Late Night at the Roxbury

[lierdumoa]

Or, you know, at my computer.

You know what would make my life? Patrick Stump singing "Chain of Fools." Actually, any Aretha Franklin. Preferably all Aretha Franklin. But mostly "Chain of Fools." And when I say 'make my life' I mean the awesomeness of it might actually kill me.

Come on fandom internets God Obi-Wan Pete Wentz. MAKE IT HAPPEN.


It is three thirty in the morning. I spent yesterday writing song lyrics and avoiding everything.

::loses at life::

Comments

[natilathehun.livejournal.com]

Dude. Can we talk for a minute about Patrick Stump/Obi-Wan? When they are both Padawans at the Temple?

God, if only anyone ever would be stupid enough to let Pete Wentz take on an apprentice.

ONCE AGAIN, I desperately need FOB lightsaber icons. You'd think I'd've MADE some already since this KEEPS COMING UP. Oh, comp woes. *makes note to self*

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

This is Obi-Wan played by Ewan Macgregor, right?

I have to rewatch ALL OF STAR WARS INCLUDING THE HORRIBLE ONES NOW DON'T I?!?

Oh god, Patrick could just be, like, youngest jedi master ever and Wentz flunked out of academy ages ago for being too full of emo, but stuck around long enough to know some half assed telekinesis, which he mostly just uses in bed.

He's like some kind of merchant king who finds Patrick in a bar, completely fails to get Patrick to sleep with him, and then manages to convince Patrick to let Pete ferry him back home when Patrick's transport gets jacked.

He drops Patrick home, Patrick offers to let him stay for the night before heading back to whatever it is merchants do. Only Pete NEVER LEAVES.

I can just picture Pete walking into the room where Patrick and Obi-Wan are having a nice midafternoon tea being like, "Dude, that Anakin kid's got a *serious* hate-on for the universe. Hey, what's the age of consent here?"

Obi-Wan: buh? non sequitur much?
Patrick: ::is unspeakably horrified::

I...

[fashes.livejournal.com]

I love you both so much right now. I... ::chokes::

WHAT YOU MAKE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[natilathehun.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I don't think that's QUITE how I'd write it but THAT'S OK OMG.

Something about the idea of Pete and Travis and Bill and Gabe involved in a smuggling scheme makes me soooo happy omg. And Patrick doing something Jedi-like and undercover. And Pete bailing his ass out (not necessarily the first time they met, of course). And a stint of "hi-master-so&so-so-see-I'm-on-a-smuggler's-ship-and-we're-headed-to-rendezvous-at-some-supersketch-port-somewhere-on-the-outerrim-I'll-call-you-when-I'm-back-in-known-space-shit-sorry-g2g-BYE" messaging when Pete's not looking. And general hilarity. Oh god.

I hate you.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU.

::blows kisses::

[natilathehun.livejournal.com]

Ok, figure that Patrick would be at LEAST as Upright Moral Proper Jedi Stick-Up-His-Ass Do-It-By-The-Book as Obi-Wan is at the beginning of Phantom Menace, at least to someone who doesn't know him particularly well. He'd try really hard to Do It Right, ESPECIALLY if he's young and newly-knighted.

He tries so. hard.! He knows the Code, he's so careful to control his emotions, especially his anger, but sometimes it's REALLY HARD, especially when he's dealing with someone like PETE WENTZ.

Infuriating pirate that he is.

[sandwich-armada.livejournal.com]

HI NAT THIS IS THE BESTEST BEST THING TO EVER EXIST. OH MY GOD. PATRICK THE UPTIGHT JEDI KNIGHT!!! <333333

You are a genius.

[natilathehun.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

Also, did I tell you about the "on tour forever"/"ten years at sea for one day on land" thing?

APPARENTLY INSANITY LEADS TO BRILLIANCE. WHO KNEW?

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

H0r, I have to leave my computer. Call me or something so I can yell at you properly.

[natilathehun.livejournal.com]

Oh dammit. I'll try later, but my hosts are coming home any time now and there's the small child. BUT WE MUST DISCUSS THIS FURTHER OK?