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[lierdumoa]

I tried two of those little lj quiz forms and the results were too cute not to post. Since I don't find them all that aesthetically pleasing, I'm putting it in a hidden link.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"sex?!!?" </td>

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
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<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Shoe Size</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Favorite Snape Pairing</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will be Portkeyed to</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Quidditch changing rooms </td><td bgcolor="#000000">On this date</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">August 18, 2009</td><td bgcolor="#000000">And requested to</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">entertain Snape for three hours </td>

How will you visit Hogwarts? by mctabby
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I tend to write Snape in the first person when it comes to fanfic. I also tend to get way too much into his head. At times I've been convinced that if Hogwarts were real, I would be Snape. For reasons I cannot fathom, I identify really, creepily well with him. For this reason, the idea of me entertaining Snape for three hours translates in my mind to a prolongued bout of masturbation.

*scrunches forehead and ponders that thought*

God, I am sooo weird.

Well, at least daylight_shadow understands me. At least, I hope she does. After all, she betas all my Snapefic (and the rest of my fic as well).