lierdumoa: (thigh flirting)
[ profile] lierdumoa: okay, it's come up in fic I've read, like, twice now that Pete has no ass
[ profile] lierdumoa: WTF
[ profile] lierdumoa: Pete totally has an ass
[ profile] lierdumoa: *Andy* has no ass
[ profile] fashes: rather... you can't *tell* he has an ass in the pants he wears.
[ profile] lierdumoa: dude, you can totally tell
[ profile] lierdumoa: I've sent you pictures before
[ profile] fashes: riiiiight
[ profile] lierdumoa: granted people rarely ever take pictures of Pete from the side or the rear
[ profile] fashes: true
[ profile] lierdumoa: but I have a pretty decent collection of side angle shots
[ profile] lierdumoa: and he has an ass in every single one
[ profile] lierdumoa: I mean, he has no hips for obvious reasons
[ profile] lierdumoa: are they confused?
[ profile] lierdumoa: do they think hips and ass are the same thing?
[ profile] fashes: maybe.
[ profile] lierdumoa: like, considering how tiny and skinny Pete is?
[ profile] lierdumoa: if he were starving, his ass would be the last thing to go
[ profile] fashes: Yes.
[ profile] lierdumoa: I should post a picspam
[ profile] fashes: yes. yes you should.


lierdumoa: (wentz sneer)
Dude, I was, like, moments away from posting to the flist asking if anyone knew whether Pete lived in campus housing or at home while in college. And then this showed up on the Q & A boards )


I'm approx. 2000 words into that fic where Pete is a vampire, but it's not a 16 Candles AU. I really ought to come up with something shorter to call it.

In other news: So I Watched Release the Bats

[ profile] lierdumoa: now I kind of want a pete turns into a girl fic where he's all disappointed that he can't pee standing up anymore and has to actually, like, take his pants off and squat
[ profile] lierdumoa: wait, what am I saying -- girls can totally pee standing up
[ profile] lierdumoa: we just have to be straddling the toilet
[ profile] lierdumoa: it's the aiming we suck at
[ profile] fashes: well ... if you jut out your pelvis
[ profile] lierdumoa: well, okay, pelvis jutting might allow for aiming
[ profile] lierdumoa: though that would take, like, practice
[ profile] lierdumoa: oh god, Pete would totally practice
[ profile] fashes: Of course he would!
Read more... )

In my head? Girl!Pete wears skirts all the time. Solely for the purpose of peeing standing up more easily. He just stands astride the toilet seat, panty pulled to one side (if he's wearing one) just letting it rip. This way he can catch any stray trickle before it makes it all the way down his leg.

Joe: It's kinda like Pete didn't turn into a girl at all.
Joe: He just got easy bake crotch surgery.
Joe: Instead of a tattoo.
Pete: ::wanders into the room::
Pete: ::bounces on the balls of his feet a little, watching his chest flop::
Pete: Do my tits seem small to you?
Joe: ...
Patrick: ...
Andy: You're a modest b-cup.
Joe: ...
Patrick: ...
Pete: That's decent, I guess.
Pete: ::wanders back out of the room::
lierdumoa: (breasteses)
[ profile] lierdumoa: link: wallpaper from the official Fall Out Boy website
[ profile] lierdumoa: Patrick's little face
[ profile] lierdumoa: it can actually be described as *winsome*
[ profile] fashes: can it now?
[ profile] lierdumoa: charming, often in a childlike or naive way.
[ profile] lierdumoa: and it has the word win in it
[ profile] lierdumoa: which is Patrick all over
[ profile] lierdumoa: ::pleased::
[ profile] fashes: totally is.
[ profile] lierdumoa: he just, agh, look at him
[ profile] lierdumoa: with his jailbaity little face
[ profile] lierdumoa: and sideburns of whoa
[ profile] fashes: ::meep::
[ profile] fashes: YIS IT'S LIKE THAT
[ profile] fashes: LOFFS HIM
[ profile] lierdumoa: and everyone else has on their rockstar pout
[ profile] lierdumoa: but there is Patrick, w/ his winsome smile
[ profile] lierdumoa: I just want to ... do things
[ profile] lierdumoa: naughty, naughty things
[ profile] lierdumoa: I want Patrick smiling like that when he's doing something completely filthy to Pete
[ profile] fashes: like groping him in that picture right there?
[ profile] fashes: b'c they're totally at least holding hands
[ profile] lierdumoa: I want him smiling like that
[ profile] lierdumoa: but with a come smear on his nose
[ profile] lierdumoa: like a little kid that got into the marmalade
[ profile] lierdumoa: only really, really not

That is so going into my next fic.

