I have to rewatch ALL OF STAR WARS INCLUDING THE HORRIBLE ONES NOW DON'T I?!?
Oh god, Patrick could just be, like, youngest jedi master ever and Wentz flunked out of academy ages ago for being too full of emo, but stuck around long enough to know some half assed telekinesis, which he mostly just uses in bed.
He's like some kind of merchant king who finds Patrick in a bar, completely fails to get Patrick to sleep with him, and then manages to convince Patrick to let Pete ferry him back home when Patrick's transport gets jacked.
He drops Patrick home, Patrick offers to let him stay for the night before heading back to whatever it is merchants do. Only Pete NEVER LEAVES.
I can just picture Pete walking into the room where Patrick and Obi-Wan are having a nice midafternoon tea being like, "Dude, that Anakin kid's got a *serious* hate-on for the universe. Hey, what's the age of consent here?"
Obi-Wan: buh? non sequitur much? Patrick: ::is unspeakably horrified::
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Date: 2007-06-03 07:04 am (UTC)I have to rewatch ALL OF STAR WARS INCLUDING THE HORRIBLE ONES NOW DON'T I?!?
Oh god, Patrick could just be, like, youngest jedi master ever and Wentz flunked out of academy ages ago for being too full of emo, but stuck around long enough to know some half assed telekinesis, which he mostly just uses in bed.
He's like some kind of merchant king who finds Patrick in a bar, completely fails to get Patrick to sleep with him, and then manages to convince Patrick to let Pete ferry him back home when Patrick's transport gets jacked.
He drops Patrick home, Patrick offers to let him stay for the night before heading back to whatever it is merchants do. Only Pete NEVER LEAVES.
I can just picture Pete walking into the room where Patrick and Obi-Wan are having a nice midafternoon tea being like, "Dude, that Anakin kid's got a *serious* hate-on for the universe. Hey, what's the age of consent here?"
Obi-Wan: buh? non sequitur much?
Patrick: ::is unspeakably horrified::