knew whether Pete lived in campus housing or at home while in college. And then ( this showed up on the Q & A boards )
I'm approx. 2000 words into that fic where Pete is a vampire, but it's not a 16 Candles AU. I really ought to come up with something shorter to call it.
In other news: So I Watched Release the Batslierdumoa
: now I kind of want a pete turns into a girl fic where he's all disappointed that he can't pee standing up anymore and has to actually, like, take his pants off and squatlierdumoa
: wait, what am I saying -- girls can totally pee standing uplierdumoa
: we just have to be straddling the toiletlierdumoa
: it's the aiming we suck atfashes
: well ... if you jut out your pelvislierdumoa
: well, okay, pelvis jutting might allow for aiminglierdumoa
: though that would take, like, practicelierdumoa
: oh god, Pete would totally practicefashes
: Of course he would!fashes
: YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS PEEING ON THINGS AWAY FROM HIM( Read more... )
In my head? Girl!Pete wears skirts all the time. Solely for the purpose of peeing standing up more easily. He just stands astride the toilet seat, panty pulled to one side (if he's wearing one) just letting it rip. This way he can catch any stray trickle before it makes it all the way down his leg.
Joe: It's kinda like Pete didn't turn into a girl at all.
Joe: He just got easy bake crotch surgery.
Joe: Instead of a tattoo.
Pete: ::wanders into the room::
Pete: ::bounces on the balls of his feet a little, watching his chest flop::
Pete: Do my tits seem small to you?
Andy: You're a modest b-cup.
Pete: That's decent, I guess.
Pete: ::wanders back out of the room::