Today

So I was watching The Pacifier when all of a sudden Jimmy Cooper popped up.

And for now I'll skip the part where I totally went to a chan place with Vin Diesel and the oldest son in the family. fashes went there already.

As I was saying, Jimmy Cooper popped up, which reminded me of this conversation I had with my sister earlier while I was shopping for vegetables. Here is a brief excerpt.

me: "So what else is up with you?"
her: "Oh, you know, not much. Saw this episode of The O.C."
me: "Wait, you watch The O.C.?"
her: "[My boyfriend] watches it. That one girl died."
me: "...which girl."
her: "The whiny one. You know, who's kind of useless."
me: "They killed Marissa? I. I never thought they'd kill Marissa. I mean, I'd hoped. Oh wow, I might actually be able to watch this show again. I haven't since season 1."

Which brings me to the point of my post.

YOU ARE ALL FIRED! SO, SO FIRED!

She dies horribly in Ryan's arms and no one tells me? There are emo flashbacks from the pilot with Ben McKenzie wearig too much makeup whilst Marissa faints dead away and her pulse stills in her throat, her body still clutched in Ryan's arms and yet another crappy cover version of "Hallelujah" playing in the background and no one tells me?! My show RETURNS TO ME in ALL IT'S FORMER GLORY and NO ONE TELLS ME?!?!?

FIRED TO DEATH.


-Later-

me: (to fashes) you know I always wanted to make a "YOU'RE ALL FIRED" post
me: never had the opportunity, though
::starts giggling hysterically::
me: the best part?
::clutches fashes' arm::
me: I get to start the post with "So I was watching The Pacifier when..."


Man, we totally just watched a movie and, like, five straight episodes. I really need to stop going to bed after four in the morning.