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lierdumoaHere's a rather long stream of consiousness. I'm been so kind as to put it behind an LJ cut. See my pre-birthday ramble.
You know, I think someone should write an SV fic where Clark turns female and goes into heat. I mean, usually in fic where Clark has a sex change he has his period. But in nature, the majority of female mammals do not menstruate. In fact, humans are the only species I can think of offhand that menstruates. I know there are others, but they aren't coming to mind.
Considering that the fic I've read where Clark undergoes a sex change involve him doing so for the purpose of procreating with his "chosen mate" Lex, it would make sense that the minute he changed sex he'd go into heat, as opposed to ovulating like a human female.
Okay, so compounding fic cliches is probably a bad idea, but I figured I'd voice the thought anyway.
Maybe I shouldn't drink coffee at ten o'clock at night.
Whatever. Less than two hours till my birthday. Whoo! I was born in Lompoc, you know. Yep, that's right. The same town mentioned in Fast and the Furious. Dominic Toretto went to prison in my hometown. And he misprononced the name. It's said: lom-poke.
Coffee is almost gone now. I'm debating whether I should brew another cup. Probably not.
I am this close to giving up on Sentinel. I've read fic after fic and have yet to read a single decent sex scene. Good God people if you can't write sex, then don't write sex! Don't make me go on another bad porn rant. Cause I will. And it will be ugly.
Verizon keeps cutting me off. I'm trying to talk to Syd. Verizon does not understand our love. It only understands h8. Oh, oh, the h8.
This is me, being dramatic.
See, now I don't really do physical drama. I'm like that family on Six Feet Under that always looks like this: no matter their mood. At least, half the time. Occasionally I do express drama with actual change in facial expression. Usually in extenuating circumstances.
I can't believe the shit I am talking. Like, woah. Who would write down this shit? I would, cause it's just over an hour till my birthday and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Muahahahahaha!!!!
My mom sent me winter clothes. Including a purple sweater, which I am now referring to as my Ron Weasley sweater. Because I am a dork. That's okay though. Cause I'm a curvy dork and I look good in sweaters.
Blah, blah, blah. And really bad eggs. Yo ho!
I rarely do stupid, impulsive crap on my lj anymore. I trained myself to ask my friends before posting anything. Measure the wank factor and all that. It's worked out well, I think.
I just realized that I've yet to mention vidding in this post. That's not right. What's a![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lierdumoa post without vidding ramble? Hardly a lierdumoa post at all, is what.
Sooooo -- my favorite type of vidbunny is the "revelation" type. Where I hear a song and I'm not even really listening to it and then BAM -- vidbunny. My second favorite is when I find a great song and then look for a fandom to match it. This usually works out well. My least favorite is when I find a fandom and go looking for a song. Generally this does not work out, because without a song there is no theme. The theme of the vid has to be based off the theme of the song. It doesn't have to be the song's theme, but it does have to branch off from there. At least, in my experience. Don't quote me on this. Don't post all 500 exceptions to the rule cause I will become annoyed with you and we will argue.
I'm afraid of arguing with people. I always feel guilty afterwards. It is not fun.
permetaform, my skin is doing that same thing yours does in the fall. Wah.
Coffee is gooooooone. It is 11:05. Do you know where your children are?
Jello is fun. Bill Cosby is not fun.
Licorice flavored altoids may just be the best thing ever. Well, second best thing. Because clearly gay porn is the best thing ever.
I like washing pots. I find it very rewarding. Far more rewarding than wiping tables. Wiping tables sucks.
Everyone knows telemarketing is the most thankless job ever. The thing is, the only people who would enjoy that job are people who enjoy pissing people off, and those kind of people just wouldn't be good at it. To be a good telemarketer you have to, I dunno, like, be indomitably perky. Hey! I got to use a big word! Cool.
I really hate Clark's hair. I really like his back muscles, though.
Quote time!
