I try to avoid giving unsolicited advice - unless of course, I want to be annoying. In which case bring on the unsolicited advice (and I like to toss in the comfy chair while I am at it. Because no one expects-).

"Management would like to apologize for the previous offering of unsolicited advice regarding unsolicited advice. Those responsible have been sacked. Oh, and a fucking moose bit my sister once. Why? because she tried to give the moose some bullshit lines about PC talk masquerading as unsolicited adv-"

"We apologise again for the fault in the unsolicited advice. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked and their LJs have been replaced with images of deranged llamas cavorting in pink tutus, llamas shopping, llamas getting manicures and pedicures and llamas baking cookies."