I wish I had a digital camera

So I could picspam you all to death.

I woke up this morning with giant jungle hair, still wearing the slinky tee and low slung toobigforme jeans I fell asleep in last night and I looked hawt, lemme tell you.

But I don't have a camera, so you'll all have to just pine. Pine. For the hotness you are being denied.



In other news, I realized that I've never made a single episode vid. I think I need to. Specifically for NUMB3RS episode 11 because omg I'm totally in love with the guest-villain. And he's my fav personality type. The Enemy of the State. About two of you will know what I'm referring to there. OMG he reminds me of Hakkai. And it's that guy who played Tommy in 3rd Rock from the Sun only with sexy hair.

::fangirls::

Crackfic

Premiere has been taking forever rendering.

So I wrote fic.



Title: Cornered
Fandom: Saiyuki
Rating: hard R/NC-17 for lesbo porn
Summary: Goku/Nataku AU. Genderswitching.
A/N: I'm a bad, bad person.

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Aaaaaugh

I cannot believe Premiere is still rendering. It's been rendering for hours.

::stabs it::

::stabs RAM for good measure::



In other news, the crackfic is growing. It is growing exponentially.



I already have plans for a handsome red-haired fellow to find Gliss and, like, proposition her to rid his blond, scarily pretty and even more scarily uptight little brother of his virginity on his 21st birthday. There's going to be a Natasha/Gliss/haven'tcomeupwithSanzo'snameyet threesome in there somewhere.

Also, on Gliss' birthday, Natasha brushing Gliss' hair in front of a mirror and singing to her, "Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey...

...and you fuck like one too."

Which would probably be out of character for Nataku but I DON'T CARE. THE CRACK COMPELS ME.

I'm still trying to figure out how to introduce Hakkai.



In other news, I just saw a great Numb3rs vid, and now I have a GIANT INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

Right then. Back to staring at Premiere and waiting for it to finish rendering.