"Anyone who says they aren't into asses has never seen a good ass." --permetaform
"Verizon h8's. It h8's with the passion of a thousand tricks rejected." -- my Sydhead
"I love you like blue balls." --daylight_shadow
"I am Duncan McCleod of the clan McCleod." -- Duncan McCleod of the clan McCleod (did I spell that right? meh. I don't really care whether I did or not)
"It's awfully convenient that your god hates all the same people you hate." -- dunno where it's from, but
You know, it occurs to me that I have roughly twenty-eight times the number of people on my f-list as I did on my last birthday. Like, woah. WOAH. Where the hell did you people come from? Anyway, thanks for sticking around. I know I probably bore the shit out of you on a regular basis.
I should cut down on my cussing. Then again, fuck it.
36 minutes till my birthday.
Now 27 minutes.
Time flies when you drink too much coffee.
One of my roommates decorated her side of the room. My side of the room still looks like crap.
I am 19 in 20 minutes. You all wish you were 19, don't you? DON'T YOU? Yeah -- cuz 19 is the shiznit yo.
I have to pee. brb.
Back.
Heh. I just went to look back at Leather. Did I really write that much porn? No. Really? Damn. What crack was I on? Apparently the good crack.
I saw a medical article concerning a guy who came so hard he broke blood vessels in his penis and had to go to the hospital. The next time someone uses the euphemisim "he exploded" in a sex scene I'm going to get that image in my head. *scrubs brain*
Nine minutes.
Tomorrow is Monday. Monday. Tomorrow is in six minutes. Six.
This sweater I'm wearing is, like, really purple. And I'm not wearing any underwear -- ha ha!
11:56 PM.
11:57 PM.
Lines I want to put in fic:
"She was the kind of girl who smoked post coital cigarettes after masturbation."
""Fuck you. And your little dog too."
And whoops! It's my birthday! Posty!
You know, I think someone should write an SV fic where Clark turns female and goes into heat. I mean, usually in fic where Clark has a sex change he has his period. But in nature, the majority of female mammals do not menstruate. In fact, humans are the only species I can think of offhand that menstruates. I know there are others, but they aren't coming to mind.
Considering that the fic I've read where Clark undergoes a sex change involve him doing so for the purpose of procreating with his "chosen mate" Lex, it would make sense that the minute he changed sex he'd go into heat, as opposed to ovulating like a human female.
Okay, so compounding fic cliches is probably a bad idea, but I figured I'd voice the thought anyway.
Maybe I shouldn't drink coffee at ten o'clock at night.
Whatever. Less than two hours till my birthday. Whoo! I was born in Lompoc, you know. Yep, that's right. The same town mentioned in Fast and the Furious. Dominic Toretto went to prison in my hometown. And he misprononced the name. It's said: lom-poke.
Coffee is almost gone now. I'm debating whether I should brew another cup. Probably not.
I am this close to giving up on Sentinel. I've read fic after fic and have yet to read a single decent sex scene. Good God people if you can't write sex, then don't write sex! Don't make me go on another bad porn rant. Cause I will. And it will be ugly.
Verizon keeps cutting me off. I'm trying to talk to Syd. Verizon does not understand our love. It only understands h8. Oh, oh, the h8.
This is me, being dramatic.
See, now I don't really do physical drama. I'm like that family on Six Feet Under that always looks like this: no matter their mood. At least, half the time. Occasionally I do express drama with actual change in facial expression. Usually in extenuating circumstances.
I can't believe the shit I am talking. Like, woah. Who would write down this shit? I would, cause it's just over an hour till my birthday and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Muahahahahaha!!!!
My mom sent me winter clothes. Including a purple sweater, which I am now referring to as my Ron Weasley sweater. Because I am a dork. That's okay though. Cause I'm a curvy dork and I look good in sweaters.
Blah, blah, blah. And really bad eggs. Yo ho!
I rarely do stupid, impulsive crap on my lj anymore. I trained myself to ask my friends before posting anything. Measure the wank factor and all that. It's worked out well, I think.
I just realized that I've yet to mention vidding in this post. That's not right. What's a
lierdumoa post without vidding ramble? Hardly a lierdumoa post at all, is what.Sooooo -- my favorite type of vidbunny is the "revelation" type. Where I hear a song and I'm not even really listening to it and then BAM -- vidbunny. My second favorite is when I find a great song and then look for a fandom to match it. This usually works out well. My least favorite is when I find a fandom and go looking for a song. Generally this does not work out, because without a song there is no theme. The theme of the vid has to be based off the theme of the song. It doesn't have to be the song's theme, but it does have to branch off from there. At least, in my experience. Don't quote me on this. Don't post all 500 exceptions to the rule cause I will become annoyed with you and we will argue.
