Mmmmm. Crack.

[lierdumoa]

[in regards to adding santa hats to icons]
lierdumoa: someone's icon had a green hat w/ red trim
lierdumoa: because John would totally not be santa
lierdumoa: but one of the elves
lierdumoa: that makes the toys
lierdumoa: or possibly takes care of the reindeer
lierdumoa: yes, because that would involve flying
permetaform: XD
permetaform: yes
permetaform: yes
lierdumoa: OMG MUST WRITE FIC
permetaform: YES
lierdumoa: JOHN AND RODNEY THE CHRISTMAS ELVES PLAYING XBOX
permetaform: TESTING IT OUT
permetaform: 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, QUALITY CONTROL!
permetaform: ::FLAILS AND DIES::
permetaform: also, coal
lierdumoa: AND OMG CLADWELL IS SANTA AND THE SLEIGH IS THE DAEDALUS AND WEIR IS MRS CLAUS
permetaform: ...
permetaform: holy fuck
permetaform: ...(you know I secretly want Wier/Cladwell with that vertex dildo but I think if they do it in santa suit my brain will break)
permetaform: (...it might even be a good breaking)
permetaform: ...
permetaform: bells on their shoes?
permetaform: elves should have mistletoe too
lierdumoa: of course they have mistletoe
permetaform: and rodney likes shiny toys
permetaform: and all the elves will be slightly apprehensive with the new jellybeans rodney develops
permetaform: 'cause exploding candy = no
permetaform: or rather, only allowed in HP
permetaform: oh god
permetaform: Zelenka as an elf
permetaform: GOD
lierdumoa: with a hopeless crush on Mrs. Claus
permetaform: yes
permetaform: Kavanagh
lierdumoa: I want to give them little elf names
permetaform: XD
lierdumoa: like Jonshep and Rodnick
lierdumoa: and Kavgnat
permetaform: XD
permetaform: YES
lierdumoa: I am writing this for Christmas
permetaform: heee!
permetaform: yay!
lierdumoa: I have this image in my head
lierdumoa: of Rodney wearing green tights and elfin short shorts
lierdumoa: and John poking him in the belly
permetaform: XD

Comments

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

This is only scary because I TOTALLY AND WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE!!

*is sad for sanity*

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

oh please do!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

No no no NO.

By which I mean yes.

Emphatically.

[fatuorum.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh yes, please do it!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Jonshep! Rodnick! Kavgnat! *dies* The horror of a dildo and a Santa suit in the same sentance! *flails*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

like Jonshep and Rodnick
and Kavgnat

Ahahahaha! I'm laughing myself sick. More, please? ;)

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

And then they can teach the Wraith about the true meaning of Christmas and they can all live happily ever after.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, see? They already wiped out the green skinned grinch menace surrounding the north pole last year, thereby enabling the Inuit hunters to travel further north in search of game. Enter Teyla and Ronon.

[zoerayne]

One of them needs to wear a sprig of mistletoe on his belt buckle. Really. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

argh, way too tired to visit tonight, I have your disc, tomorrow do? also DVD burning futzing around with, also need QAF from you, also you must cry with me at the default dvd menus, also...there is something else...

fake snow, that was it. fake snow in a can. They use it when they're hiding 'cause of bell on their shoes.

[permetaform]

http://pics.livejournal.com/reedfem/pic/0008sh51

Read the first column.

READ IT.

[permetaform]

CHECK YOUR EMAIL RIGHT NOW. MUGLET. XD

THEY GOT THE EARS RIGHT. XD