In my other life

[lierdumoa]

When I wore too tight girls jeans.

And was a rock star.






l.e.i. size 7 juniors w/ 2% spandex. I think they were my sister's back in highschool. Ruched faux leather boots from Wet Seal. Ribbed long sleeved v-neck from Victoria's Secret.

I could entertain myself like this all day long.


Today I spent, like, half an hour trying to get off and failing. And then I woke up from my nap and realized I wasn't actually touching myself in the first place. I don't know if that rates better or worse than dreaming about denying myself fatty foods.

Doesn't your life feel enriched now that I've shared this with you?

TMI? Whut?


In conclusion:

Jared Leto's Tiny Fist of Rage Emo, Emo Pain Rage

Comments

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was the only person who'd end in an involuntary nap on occasion. *facepalms*
Tight girly jeans are pretty. Not as comfortable as loose pants, but hey, different wear for different occasions. Like photo whoring sessions. :D

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

No, no, I didn't fall asleep during. I went to take a perfectly normal nap and then dreamed I was masturbating.

These are actually really comfortable jeans. They just look uncomfortable.

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

XD
That must be the spandex part in the jeans. I have two pairs, too, but I think I've managed to outgrow both of them. *pokes hips* They're nice, but can be too hot in summer, at least when you're driving a lot (approx.1 hour to uni) on a bicycle.