[ profile] lierdumoa: ::giggle:: dude
[ profile] fashes: hmm??
[ profile] lierdumoa: I have 69 comments on my fic
[ profile] fashes: HA!!!

Quote of the Day: "To me it's like, if you didn't read the fuckin' bio, it's like, why are we even doing this interview, you know what I'm saying? It's like if I showed up and I didn't know how to play the first two songs. Which kinda, like, happens, but it's like—I'm the dude in the band."

Best. BNF. Ever.

Never stop, Pete. Never stop.

Fic Ramble

Apr. 24th, 2007 03:34 pm
lierdumoa: (subversive)
[ profile] lierdumoa: I kind of want to write angsty fic where everyone is convinced that Patrick is straight and Pete is hideously bitter
[ profile] lierdumoa: and over the years he's gotten better at hiding it
[ profile] lierdumoa: but, you know, the first time someone asked him if he and Patrick ever—you know, Pete wasn't expecting the question and did something horribly obvious and over-dramatic like grimace and say in a very clipped tone "Patrick's straight" and then excuse himself from the room and stare a little too hard at his bottle of medication before going to bed
[ profile] lierdumoa: also, in my head, the fact that Patrick goes for guys.
[ profile] lierdumoa: comes out in the most casually random way ever
[ profile] lierdumoa: like they're just hanging out one night making conversation w/ friends
       Pete: Patrick doesn't kiss guys
       Patrick: Yeah I do.
       Pete: ... what?!
[ profile] fashes: ROFL
[ profile] fashes: YIS IT'S LIKE THAT
[ profile] fashes: with sputtering
[ profile] lierdumoa:
       Patrick: Dude, you kiss me all the time.
       Pete: That doesn't count. It's not even on the mouth.
       Patrick: Oh.
       Patrick: Does the erection I get afterwards not count either?
[ profile] fashes: yeeeeeeeeeee
[ profile] lierdumoa:
       Pete: ... what?!
[ profile] fashes: ::SNORFLE::

Re: the Bedussey fic

My first beta came in this morning. Second one should be coming in this evening. Fic will probably go up at some point deep in the dead of night, so you can all read it tomorrow.


Jan. 9th, 2007 08:45 pm
lierdumoa: (*PHOOMP*)
Today I finally moved all my vids to my new website, which at this point is little more than webspace. Right now I'm uploading some vids to imeem.

Other plans for before I go to bed:
- finish clipping
- finish beta'ing [ profile] toft_froggy's vid
- panic in the general direction of After Effects

In other news, the Indian guy? Who thought netspeak and referring to me in the diminutive was sexxi? TOTALLY STALKING ME.

Called me fourteen times, ten of which were after I told him to stop calling me.

Okay, to provide context, I was an avoidant h0r and never RSVP'd on that date I almost went on. So he calls me three times Saturday night, which I didn't realize until after the fact. My phone was kind of drowned out by Resident Evil playing in the background w/ dvd commentary.

Which, btw, AWESOME COMMENTARY, and thanks to [ profile] fembuck for the recc. Mila Jovovich is such a goddamn rock star. She does up her hair all crazy and runs around flashing the camera and BEATING PEOPLE. IN ALL HER MOVIES. THE WOMAN IS, LIKE, INCAPABLE OF PULLING PUNCHES. For real. If you see her punching someone in a movie. Chances are she did, in fact, actually punch them.

But back to my stalker.

So Sunday night he calls me for the fourth time. I answer the phone. That date I never RSVP'd on? Apparently he showed up anyway, despite my not having responded to his e-mail. And waited for two hours. So I'm like. Oh. That sucks. I'm sorry for making you wait. I should have told you I wasn't going to make it. But well, I'm not really interested in meeting you.

