Attn. Bandslash Writers

[lierdumoa]

lierdumoa: okay, it's come up in fic I've read, like, twice now that Pete has no ass
lierdumoa: WTF
lierdumoa: Pete totally has an ass
lierdumoa: *Andy* has no ass
fashes: rather... you can't *tell* he has an ass in the pants he wears.
lierdumoa: dude, you can totally tell
lierdumoa: I've sent you pictures before
fashes: riiiiight
lierdumoa: granted people rarely ever take pictures of Pete from the side or the rear
fashes: true
lierdumoa: but I have a pretty decent collection of side angle shots
lierdumoa: and he has an ass in every single one
lierdumoa: I mean, he has no hips for obvious reasons
lierdumoa: are they confused?
lierdumoa: do they think hips and ass are the same thing?
fashes: maybe.
lierdumoa: like, considering how tiny and skinny Pete is?
lierdumoa: if he were starving, his ass would be the last thing to go
fashes: Yes.
lierdumoa: I should post a picspam
fashes: yes. yes you should.



see how his spine dips so sweetly into it


and we pan down—I'm pretty sure those pants are flattening it out a little


clearly these pants do not have that problem


and here we have a nice 3/4 rear view


okay, this one's a little hard to see, let's try that again


m'hmmm


bulge in the front as well as the back


no hips for obvious reasons; here we can even see one such reason tucked to the right of the zipper


note how his ass remains visible even when seen from a 3/4 front view


ill placed guitar and bad angle, but there it is


aaaaaaaaand the money shot


ETA: _mydecember_ was so kind as to contribute these:








okay, if that other photo was a money shot, this is just solid gold


Come on, people. That's more than a solid handful right there.

Comments

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Obsession's so funny when you're not the one in its throes. & ;-)

peeeeete!!! ::gropes him::

[fashes.livejournal.com]

Oh god... I want to creep up behind him and lean on his scapula and squeeeeeze his left but cheek. ::sigh::

PATRICK HAS THE HOTTEST ASSED BOYFRIEND OF EVER!!!

Re: peeeeete!!! ::gropes him::

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

PATRICK HAS THE HOTTEST ASSED BOYFRIEND OF EVER!!!

Hot assed *and* he has a pretty penis. Patrick totally struck gold, here.

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

*gropes*

[claire.livejournal.com]

It'd make it really difficult to sit down if one had no ass.

Although I am no expert, it certainly seems that Pete has something vaguely ass-like happening.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

It'd make it really difficult to sit down if one had no ass.

SO THAT'S WHY BILL BECKETT'S ALWAYS LEANING ON THINGS.

[cyanei.livejournal.com]

:D Can I link this in the newsletter? It's totally meta-ish and discussion-y! :DDD

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[cyanei.livejournal.com]

Awes!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mydecember_/]

Ooh! Might I contribute to this important discussion? Exhibits A, B, C, and D.
The boy most definitely has an ass.

[theaerosolkid.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Exibit D ftw. That's practically a Urie-caliber ass-shot.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

OMG YES. TOTALLY ADDING THESE TO THE POST, w/ credit to you, of course.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mydecember_/]

:D No problem! I actually have more pictures of Pete's ass, but y'know, at some point I might start to feel a little obsessively creepy if I posted them all.