Life's a Party

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PATRICK..jpg

...what?

...WHAT?!

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! WHAT?!?

HIS DELICATE, SLENDER WRISTS, PEOPLE.

ALSO, CARDIGAN.



ALSO, HAIR.



I could say something cynical about him giving into entertainment industry beauty standards or something but I'm not sure I can phrase the words properly around all the drool that just came out of my mouth. Oh God, he's so pretty it's kind of hurting me to look at him.

I have 8 seconds of left to fill on my timeline.

Why is this vid not done yet?

Why is this vid not done yet?

WHY IS THIS VID NOT DONE YET?


Jensen Ackles, you're a very beautiful man, but I am losing. the will. to live.



And, because I hate the world, I'm going to now inflict upon my flist a snippet of the latest bit of bandom crack I've been writing.

fashes, this one's for you.

( the one where Pete is a fairy, and I lose all my writing dignity )

::FLAIL::

For reasons I will not go into this week has been very ... trying. But it is almost over, and when it is over?

I'M GOING TO SEE FALL OUT BOY AND COBRA STARSHIP and some other bands I don't much care about ON SATURDAY AND ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS except spaggel, that h0r WILL BE IN LA WITH ME YAY.


I'm 1/3 done with the vid. Hopefully by the end of today I will be 1/2 - 2/3's done. My plan is to send it off Friday before goluxexmachina and I drive down for the concert. I've crashed Premiere something like nine times at this point, give or take two. You know, the usual. Dean is beautiful. He's especially beautiful when he's breaking. Which is basically all the time.

I love my show.

My broken, broken show.


Also this? Basically makes my life.

lierdumoa: I've been having a lot of Fall Out Boy dreams lately, that I don't remember at all, except I'll wake up with a song in my head
permetaform: o.o huh
lierdumoa: that *sounds* like a FOB song
permetaform: XD
lierdumoa: only I know I totally made it up in my head
permetaform: you're dreams are all soundtracked now?
lierdumoa: yes! soundtracked!

lierdumoa: okay, this time I actually remembered my FOB dream
natilathehun: Yeah?
lierdumoa: the end of it, anyway
lierdumoa: I was hanging out w/ the band for some reason
lierdumoa: I have no idea what
lierdumoa: we were watching that new Cobra Starship video, at like, the theater
lierdumoa: and talking about one of the Fuled By Ramen bands that I don't pay attention to
lierdumoa: and Pete mentioned a specific song, and I was like "Yeah. I'm sure I heard it before and just don't remember it. Generally once a singer goes above a certain pitch range I just tune them out." and Pete said something snarky about my not liking high whiny voices having something to do with the fact that I'd been only hitting on guys lately (though actually in rl, I haven't been hitting on *anyone* lately, male or female)
lierdumoa: and then leaned in and kissed me
lierdumoa: and I was about to go in for another kiss
lierdumoa: and woke up
lierdumoa: w/ the Cobra Starship song stuck in my head
natilathehun: *blinks*
natilathehun: That's... ok, the song is pretty much the icing.
lierdumoa: it was a very nice kiss
lierdumoa: brief, but with some tongue


I did some work on the Patrick/Maja fic last night. Now 1872 words. More importantly, now outlined, so I actually know what I have left to write. Looks like it will be around 4,000 words when done. Apparently I am just physically incapable of writing anything under 4,000 words anymore.

The vampire!Pete au is on hold until I finish the Patrick/Maja.


And, in the interests of making livejournal posts that are more than completely self-indulgent fluff:

( Fanfiction Recommendations )

So eBay failed to tell me I won the boots I bid on. Which is my pathetic way of trying to excuse the fact that I am a GIANT LAME LAMER and failed to go back to the website and check whether or not I won (and in turn failed to pay for said boots) until this morning (rather, yesterday morning ::eyes clock::), almost TWO WEEKS later.

Anyway, the boots are mine, whoo-hoo! And perhaps when I get a horrible buyer review it will discourage me from wasting money on eBay in the future. Always look at the bright side of life. Or something.

( ze bootz )


In other news, Fall Out Boy Did a cover of Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

I want to have sex with the bass line.

Dangerously underage sex.


I've been staring at the same scene from my vampire!Wentz fic all day. Patrick has bruised ribs. Pete has a shard of glass in his neck. They're in a ditch twenty miles out of Dos Palos with a couple jolt cans of blood in the trunk. Good times.

Or not, seeing as the scene is still not done.

I'm considering calling the fic "If You Steal My Sunshine." Get it? Because I've been listening to that LEN song all day and Pete's a vampire and ... nevermind.