him: Can I see you some other time?
[ profile] lierdumoa No, I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
him: But we blah blah restaurant blah blah hang out.
[ profile] lierdumoa I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not interested.
him: No, please, I would just like to talk with you. Why the sudden change of heart. (I'm approximating here, since his English is not all that great)
[ profile] lierdumoa I just don't want to see you. (is this conversation still seriously going on?)
him: I don't understand. (okay, now you're just abusing the language barrier to pretend you don't know what the fuck I'm saying)
him: No, please, tell me what is wrong. If there's something that is bothering you.
[ profile] lierdumoa I'm fine. I just don't want to date you
him: No, no! Not date! I just want to be friends.
[ profile] lierdumoa :|
[ profile] lierdumoa I don't want to be friends with you either.
him: No, please, why are you not interested.
[ profile] lierdumoa I don't actually owe you an explanation.
him: If there's a problem, please tell me. If something's going on with you—
[ profile] lierdumoa I'm going to go now. ::hangs up::

::phone rings ominously::

[ profile] lierdumoa Okay, I'm going to say this again. ::deep breath::
[ profile] lierdumoa I'm sorry for not telling you that I had changed my mind. I honestly didn't think you'd show up since I didn't RSVB.
him: No, no, it's fine—
[ profile] lierdumoa But I'm not interested in you. I'm going to hang up the phone now. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop calling me.

At which point I started calling up friends to share this surprising new turn in my imaginary sex life.

[ profile] spaggel: Hello?
[ profile] lierdumoa Dude, I have a stalker.
[ profile] lierdumoa You remember the Indian guy I talked about on my journal. He won't stop calling me.
::phone beeps::
[ profile] lierdumoa He's calling me right now.
[ profile] spaggel: I have a stalker at work.
[ profile] spaggel: This guy names Johnny.
[ profile] lierdumoa I'm sorry.
[ profile] spaggel: My boss was like, "Someone has a crush on you!"
[ profile] spaggel: I was like, "Johnny?"
[ profile] spaggel: She was all "How did you guess?"
::phone beeps AGAIN::
[ profile] lierdumoa Make him stop calling me Syd. MAKE HIM STOP CALLING ME.
[ profile] spaggel: You want me to beat him up for you? I'll beat him up for you. No one touches my woman.
[ profile] lierdumoa So, you were telling me about Johnny.
[ profile] spaggel: And he has this creepy obsession with Calvin Klein shoes. (she works in the shoe department) He'll just, like, caress the shoes in front of me, it's so creepy.
[ profile] lierdumoa Dude, that is creepy.
[ profile] spaggel: I know, seriously! I was like "having fun caressing those shoes, Johnny?"
[ profile] spaggel: And he was all, "What would you do if I caressed you?"
[ profile] spaggel: And I told him, "I would PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE."
[ profile] lierdumoa ::BUSTS UP LAUGHING::
[ profile] spaggel: I was all, "And you'd go down to, because, you know, you're top heavy."
[ profile] lierdumoa And he's still after you?
[ profile] spaggel: YES.
[ profile] lierdumoa Maybe he's an idiot and he thought you were kidding.
[ profile] spaggel: I WASN'T KIDDING!
[ profile] lierdumoa I know you weren't. I'm not an idiot.

[ profile] lierdumoa You know the Indian guy? He's kind of stalking me now. He won't stop calling.
[ profile] fashes: Can I threaten him for you?
[ profile] lierdumoa I can handle it.
[ profile] fashes: I know you can. I just want to.
::phone rings::
[ profile] fashes: Is that him again.
[ profile] lierdumoa Yes. YES IT IS. FUCKING STALKER.

otherroommate: So the restaurant is where?
[ profile] fashes: Three blocks down the street, ottherroommate.
otherrommate: I just don't want us to miss each other, you know. I don't want to get lost and then miss him because I end up twenty minutes late, you know.
[ profile] lierdumoa: (mutters under breath) Maybe you won't miss him. Maybe he'll wait for two hours because he's a crazy stalker.
[ profile] fashes: ::guffaws::
otherrommate: You guys are making fun of me aren't you.
[ profile] fashes: No otherrommate, we think it's adorable, you getting all worried about your date.
otherroomate: ::looks skeptical::

[ profile] lierdumoa I'm making food.
[ profile] spaggel: I'm eating delicious chicken salad with—
[ profile] lierdumoa Stop talking about food while I'm hungry.
[ profile] spaggel: —little pieces of nuts and romaine lettuce and—
[ profile] lierdumoa I hate you.
[ profile] spaggel: Yeah, well, this is what you get for hating me.
[ profile] lierdumoa Dude, he called like two more times while you weren't here.
[ profile] spaggel: Give me his number.
[ profile] lierdumoa No, [ profile] fashes has dibs.
[ profile] spaggel: Yeah, but I've known you longer. I've got dibs on you.
[ profile] lierdumoa You might have a point. I mean, if I give her his number she can threaten him, but if I gave you his number, you could totally tell him, "Stop calling my girlfriend or I will hunt you down."
[ profile] spaggel: Is he still calling?
[ profile] lierdumoa No, I think he stopped for the night.
[ profile] spaggel: Time for stalkers to go beddie-bye?
[ profile] lierdumoa I guess so.

