Crackchat

[lierdumoa]

On Realistic Dialogue and Supernatural Fic

lierdumoa: people need to stop using the term making love
fashes: seriously.
lierdumoa: the only character I can think of who actually uses that term is Sam Winchester
lierdumoa: and then it's HILARIOUS
lierdumoa: because he TOTALLY ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THAT
fashes: Dean might think "lurve"
fashes: with a waggle
lierdumoa: and you know Sam is thinking it -- as he fucks Dean, and Dean can *see it on his face* that he is thinking those words and is like -- if you weren't fucking me right now, I would so kick you out of bed
lierdumoa: and Sam knows that too, so he just smiles dopily and fucks Dean more slowly
fashes: and like Dean is about to say something and then Sam does a *thing* to distract him.
fashes: Yes,.... a *thing*
fashes: oh god I want to read that one.
lierdumoa: I want the bodyswitching fic where Sam says "make love" out loud in Dean's body and Dean is horrified
fashes: hee!
fashes: he get's that LOOK on his face and Dan is all GAHH!!!
fashes: Dean*
lierdumoa: yes
lierdumoa: HORRIFIED
fashes: NOTMYFACE!!!
fashes: *slams eyes shut*
lierdumoa: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY HANDSOME, HANDSOME FACE


On SGA Fic, Characterization Choices and Rodney's Porn Collection

lierdumoa: people also need to stop making John and Rodney watch Dr. Who together
fashes: ewwww!!!
lierdumoa: he probably loved Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures JUST BECAUSE IT MOCKED DR. WHO
fashes: YES
fashes: WAIT
fashes: it did?
fashes: *blink blink*
lierdumoa: the time travelling phone booth thing
fashes: Ohhhhh RIIIIIIIGHT! PHONE BOOTH
lierdumoa: also, oldschool Dr. Who?
lierdumoa: the chick was totally always brunette
fashes: well the current chick is a brunette under there somewhere.
lierdumoa: Rodney would like that she's blonde, or at least bleached that way -- but the lack of anything resembling science would just hurt him so much
fashes: hee
lierdumoa: it's like -- you know the pseudoscience in Dr. Who is bullshitty
lierdumoa: because you don't even have to watch it to know it's bullshitty
fashes: THERE'S TOTALLY SWIRLING MIST
lierdumoa: they travel through time in a PHONE BOOTH

lierdumoa: I mean, BSG has bullshitty science, but it also has Kara Thrace
lierdumoa: the beautiful blonde John Sheppard doppleganger
fashes: and Boomer
lierdumoa: so he would make an exception
fashes: and SIIIIIIX!!!!
lierdumoa: and SIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX WHO PWNED THE PROGRAMMING
lierdumoa: TO DESTROY MOST OF A SOLAR SYSTEM
fashes: pwnd the programming?
fashes: ahhh, Y*IS
fashes: USED GIAUS' COCK TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!
lierdumoa: and Boomer, also with the computer viruses
lierdumoa: and even LUCY LAWLESS is blonde
fashes: NATURALLY
lierdumoa: IT IS THE BLONDE CYBORG PORN SHOW
fashes: and Six might not be naturally blonde, but she's obviously not trying to pretend either.
lierdumoa: she doesn't need to be, she's Six
lierdumoa: being Six is enough
fashes: Eggzactly.
lierdumoa: BSG is his filthy guilty pleasure because the science is so bullshitty but he loves it anyway for the porn
fashes: *sigh*
fashes: yeah. *sighs dreamily*
lierdumoa: he would totally keep it *with his porn*
lierdumoa: if he and John had a tv watching night, John would watch it, then be like - I KNOW WHY YOU WATCH THIS ONE, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BOY
fashes: and then he'd start talking to rodney about horrible science and nuclear bombs
lierdumoa: TAUNTING HIM WITH IT
fashes: while Rodney came in his pants
fashes: when John got to the hard science parts
fashes: like.... unbuttoning Rodney's shirts while he goes over all the little science flaws
fashes: and Rodney would shudder when John got to the perfectly horrible science with the uranium and GENETIC SEQUENCING
lierdumoa: the URANIUM and SIX
lierdumoa: and Rodney would be like, horrified that John was giving him a NUCLEAR BOMB KINK
lierdumoa: because there is SO MUCH TRAUMA THERE
lierdumoa: but John makes the trauma look SO HOT

lierdumoa: I want John to have watched BSG w/ Rodney before the Siege
lierdumoa: so he had a hard on the entire time he was making the bomb
lierdumoa: and then his head was fucked with royally
lierdumoa: then again, if it happened after the fact, Rodney would never watch BSG again, so it's better if John makes him perv on it afterwards
fashes: right.
lierdumoa: and is there to see Rodeny being squicked, but liking it anyway
fashes: encourage those associations with positive reinforcement.
lierdumoa: Rodney being like -- REMINDERS OF YOUR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES ARE NOT HOT
lierdumoa: John: ::cackles::
lierdumoa: Rodney: OH MY GOD SHUT UP
lierdumoa: Rodney: ::pants::
fashes: hee
fashes: John: ::flicks Rodney's pants button open::
lierdumoa: Rodney: are you TRYING to give me a complex?!?
lierdumoa: John: ::innocent face::
fashes: John: ::pout:: I could stop....
lierdumoa: John: ::sliiiiiiiiiiides to his knees::