This fic is starting to look about as lame as my buyer rep.

lierdumoa: I kind of want SPN/Bandslash crossover vampire fic
lierdumoa: mostly because I like SPN's take on vampires
ficbyzee: oooh
lierdumoa: the "can be out during the day, just strongly prefer not to be" take
lierdumoa: I have this story growing in my head
lierdumoa: as of five seconds ago
lierdumoa: where Pete is a vampire since he took home the wrong scene kid when he was still in Arma Angelus
lierdumoa: and just ... kept living his life as normal
lierdumoa: occasional bizarre animal slaughterings popping up around him nonwithstanding
ficbyzee: hee!
lierdumoa: and yeah, he's paler than normal, but he's got that Hawaiian thing, so no one really notices
ficbyzee: heh
lierdumoa: there's a reason his fridge in MTV Cribs is only stocked with liquid candy
lierdumoa:
       Patrick: It's like you don't actually need food to live.
       Pete: Ahahaha. Ha.
ficbyzee: bwaahhh
lierdumoa: and you know he made the 16 candles music video because he always sekritly lamented in his head that real vampires weren't nearly as cool as the ones on Buffy
ficbyzee: awww, poor Pete.
ficbyzee: totally.
lierdumoa: there should be a Winchester brothers cameo in there
lierdumoa: Pete gets caught in a dark alley w/ blood on his mouth, holding a stray cat by the scruff, looking stupidly guilty
ficbyzee: OH PETE
lierdumoa:
       Sam: Hey, dude, aren't you that guy from Fall Out Boy?
       Dean: (to Sam) Hey, didn't you try to make me listen to them once?
lierdumoa: much heckling ensues
ficbyzee: hee
lierdumoa: Sam runs back to the car to get a CD for Pete to sign
lierdumoa: Pete and Dean stare at each other standoffishly for a while
lierdumoa: he goes back to eating his cat
lierdumoa: Dean makes a face
ficbyzee: *heart*
lierdumoa: possibly, as it is near dawn, he ends up buying Dean coffee and they fuck in a cafe bathroom

lierdumoa: I'm trying to figure out what the hell Pete is doing in this picture
fashes: clearly he is overcome at the awesomeness of Patrick's shoes.
fashes: perhaps there is a seckrit message on the bottom of one of them and Patrick is showing him
fashes: "Lets Fuck" for example
fashes: OR
fashes: there is a GINORMOUS HOLE in Patrick's pants!

You so wish your friends were as cool as mine.


And for dinner, I had:

Fast and easy tilapia dish.

sauce:
balsamic vinegar
olive oil
splash of apple juice (optional)
crushed garlic
basil
tarragon
salt

Put tilapia fillet(s) in a pan, pour on sauce and cook at low heat. Turn fillet over periodically. Dish is done when you can stick a fork through the thickest part of fillet without resistance.


Uh. The end. Something. I didn't really plan this post out.

The lovely ficbyzee (who is to blame for getting me into this fandom in the firstplace) and her affiliates have taken it upon themselves to create a fannish newsletter for all of us band fen.



From the comm profile:

There are two editions of this newsletter, one for fanfiction and other fan-creations and one for media. The fanfic edition will link to:

*Fic
*Recs
*Fanart
*Meta/Discussions/Polls
*Fic Challenges and Community Announcements
*Band Primers

The media edition will link to:

*News
*Articles
*Band members' blog updates
*Picspams
*Videos
*Anything else that meets your canon needs.

For now, both editions will be posted twice a week.

Have been stuck all day on Bedussey fic. Or maybe I'm just stalling. Still have to write 300 more words of intro to round out scene one, 450 more words of exposity junk to finish off scene four, and for scene five, 850 words of voyeuristic not!porn. Which is like porn. But without orgasms.

Yes, with the numbers. I'm so totally stalling.

Story should be around 4000-4500 by the time I'm done.


So I usually do a thing with fic where I find a writer I like, one who I've never worked with before and ask them to beta. I'm trying a new thing this time where I actually wait until my story is finished to do so. This is harder than it should be.

::sits on hands::


Shiny things:

This fic is giving me the perfect excuse to watch Bedussey over and over again. Not that I needed one.

I really, really love writing Pete dialogue. Like burning. You know when the last time was I had a character who canonically used the word motherfucker? Never, that's when. HOW DID I LIVE?!?

Similarly, I love writing Patrick dialogue. This story is in Pete POV. The next one will probably be in Patrick's. It will also involve Joe sekritly mixing sedatives in with Pete's food, because Andy has Principles, and Patrick can't lie to his bf ... f. And after the whole Porn Ninja thing, it became very clear to everyone that Pete needed a nap time. Yes. This seems logical to me.

I'll come up with a plot later. Or possibly never. The story might just end up being about nothing.


Oh yeah, and I'll be doing another Pete/Patrick icon post ... soon. Tomorrow or the day after.

My second ticket arrived, after I e-mailed the customer service people. TWO FLOOR TICKETS TO FALL OUT BOY, BITCHEZ!!!1!@! The fabulous adrienne2 will be joining me.

::SO EXCITED OMG::

In other news, I'm writing a cracky Pete/Patrick ficlike thing about the making of Bedussey.

...yeah.