Fic: Pomp & Circumstance

Title: Pomp & Circumstance
Fandom: AI8 RPS
Character/Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kris helps Adam with his hair. Hijinks threaten to ensue. Set during the time in which they were roommates, based off of this live interview. 1,109 words.
Disclaimer: This is mostly fabrication. Please do not sue.
Warning: blue balls, both metaphorical and literal
A/N: Written for kradam_kiss.

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This is your brain on AI8

So I had a bizarre dream about Adam Lambert last night.

We were texting. He was telling me about some kick ass Tank Girl themed party I needed to go to. And then I realized he was on the bed with me, only the bed was giant, and we were wearing pajamas and there was this very strong preteen-girl-sleepover vibe going on. So I turned to him and was like "why are we texting? We're dorks." And then we were chatting and cuddling platonically and after a while I decided I wanted to go to sleep and moved away from him.

And then he pulled me back into him and I was yelling, "Let go of me, Lambert. I AM NOT A HOT WATER BOTTLE."

And then I woke up.


I feel like I've reached new heights of lame here. Instead of a getting a nice hot sex dream where I'm in a sweaty threesome with the Allens I dream about Lambert and me being giggly bff's.