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lierdumoaYet another YIM conversation. Titanic, blowup dolls, and questionable kitchen practices. Craziness and anal sex thrown in for good measure.
Magz: ::snicker::
Lama: Jack shoulda fucking let go
Magz:
Magz: i'm trying to find headlines from the titanic disaster to turn into a brushset.
Lama: *is disturbed*
Magz: but just think - if jack had let go, we wouldn't have been able to leave the movie theater in tears.
Lama: hmmm
Lama: I still love that movie
Lama: too bad it got played out
Magz: mm.
Magz: couple of years and it'll be fine.
Magz: i still twitch when i hear my heart will go on
Magz: now this is just wrong:
Lama: o.0
Lama: well, one of the most publicized tragedies
Lama: there are hundreds of genocidal wars in Africa that never got turned into blowup slides
Magz: i'm not sure you can turn a genocidal war into a blow up slide.
Magz: it'd be very tricky to design.
Lama: and the blow up people couldn't hurt each other without popping
Lama: it would only work the once
Magz: right.
Lama: and then you'd have to remake the whole thing
Magz: which would suck.
Lama: and not in a positive, life affirming way
Magz: you'd have to go out and get a whole new set of blow-up dolls.
Lama: which brings us back to picture #2
Magz: and then dye them, because i think they only come in the one color [which really isn't a skin tone. i've never seen a white person with peachy-pink colored skin.]
Lama: maybe if you boiled a white person
Magz: that could be.
Magz: i've never tried, myself.
Lama: neither have I
Lama: something to set aside for the future
Magz: yup.
Magz: i'll add it to my to do list.
Lama: this is by far the most interesting conversation I've had all day
Lama: which is saying something, considering all other conversations I had today were with myself
Magz: well, you know, put two crazy people together...
Lama: and the crazy undergoes exponential growth?
Magz: that's gotta be it.
Lama: we've figured out one of the mysteries of the universe
Magz: now all we have to do is find out what color a white person turns when you boil them.
Magz: i'd assume it'd be more reddish than peachy pink. sorta like a lobster.
Lama: I suppose it depends how long you leave them in
Lama: and how hot the water is to start off with
Lama: perhaps if it's only at ninety degrees Celsius, instead of one hundred
Magz: could be.
Magz: so simmer instead of boil, then?
Magz: ::takes notes::
Magz: you know, you seem to know a lot about boiling people. one would think you'd done it before.
Lama: no, really
Lama: just scientific speculation
Lama: you seem to know an awful lot about blow up dolls
Magz: well, you know.
Magz: college.
Magz: one of my friends took a blowup doll to our spring formal.
Lama: hmmm
Lama: so I take it you got to know this blowup doll rather well at your spring formal
Magz: yup.
Lama: Magz+blowup doll=newOTP
Lama:
Magz: ::snort::
Magz: you found me out.
Lama: dude -- I was walking with my roommate to lunch last week
Lama: and someone had thrown out this box
Lama: with, like, fake boobs that jiggled when you turned on a switch or some shit
Magz: LMAO
Lama: and suddenly every Buffy/Spike breast fucking fic I'd ever read was right at the head of my brain
Magz: that's hilarious.
Lama: you know -- breastfucking is not my kink
Magz: i don't really understand its appeal.
Magz: you didn't take the boob box, did you?
Lama: NO
Lama: we just gaped in horror
Magz: suuuure.
Magz: like i believe that.
Lama:
Lama: why does no one believe me
Lama: you're just trying to project your blowup doll kink onto me
Magz: ::kicks blowup antonio banderas under bed::
Lama: I started to tell Syd about this conversation
Magz: eee!
Magz:
Lama: she was like "...I'm at work...and you're crazy"
Lama: but she is far crazier than I
...
Lama: what is bad, though, is when I call her
Lama: and then my roommate walks in
Lama: and I have to try not to sound like a complete crazy
Magz: ::snork::
Magz: that's why i always keep it to aim conversations until after i'm sure my sister is asleep.
Lama: I mean, it's sad enough to just be talking about a tv show obsessively
Lama: but then somewhere around the seventh time you mention anal sex things just get weird
ETA:
Magz: we're so on crack.
Lama:
Magz: we should bottle the crack on which we are, and sell it for kajillions of dollars.
Lama: *nods*
Magz: and then we can move to cabo san luca and make naked boys feed us grapes.
Lama: mmmm
Magz: and every day at three, we get to watch the ritualistic gay orgy.
