Crack Chat

[lierdumoa]

lierdumoa: okay, someone in the comments of this fic I read said, "That was hot, and I don't even like Ronon."
lierdumoa: and I, like, physically twitched away from the computer screen
fashes: dude
lierdumoa: ... you know you're too attached to a character when....
fashes: heh
fashes: *giggles*
fashes: *pets*


onthecontrary: Vin Diesel could recharge every ZPM in the Pegasus Galaxy without even using the power of his mind; just his glare.
lierdumoa: I bet if Vin Diesel and Ronon got in a fight?
lierdumoa: well, I have no idea who would win, but Sheppard would totally watch
onthecontrary: well, duh.
lierdumoa: and possibly cheer from the sidelines in a short skirt
onthecontrary: and Atlantis would shield itself.
lierdumoa: with the power from Vin's glare?
onthecontrary: it'd have to, man
onthecontrary: or Vin would throw Ronon through it
lierdumoa: and Ronon would bounce into the ocean
lierdumoa: isn't that how Aphrodite got made?^[1]
onthecontrary: klasldkja
onthecontrary: I'm not sure, but I like to think Ronon would have skipped along the water like a large stone, before sinking
lierdumoa: he'd have waterburn
onthecontrary: lkjlak waveburn
lierdumoa: and his leather pants would be RUINED

[1] Aphrodite got made, btw, when Cronos lopped off Uranos' genitals and threw them into the sea.

lierdumoa: Elizabeth totally should have a stick [as in Teyla's] up her ass
lierdumoa: because she, like, already does
lierdumoa: and fanfic is all about making text out of subtext
onthecontrary: *chokes on soda*
onthecontrary: and for Ronon to be the one putting the stick there is both hot and ironic
onthecontrary: because he's too chill the majority of the time to do such a thing to her
lierdumoa: he's putting it in and taking it out ALL AT THE SAME TIME
onthecontrary: asjdlk;asjd
lierdumoa: and I really, really love the image of her sucking his cock
lierdumoa: I should totally write that
onthecontrary: plz do
onthecontrary: Elizabeth/Ronon is 8973423489 times hotter than Teyla/Ronon
lierdumoa: OMFGSOTOTALLY
lierdumoa: and I'm not just saying that because I don't like Teyla/Ronon
lierdumoa: though I don't
onthecontrary: oh, I know. :D we've had that conversation a few times.
lierdumoa: now I want to write fic with him eating her out and his fingers in her ass -- there's really not enough het anal sex
lierdumoa: and I don't know what it is about Elizabeth, but the image in my head for this is just, like, *shiny*
onthecontrary: ahahahaha
lierdumoa: assfucking -- the OTHER 100% effective mode of birth control
onthecontrary: honestly, though, I just break out the condoms and hold my breath for that last 2%
lierdumoa: well, yeah
lierdumoa: in *real life*


lierdumoa: chapter 3 is like the first half of chapter 4
lierdumoa: it is also chapter in which Rodney hits up carson for birth control and I explain about ancient devices and pocket universes and how I get around the whole conservation of mass thing when it comes to Rodney's size
fashes: *nods* So ch3 is period start and shady soft science expositing.
lierdumoa: and at some point I throw in messy frottage
fashes: Have I read the frottage? I think I have.
lierdumoa: no
fashes: I know I like frottage.
lierdumoa: oh, that scene
lierdumoa: that's not in chapter 3
lierdumoa: that's in chapter 5
fashes: bah! trickster!
lierdumoa: preceding the bra thing
fashes: Oh, we *talked* about frottage
lierdumoa: no, the frottage in chapter 3 is where I am like -- I need to write a sex scene that does not take place in the bedroom
lierdumoa: that frottage scene that I wrote for ch 5 takes place in the bedroom
fashes: we discussed transporter frottage I believe?
lierdumoa: I'm thinking Rodney gets his fingers up John's ass in
lierdumoa: hmmm
lierdumoa: the latter half of chapter 6?
fashes: !!!!
fashes: *melts*
fashes: You are the most horribly wonderful tease EVER
fashes: you torment me with Future!Porn.
lierdumoa: if I split up the second offworld mission to span ch. 5. and ch. 6
lierdumoa: I'm not sure
lierdumoa: it's very difficult for me to project chapter length properly
fashes: omg you're totally using me to outline! *laughs*
lierdumoa: yes
lierdumoa: yes, I totally am
fashes: *laughs MORE OMG*
lierdumoa: but you know I make the BEST OUTLINES EVAR because they ALL REVOLVE AROUND SEX
fashes: HEY! I'm not complaining!
fashes: Just observing.

Comments

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you're dealing with the bra thing! I was just posting my totally important ideas about it today (http://www.livejournal.com/users/mecurtin/280483.html).

I wait for the next posted part of the actual story with my Trademark Patience™. Which is approximately a P-135.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

and I, like, physically twitched away from the computer screen

I totally get that way about Rodney, when someone--which is rare--even vaguely disses him. I even feel distressed on his behalf when he's left out of hot team!orgy action. How can a Ronon/John/Teyla scene take place? There's no Rodney. Does not compute.

Vin Diesel could recharge every ZPM in the Pegasus Galaxy without even using the power of his mind; just his glare.

I have actually fantasized a Vin character in Atlantis. With Rodney. I should totally get cookie points for that. *g*

I don't think I've told you how much I'm enjoying "Mutability" by the way. It rocks my socks off. I just reread some of the hotness this morning. It's amazing to me how I can read a genderswitch story & and it's still so very much *slash*. You write all the m-on-f action very wonderfully. I'm all blissed. :)

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

jshdlaksj no wonder people in SGA think I'm a big ol' dumbass, honestly. it's not as if I don't bring it upon myself, you know?

I really need a Vin Diesel icon, christ.

[wychwood]

lierdumoa: I bet if Vin Diesel and Ronon got in a fight?
lierdumoa: well, I have no idea who would win, but Sheppard would totally watch

Hehe. He so would.

Good mental images *g*

[crownglass39.livejournal.com]

What a way to start the morning! Reading this and snorting on oatmeal...

now I want to write fic with him eating her out and his fingers in her ass -- there's really not enough het anal sex

And have her say "I just wanted to know what John and Rodney are always going on about"

Damn! Elizabeth and Ronan...yeah I'd read that despite the het. I wonder what the canonical age difference is? I wonder what the actual actor age difference is?

Hmm....

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

onthecontrary: Elizabeth/Ronon is 8973423489 times hotter than Teyla/Ronon
lierdumoa: OMFGSOTOTALLY

*g* Remind me that I should have added Elizabeth/Ronon as a pairing-that-would-work-so-damn-well to my babblings little essay. Not that I don't like Ronon/Teyla.

lierdumoa: now I want to write fic with him eating her out and his fingers in her ass -- there's really not enough het anal sex

I think I like you. Quite a bit, in fact. Huh.

[diluvian.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth/Ronon is 8973423489 times hotter than Teyla/Ronon

YES! YES YES YES!

Ahem.

Yeah, you should totally write that.

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

Did I mention you win?

Because you offically win the Game of Life now.