Okay, so it's been on my friends list for months that Focus Features is making a movie out of Brokeback Mountain starring Heath Ledger. I'd never heard of it, but apparently it's a gay cowboy romance. My poor slasher's heart flipped in my chest at this news.
At first I wasn't certain it was really real. But it is. They're really making a gay cowboy movie starring Heath Ledger. But do you know what the best part is? The very, very best part? Heath Ledger's costar is Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jake Gyllenhaal. Also known as *DONNIE* *FUCKING* *DARKO*. And he's going to be making out with Heath Ledger.
In chaps.
[See For Yourself]
Thanks ever so, Focus Features.
You owe me new panties.
At first I wasn't certain it was really real. But it is. They're really making a gay cowboy movie starring Heath Ledger. But do you know what the best part is? The very, very best part? Heath Ledger's costar is Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jake Gyllenhaal. Also known as *DONNIE* *FUCKING* *DARKO*. And he's going to be making out with Heath Ledger.
In chaps.
[See For Yourself]
Thanks ever so, Focus Features.
You owe me new panties.