Attn. Bandslash Writers

lierdumoa: okay, it's come up in fic I've read, like, twice now that Pete has no ass
lierdumoa: WTF
lierdumoa: Pete totally has an ass
lierdumoa: *Andy* has no ass
fashes: rather... you can't *tell* he has an ass in the pants he wears.
lierdumoa: dude, you can totally tell
lierdumoa: I've sent you pictures before
fashes: riiiiight
lierdumoa: granted people rarely ever take pictures of Pete from the side or the rear
fashes: true
lierdumoa: but I have a pretty decent collection of side angle shots
lierdumoa: and he has an ass in every single one
lierdumoa: I mean, he has no hips for obvious reasons
lierdumoa: are they confused?
lierdumoa: do they think hips and ass are the same thing?
fashes: maybe.
lierdumoa: like, considering how tiny and skinny Pete is?
lierdumoa: if he were starving, his ass would be the last thing to go
fashes: Yes.
lierdumoa: I should post a picspam
fashes: yes. yes you should.

( NO, SERIOUSLY )