In my other life

[lierdumoa]

When I wore too tight girls jeans.

And was a rock star.






l.e.i. size 7 juniors w/ 2% spandex. I think they were my sister's back in highschool. Ruched faux leather boots from Wet Seal. Ribbed long sleeved v-neck from Victoria's Secret.

I could entertain myself like this all day long.


Today I spent, like, half an hour trying to get off and failing. And then I woke up from my nap and realized I wasn't actually touching myself in the first place. I don't know if that rates better or worse than dreaming about denying myself fatty foods.

Doesn't your life feel enriched now that I've shared this with you?

TMI? Whut?


In conclusion:

Jared Leto's Tiny Fist of Rage Emo, Emo Pain Rage

Comments

Things I miss not living with lierdumoa anymore

[fashes.livejournal.com]

Dude I miss seeing your lovely backside in the kitchen. ::wistful sigh:: Your ass is so pretteh! And also your hips in that first shot.

You should do posts like this more often.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

See icon.

And I've said it before: Ain't no thing as TMI.

[crownglass39.livejournal.com]

Nice jeans!

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was the only person who'd end in an involuntary nap on occasion. *facepalms*
Tight girly jeans are pretty. Not as comfortable as loose pants, but hey, different wear for different occasions. Like photo whoring sessions. :D

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

No, no, I didn't fall asleep during. I went to take a perfectly normal nap and then dreamed I was masturbating.

These are actually really comfortable jeans. They just look uncomfortable.

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

XD
That must be the spandex part in the jeans. I have two pairs, too, but I think I've managed to outgrow both of them. *pokes hips* They're nice, but can be too hot in summer, at least when you're driving a lot (approx.1 hour to uni) on a bicycle.

[natilathehun.livejournal.com]

Everything about this post wins at live. Just fyi.