He called me three more times yesterday night. He hasn't called tonight. It's possible he finally caught a clue.
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
[ profile] lierdumoa: Hermiod is such a bitter bitter temp who hates his crappy temp job
[ profile] lierdumoa: now I want an Office Space AU
[ profile] fashes: 'splain?
[ profile] lierdumoa: with Hermiod sitting at a desk all day
[ profile] fashes: HEE!!!
[ profile] lierdumoa: going "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking."
[ profile] lierdumoa: "Just a mooooment."Read more... )

The Cast (incomplete):

John Sheppard .... Peter Gibbons
Rodney McKay .... Joanna
Ronon Dex .... Michael Bolton
Teyla Emmagen .... Samir Nagheenanajar
Elizabeth Weir .... Lawrence
that guy from "Condemned" .... Milton Waddams
Stephen Caldwell .... Bill Lumbergh
Jack O'Neill .... Tom Smykowski
Lucius & Laden .... the Bobs
Hermiod .... Nina
Samantha Carter .... Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter
Nicholas Lorne .... Drew
Carson Beckett .... Dr. Swanson
Radek Zelenka .... Steve, Magazine Salesman
Richard Woolsey .... Boss #2, whose name I can't remember
General Landry .... Boss #3, whose name I also can't remember


Oct. 16th, 2006 01:41 am
lierdumoa: (::dead::)
[ profile] lierdumoa: oh God
[ profile] lierdumoa: I found the Heroes newsletter spoiler cut )


Sep. 14th, 2006 01:08 am
lierdumoa: (Fly Flyboy Fly)
On Realistic Dialogue and Supernatural Fic

Read more... )

On SGA Fic, Characterization Choices and Rodney's Porn Collection

Read more... )
lierdumoa: (Default)
SGA 3x06: The Real World

Stay away from those liquid gel capsules, Elizabeth.

They are filled with surrender juice. )

SG-1 10x07: Counter-Strike

Okay, this isn't really an episode review so much as a crackchat with spoilers.

And here be the spoiler cut. )

SGA 3x07: Common Ground

When I saw the preview for this episode I thought to myself, "this one's going to require an extra set of panties."

Suffice it to say, I was not disappointed.

It's like they made it just for me. )
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
crackchat w/ seperis )


Jun. 13th, 2006 04:09 am
lierdumoa: (WTF!)
So I was watching The Pacifier when all of a sudden Jimmy Cooper popped up.

And for now I'll skip the part where I totally went to a chan place with Vin Diesel and the oldest son in the family. [ profile] fashes went there already.

As I was saying, Jimmy Cooper popped up, which reminded me of this conversation I had with my sister earlier while I was shopping for vegetables. Here is a brief excerpt.

me: "So what else is up with you?"
her: "Oh, you know, not much. Saw this episode of The O.C."
me: "Wait, you watch The O.C.?"
her: "[My boyfriend] watches it. That one girl died."
me: "...which girl."
her: "The whiny one. You know, who's kind of useless."
me: "They killed Marissa? I. I never thought they'd kill Marissa. I mean, I'd hoped. Oh wow, I might actually be able to watch this show again. I haven't since season 1."

Which brings me to the point of my post.


She dies horribly in Ryan's arms and no one tells me? There are emo flashbacks from the pilot with Ben McKenzie wearig too much makeup whilst Marissa faints dead away and her pulse stills in her throat, her body still clutched in Ryan's arms and yet another crappy cover version of "Hallelujah" playing in the background and no one tells me?! My show RETURNS TO ME in ALL IT'S FORMER GLORY and NO ONE TELLS ME?!?!?



me: (to [ profile] fashes) you know I always wanted to make a "YOU'RE ALL FIRED" post
me: never had the opportunity, though
::starts giggling hysterically::
me: the best part?
::clutches [ profile] fashes' arm::
me: I get to start the post with "So I was watching The Pacifier when..."

