Life's a Party

So Dwayne Johnson has joined the Fast and the Furious franchise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnR9-fcJ7HI I can't even tell what the plot is supposed to be beyond, "Brian O'Connor reunites with all his exes. Metaphorical orgy ensues." Perhaps better summarized as, "Brian O'Connor finds himself caught between The Rock and a hard place."

Yes, I just made that horrible pun.

Seriously, though. IT'S LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING.