Life's a Party

FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE: Zerophilia

Kyle Schmid!

Gina Bellman!

KYLE SCHMID!

And possibly my favorite fanfic pwp premise come to life.

Okay, so you know the movie where one guy seems to be looking another guy up and down and practically sniffing him? And then after some ambiguously flirtatious dialogue the guy will slip away and we with our slash goggles will think, "he totally just left the room to go jerk off." And then his sister comes out and it turns out that she's the "real" love interest and we sigh in disappointment because our slash goggles have just been slapped right off our faces?

THIS IS NOT THAT MOVIE.

THIS IS THE FANFIC WE WANTED THAT MOVIE TO BE.

YOU KNOW, THE FIC WHERE HE REALLY DID LEAVE THE ROOM TO JERK OFF. AND THROUGH THE MAGIC OF CHEEZY SCI-FI PORN LOGIC HIS ORGASM TRIGGERED HIS TRANSFORMATION INTO A WOMAN. AND THEN HE CAME BACK OUT PRETENDING TO BE HIS OWN "SISTER."

YES, THAT FIC.

NO SERIOUSLY -- I AM NOT BEING EVEN REMOTELY HYPERBOLIC HERE. THAT SHIT JUST HAPPENED.



DID I MENTION EVERYONE IS FIRED?!