Man, we totally just watched a movie and, like, five straight episodes. I really need to stop going to bed after four in the morning.
lierdumoa: (Fly Flyboy Fly)
Specifically this one.

[ profile] queenofalostart: i still hold myself to believing that john went and did up rodney and carson's hair during the hiatus
[ profile] lierdumoa: !!!
[ profile] lierdumoa: YES
[ profile] queenofalostart: SERIOUSLY
[ profile] lierdumoa: dude, and went shopping for him too, apparently
[ profile] queenofalostart: there is way too much fauxhawk up in that joint to be naturally occuring
[ profile] lierdumoa: okay, fauxhawk is my new favorite word
[ profile] queenofalostart: dude, seriously
[ profile] lierdumoa: I want to use it in a fic
[ profile] queenofalostart: john sheppard revived my love of the fauxhawk
[ profile] queenofalostart: i thought i was over it
[ profile] queenofalostart: indie rock boys loved it for most of 2004
[ profile] queenofalostart: 2005 was about the fringe -- what is called a bloc head
[ profile] queenofalostart: but
[ profile] queenofalostart: FAUX HAWK
[ profile] queenofalostart: john sheppard totally has one
[ profile] queenofalostart: and carson has one
[ profile] queenofalostart: inexplicably
[ profile] queenofalostart: which makes me think
[ profile] queenofalostart: john is sharing his hair gel
[ profile] queenofalostart: and then, after trinity
[ profile] queenofalostart: rodney suddnely has one kind of, too
[ profile] lierdumoa: omg
[ profile] lierdumoa: after Trinity?
[ profile] queenofalostart: yesh
[ profile] lierdumoa: he missed his boyfriend so much he stole his hairgel
[ profile] queenofalostart: bwahahahhaaaa
[ profile] queenofalostart: i seriously am so close to almost figuring out how they might fight after that
[ profile] queenofalostart: like
[ profile] lierdumoa: Rodney + sleeping on the couch = fauxhawk
[ profile] lierdumoa: what a strange, strange galaxy this is
[ profile] queenofalostart: hahahaha
[ profile] queenofalostart: yes, he can make some joke about how it takes a night of sleeping on an extremely uncomfortable couch -- did he mention uncomfortable -- to make his hair stand up on end and did john somehow train his hair to do so by sleeping in strange places, as well? perhaps the commissary, or maybe standing up in the balcony, or tucked away in a transporter.

Also, GIP. Fly, Flyboy. Fly! Credit to [ profile] slytherinsicons, see here.
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
[in regards to adding santa hats to icons]
[ profile] lierdumoa: someone's icon had a green hat w/ red trim
[ profile] lierdumoa: because John would totally not be santa
[ profile] lierdumoa: but one of the elves
[ profile] lierdumoa: that makes the toys
[ profile] lierdumoa: or possibly takes care of the reindeer
[ profile] lierdumoa: yes, because that would involve flying
[ profile] permetaform: XD
[ profile] permetaform: yes
[ profile] permetaform: yes
[ profile] lierdumoa: OMG MUST WRITE FIC
[ profile] permetaform: YES
[ profile] permetaform: TESTING IT OUT
[ profile] permetaform: 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, QUALITY CONTROL!
[ profile] permetaform: ::FLAILS AND DIES::
[ profile] permetaform: also, coal
[ profile] permetaform: ...
[ profile] permetaform: holy fuck
[ profile] permetaform: ...(you know I secretly want Wier/Cladwell with that vertex dildo but I think if they do it in santa suit my brain will break)
[ profile] permetaform: ( might even be a good breaking)
[ profile] permetaform: ...
[ profile] permetaform: bells on their shoes?
[ profile] permetaform: elves should have mistletoe too
[ profile] lierdumoa: of course they have mistletoe
[ profile] permetaform: and rodney likes shiny toys
[ profile] permetaform: and all the elves will be slightly apprehensive with the new jellybeans rodney develops
[ profile] permetaform: 'cause exploding candy = no
[ profile] permetaform: or rather, only allowed in HP
[ profile] permetaform: oh god
[ profile] permetaform: Zelenka as an elf
[ profile] permetaform: GOD
[ profile] lierdumoa: with a hopeless crush on Mrs. Claus
[ profile] permetaform: yes
[ profile] permetaform: Kavanagh
[ profile] lierdumoa: I want to give them little elf names
[ profile] permetaform: XD
[ profile] lierdumoa: like Jonshep and Rodnick
[ profile] lierdumoa: and Kavgnat
[ profile] permetaform: XD
[ profile] permetaform: YES
[ profile] lierdumoa: I am writing this for Christmas
[ profile] permetaform: heee!
[ profile] permetaform: yay!
[ profile] lierdumoa: I have this image in my head
[ profile] lierdumoa: of Rodney wearing green tights and elfin short shorts
[ profile] lierdumoa: and John poking him in the belly
[ profile] permetaform: XD

