Crackchat

[lierdumoa]

lierdumoa: oh God
lierdumoa: I found the Heroes newsletter [ninth_wonders]
fashes: ?
lierdumoa: everyone is writing ^[1]emo boy fic
fashes: the fuck?
fashes: what is WRONG WITH THEM?
lierdumoa: emo boy/Mohinder
lierdumoa: emo boy/Isaac
fashes: hmo wha?
lierdumoa: ^[2]brothercest
fashes: ohhh
fashes: ewww
fashes: I want Hiro porn!
fashes: I want Hiro pole dancing!
fashes: ...
fashes: apparantly.
lierdumoa: LOL
lierdumoa: there's a Claire/Niki femslash community [claire_niki]
lierdumoa: the fic will probably all be horrible, but maybe, maybe someone will write hot claire/evil!niki porn
lierdumoa: with bloodplay
fashes: oh god
fashes: that would.... yesss
lierdumoa: ::wants it, precious::
fashes: LOL
::reads community intro post::
lierdumoa: "This is a community for Femslashers that ship NBC's Heroes' Niki/Claire (I recommend a platonic friendship UNTIL Claire is at least OFFICIALLY 18 years of age)."
lierdumoa: OH GOD DIE
fashes: yes, die a lot.
lierdumoa: DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
lierdumoa: I wonder if I wrote a pwp
lierdumoa: with underage bloodplay
lierdumoa: and posted it
lierdumoa: if I would be shunned
lierdumoa: because that would be funny
fashes: yes, yes it would be funny
lierdumoa: also, the community creator is a tard
fashes: obviously
fashes: what with the telling people how to write their stories
lierdumoa: age of consent is 16 in, like, most of the ^[3]Southern states
::googles::
lierdumoa: 16 in most states period
fashes: you researched. of course.
fashes: LOL
lierdumoa: you spend enough time in Smallville, you learn some things
fashes: Hiro pole dancing
fashes: I can't get that out of my head now
lierdumoa: I want for Claire to flee from the scene of her autopsy
lierdumoa: and for Niki finds her in the desert
fashes: yes
fashes: all half dead and bloody
fashes: but she stlll smells like strawberries
lierdumoa: yesss
fashes: and Niki is all ::lick::
lierdumoa: so where did the Hiro poll dancing image come from?
fashes: no idea
fashes: it just appeared
lierdumoa: okay, no seriously
lierdumoa: emo boy everywhere
lierdumoa: wtf
fashes: he's not even that pretty!
fashes: I mean he's NO Hayden Christensen
fashes: mmmm
fashes: He's actually kinda fugly. I mean maybe if he smiled.
fashes: But he's all pinched faced and pouty 14yro
fashes: and ^[4]Welling does that better.
fashes: He's actually kinda fugly. I mean maybe if he smiled.
fashes: But he's all pinched faced and pouty 14yro
lierdumoa: they like the 14 year olds or something
lierdumoa: you know how most of fandom is 14 in the head
lierdumoa: dude
lierdumoa: *dude*
lierdumoa: emo boy is THE LANA
fashes: I... didn't I say that?
fashes: or this is me going duh!
lierdumoa: no, you didn't say that
lierdumoa: you said he was trying to be Clark Kent and failing
lierdumoa: which is an entirely different thing
fashes: yes yes it is.
lierdumoa: this is why they love him
fashes: oh god HATE

[1] also known as Peter Petrelli

[2] note, neither of us have anything against the incest, it's only that we find emo boy a sucking hole for sexual chemistry of any kind

[3] where Claire clearly lives given her and her fellow classmates' (not including that one geeky kid) quaint Southern drawls

[4] Tom Welling, plays teenaged Clark Kent in Smallville