This is what happens when I try to meta...

[lierdumoa]

...after writing genderbending fic all day.

seperis: I'd like to see John as a woman
seperis: He'd make---God
seperis: *stops*
lierdumoa: oh, I have a theory about this
seperis: He could convert me to lesbianism
lierdumoa: see, I was reading this post on Horatio Hornblower
lierdumoa: and how he was the product of a male actor, a male director, and a male writer getting together in a room and deciding what their perfect man was
lierdumoa: and how it was all very gay
lierdumoa: and I had this epiphany
lierdumoa: THIS IS WHY JOHN IS SUCH A GIRL
seperis: *dies*
lierdumoa: I mean, you've seen him argue with Rodney
lierdumoa: where I'm just like -- tell me you didn't just insult him like a bitchy prom queen
lierdumoa: and he uses his looks as currency
lierdumoa: and flirts his way through negotiations
lierdumoa: and does the ditzy "I like ferris wheels and football" thing
lierdumoa: and he's good hearted and sympathetic and *pretty* and smart, but never obvious about how smart he is
lierdumoa: and yet mysterious and emotionally unavailable
lierdumoa: it is like a bunch of nerds got in a room, envisioned their perfect woman, and then gave her a cock
seperis: *chokes*
lierdumoa: TELL ME I'M WRONG
seperis: The scary part is, you're not
seperis: This explains Rodney's reactions to him *so much*.
lierdumoa: I should post this
seperis: *grins* Yes you should

Comments

[smittywing.livejournal.com]

This is...wow. My brain has broken.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

XD

Bisexuality means never having to say you're sorry.

[furius.livejournal.com]

Sort of a lurker(of the fandom in general really) comment...

I have tried, tried to see the slash in SGA: fics and vids and fandom gushings. They work, temporarily and to an extent, but this, this is epiphany.

Wow.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. I speak truths. Like a prophet. Or a crazy person. Depending on your perspective.

:P

[wychwood]

Wow. I think my *brain* just melted.

Also, it would totally make him Rodney's ideal woman, except for the lack of blondeness... Which explains so much!

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it just.

;-)

[diluvian.livejournal.com]

::boggle::

You are so right.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

::grins smugly::

[kalikahuntress.livejournal.com]

Im a lurker and I just had to say OHMYGOD you have opened my eyes to the truth behind why Rodney hearts John so, and your absolutely right about every little thing here * am in awe*

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

It just makes horribly beautiful *sense,* you know?

[justabi.livejournal.com]

He really is such a girl. And actually, not one of the girls I'd like. Huh.