Crack Chat

Nov. 21st, 2005 08:14 pm
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
[ profile] lierdumoa: okay, someone in the comments of this fic I read said, "That was hot, and I don't even like Ronon."
[ profile] lierdumoa: and I, like, physically twitched away from the computer screen
[ profile] fashes: dude
[ profile] lierdumoa: ... you know you're too attached to a character when....
[ profile] fashes: heh
[ profile] fashes: *giggles*
[ profile] fashes: *pets*

where I have mad love for Ronon and Vin Diesel, in the same conversation even )

and then perv all over Elizabeth )

and then try to do something constructive. ish. )


Oct. 24th, 2005 11:52 pm
lierdumoa: (vidding crazy)
Today I stumbled upon Men At Work on the music section of my co-op's highly illegal ethernet server.

And isn't that a frightening way to start a post.

[ profile] lierdumoa: omg
[ profile] lierdumoa: have sudden urge to vid Land Down Under to SGA
[ profile] onthecontrary: ahahahhahaa
[ profile] onthecontrary: jskahdalsjkhda
[ profile] onthecontrary: that would be hilarious, christ
[ profile] lierdumoa: I just hit the verse with "I met a man from Brussles"
[ profile] lierdumoa: "He was six foot four and full of muscles"
[ profile] onthecontrary: jhldkjashlda
[ profile] lierdumoa: "I said do you speak-a my language"
[ profile] lierdumoa: "He just smiled and gave me a veggemite sandwich"
[ profile] onthecontrary: I haven't heard that song in -- ashdasjhah
[ profile] lierdumoa: OMG RODNEY/RONON OTP 4EVS
[ profile] onthecontrary: asjdhalskj da
[ profile] onthecontrary: CRYING
[ profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[ profile] onthecontrary: I LOVE IT
[ profile] lierdumoa: oh God, now I have to look at the rest of the song
[ profile] lierdumoa: omg
[ profile] lierdumoa: I could do this
[ profile] onthecontrary: hilarious
[ profile] lierdumoa: Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
[ profile] lierdumoa: this is so John's first meeting with Teyla
[ profile] onthecontrary: j;lkasj;l
[ profile] lierdumoa: Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
[ profile] lierdumoa: okay, this isn't actually in the show, but IT IS SO TOTALLY AN ALIENS MADE JOHN AND RODNEY DO IT SCENARIO
[ profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[ profile] onthecontrary: yessssssssssss
[ profile] lierdumoa: DUDE
[ profile] lierdumoa: okay, I'm posting this
[ profile] onthecontrary: hahahahahaha
[ profile] onthecontrary: I'm still laughing over the Ronon part ahsdlkjashhhahaa
[ profile] lierdumoa: so am I, man
[ profile] onthecontrary: DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE
[ profile] lierdumoa: SO AM I
[ profile] lierdumoa: AND RONON HANDS HIM A SANDWICH
[ profile] onthecontrary: sdhlakjsdhaskjhd
[ profile] onthecontrary: VEGEMITE
[ profile] onthecontrary: I DIE
[ profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHA
[ profile] lierdumoa: RONON UNDERSTANDS
[ profile] onthecontrary: THE FOOD
[ profile] onthecontrary: IT BINDS THEM
[ profile] lierdumoa: YESOMG

Then later

[ profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[ profile] onthecontrary: you know, no, he's not
[ profile] onthecontrary: HE IS NOT A SHAMAN
[ profile] onthecontrary: OR WISE MAN
[ profile] onthecontrary: seriously :))
[ profile] onthecontrary: ahahahahhahahahaa
[ profile] onthecontrary: this is so, so true
[ profile] onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
[ profile] onthecontrary: IN FACT
[ profile] onthecontrary: IF RODNEY HIT RONON IN THE FACE
[ profile] onthecontrary: WITH A PIE
[ profile] onthecontrary: IT WOULD BE SOLID COMEDIC GOLD
[ profile] lierdumoa: we should make a letter to the writers and tell them this
[ profile] lierdumoa: oh yis
lierdumoa: (lj is crack)
...after writing genderbending fic all day.