Magz: ::snicker::
Lama: man
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Lama: Jack shoulda fucking let go
Magz:
Magz: can you catch the theme here?
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Magz: i'm trying to find headlines from the titanic disaster to turn into a brushset.
Lama: *is disturbed*
Magz: but just think - if jack had let go, we wouldn't have been able to leave the movie theater in tears.
Lama: hmmm
Lama: I still love that movie
Lama: too bad it got played out
Magz: mm.
Magz: couple of years and it'll be fine.
Magz: i still twitch when i hear my heart will go on
Magz: now this is just wrong:
Magz: they turned one of the biggest tragedies ever into a blow up slide.
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Lama: o.0
Lama: well, one of the most publicized tragedies
Lama: there are hundreds of genocidal wars in Africa that never got turned into blowup slides
Magz: i'm not sure you can turn a genocidal war into a blow up slide.
Magz: it'd be very tricky to design.
Lama: and the blow up people couldn't hurt each other without popping
Lama: it would only work the once
Magz: right.
Lama: and then you'd have to remake the whole thing
Magz: which would suck.
Lama: and not in a positive, life affirming way
Magz: you'd have to go out and get a whole new set of blow-up dolls.
Lama: which brings us back to picture #2
Magz: and then dye them, because i think they only come in the one color [which really isn't a skin tone. i've never seen a white person with peachy-pink colored skin.]
Lama: maybe if you boiled a white person
Magz: that could be.
Magz: i've never tried, myself.
Lama: neither have I
Lama: something to set aside for the future
Magz: yup.
Magz: i'll add it to my to do list.
Lama: this is by far the most interesting conversation I've had all day
Lama: which is saying something, considering all other conversations I had today were with myself
Magz: well, you know, put two crazy people together...
Lama: and the crazy undergoes exponential growth?
Magz: that's gotta be it.
Lama: we've figured out one of the mysteries of the universe
Magz: now all we have to do is find out what color a white person turns when you boil them.
Magz: i'd assume it'd be more reddish than peachy pink. sorta like a lobster.
Lama: I suppose it depends how long you leave them in
Lama: and how hot the water is to start off with
Lama: perhaps if it's only at ninety degrees Celsius, instead of one hundred
Magz: could be.
Magz: so simmer instead of boil, then?
Magz: ::takes notes::
Magz: you know, you seem to know a lot about boiling people. one would think you'd done it before.
Lama: no, really
Lama: just scientific speculation
Lama: you seem to know an awful lot about blow up dolls
Magz: well, you know.
Magz: college.
Magz: one of my friends took a blowup doll to our spring formal.
Lama: hmmm
Lama: so I take it you got to know this blowup doll rather well at your spring formal
Magz: yup.
Lama: Magz+blowup doll=newOTP
Lama:
Magz: ::snort::
Magz: you found me out.
Lama: dude -- I was walking with my roommate to lunch last week
Lama: and someone had thrown out this box
Lama: with, like, fake boobs that jiggled when you turned on a switch or some shit
Magz: LMAO
Lama: and suddenly every Buffy/Spike breast fucking fic I'd ever read was right at the head of my brain
Magz: that's hilarious.
Lama: you know -- breastfucking is not my kink
Magz: i don't really understand its appeal.
Magz: you didn't take the boob box, did you?
Lama: NO
Lama: we just gaped in horror
Magz: suuuure.
Magz: like i believe that.
Lama:
Lama: why does no one believe me
Lama: you're just trying to project your blowup doll kink onto me
Magz: ::kicks blowup antonio banderas under bed::
Lama: I started to tell Syd about this conversation
Magz: eee!
Magz:
Lama: she was like "...I'm at work...and you're crazy"
Lama: but she is far crazier than I
...
Lama: what is bad, though, is when I call her
Lama: and then my roommate walks in
Lama: and I have to try not to sound like a complete crazy
Magz: ::snork::
Magz: that's why i always keep it to aim conversations until after i'm sure my sister is asleep.
Lama: I mean, it's sad enough to just be talking about a tv show obsessively
Lama: but then somewhere around the seventh time you mention anal sex things just get weird
ETA:
Magz: we're so on crack.
Lama:
Magz: we should bottle the crack on which we are, and sell it for kajillions of dollars.
Lama: *nods*
Magz: and then we can move to cabo san luca and make naked boys feed us grapes.
Lama: mmmm
Magz: and every day at three, we get to watch the ritualistic gay orgy.