[ profile] seperis: I'd like to see John as a woman
[ profile] seperis: He'd make---God
[ profile] seperis: *stops*
[ profile] lierdumoa: oh, I have a theory about this
[ profile] seperis: He could convert me to lesbianism
[ profile] lierdumoa: see, I was reading this post on Horatio Hornblower
[ profile] lierdumoa: and how he was the product of a male actor, a male director, and a male writer getting together in a room and deciding what their perfect man was
[ profile] lierdumoa: and how it was all very gay
[ profile] lierdumoa: and I had this epiphany
[ profile] lierdumoa: THIS IS WHY JOHN IS SUCH A GIRL
[ profile] seperis: *dies*
[ profile] lierdumoa: I mean, you've seen him argue with Rodney
[ profile] lierdumoa: where I'm just like -- tell me you didn't just insult him like a bitchy prom queen
[ profile] lierdumoa: and he uses his looks as currency
[ profile] lierdumoa: and flirts his way through negotiations
[ profile] lierdumoa: and does the ditzy "I like ferris wheels and football" thing
[ profile] lierdumoa: and he's good hearted and sympathetic and *pretty* and smart, but never obvious about how smart he is
[ profile] lierdumoa: and yet mysterious and emotionally unavailable
[ profile] lierdumoa: it is like a bunch of nerds got in a room, envisioned their perfect woman, and then gave her a cock
[ profile] seperis: *chokes*
[ profile] lierdumoa: TELL ME I'M WRONG
[ profile] seperis: The scary part is, you're not
[ profile] seperis: This explains Rodney's reactions to him *so much*.
[ profile] lierdumoa: I should post this
[ profile] seperis: *grins* Yes you should


Sep. 6th, 2005 02:25 pm
lierdumoa: (gryffindor!Sheppard)
Con't of this post.

[ profile] lierdumoa: so I've been getting more ideas for the Atlantean!John fic
[ profile] lierdumoa: though it still doesn't quite have a plot
[ profile] lierdumoa: or rather, I haven't gotten any ideas really, so much as images
[ profile] lierdumoa: for example, I nearly hurt myself laughing at the image of Atlantean!John flirting with unsuspecting!Rodney
[ profile] lierdumoa: only for Kavanaugh to yell at Rodney -- "What are you trying to be Kirk?!?"
[ profile] seperis: *chokes*
[ profile] seperis: YES.
[ profile] lierdumoa: and also the image of Rodney going like "what's this?" and showing John the fugly green brooch and John being like "OMG you are going to love this thing. It's sooo cool"
[ profile] lierdumoa: and Elizabeth being like "I take it you were some kind of engineer since you know so much about how the city runs" and John doing his enigmatic little smirk and Rodney being like "No. He was a *hacker* is why he knows so damn much about how the city works"
[ profile] lierdumoa: and there will be fights between the engineering and anthropology people as to who needs John more
[ profile] lierdumoa: also?
[ profile] lierdumoa: [ profile] adrienne2's idea
[ profile] lierdumoa: he has some totally unpronouncable name, and Rodney will be like, "Fuck it, I'm just going to call you John"
[ profile] lierdumoa: except it's not that unpronounceable, Rodney just thinks so many complicated syllables are really rather inefficient
[ profile] seperis: *dies*
[ profile] lierdumoa: this is the same reason he doesn't consider biochemistry a hard science, btw
[ profile] lierdumoa: and it will be like Rodney's *pet* name for him
[ profile] lierdumoa: and Rodney will boast about his mad skillz in theoretical physics
[ profile] lierdumoa: and John will be like, WTF is theoretical physics
[ profile] lierdumoa: and Rodney will explain
[ profile] lierdumoa: and John will be like, "aww, that's so quaint"
[ profile] lierdumoa: because, like, for the ancients it wasn't theoretical anymore, really
[ profile] seperis: *giggles*


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