I'm afraid of arguing with people. I always feel guilty afterwards. It is not fun.
permetaform, my skin is doing that same thing yours does in the fall. Wah.Coffee is gooooooone. It is 11:05. Do you know where your children are?
Jello is fun. Bill Cosby is not fun.
Licorice flavored altoids may just be the best thing ever. Well, second best thing. Because clearly gay porn is the best thing ever.
I like washing pots. I find it very rewarding. Far more rewarding than wiping tables. Wiping tables sucks.
Everyone knows telemarketing is the most thankless job ever. The thing is, the only people who would enjoy that job are people who enjoy pissing people off, and those kind of people just wouldn't be good at it. To be a good telemarketer you have to, I dunno, like, be indomitably perky. Hey! I got to use a big word! Cool.
I really hate Clark's hair. I really like his back muscles, though.
Quote time!
"Anyone who says they aren't into asses has never seen a good ass." --
permetaform"Verizon h8's. It h8's with the passion of a thousand tricks rejected." -- my Sydhead
"I love you like blue balls." --
daylight_shadow"I am Duncan McCleod of the clan McCleod." -- Duncan McCleod of the clan McCleod (did I spell that right? meh. I don't really care whether I did or not)
"It's awfully convenient that your god hates all the same people you hate." -- dunno where it's from, but
You know, it occurs to me that I have roughly twenty-eight times the number of people on my f-list as I did on my last birthday. Like, woah. WOAH. Where the hell did you people come from? Anyway, thanks for sticking around. I know I probably bore the shit out of you on a regular basis.
I should cut down on my cussing. Then again, fuck it.
36 minutes till my birthday.
Now 27 minutes.
Time flies when you drink too much coffee.
One of my roommates decorated her side of the room. My side of the room still looks like crap.
I am 19 in 20 minutes. You all wish you were 19, don't you? DON'T YOU? Yeah -- cuz 19 is the shiznit yo.
I have to pee. brb.
Back.
Heh. I just went to look back at Leather. Did I really write that much porn? No. Really? Damn. What crack was I on? Apparently the good crack.
I saw a medical article concerning a guy who came so hard he broke blood vessels in his penis and had to go to the hospital. The next time someone uses the euphemisim "he exploded" in a sex scene I'm going to get that image in my head. *scrubs brain*
Nine minutes.
Tomorrow is Monday. Monday. Tomorrow is in six minutes. Six.
This sweater I'm wearing is, like, really purple. And I'm not wearing any underwear -- ha ha!
11:56 PM.
11:57 PM.
Lines I want to put in fic:
"She was the kind of girl who smoked post coital cigarettes after masturbation."
""Fuck you. And your little dog too."
And whoops! It's my birthday! Posty!
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-04 12:13 am (UTC)Thankyou!
<3
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:22 am (UTC)HAPPY BIRFDAY YOU BIG VID!DAG YOU :P
.eep.
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:24 am (UTC)And thankyou for the birfday wishes!
<3
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:32 am (UTC).eep.
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:36 am (UTC);-)
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:28 am (UTC)I drank a Mountain Dew earlier and subjected
But I enjoyed your stream of consciousness! It was very...streamy?
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Date: 2004-10-04 12:35 am (UTC)Thanks for the b-day wishes!
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Date: 2004-10-04 01:27 am (UTC)Oh, so I'm up too...on that sweet sweet drug caffeine...trying to get a dumbass paper written :( I wanna switch spots.
Anyway that was an entertaining post. I think the most entertaining part was the end. "Posty!"
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Date: 2004-10-04 01:37 am (UTC)Heh heh. Yeah. You're, like, way old.
Dumbass papers are the worst. When you know they're stupid, and the teacher knows they're stupid (unless the teacher is deluded into thinking they're not stupid, which is worse). I'm not envying you.
*rubs it in*
And yes, posty is the best word ever to grace LJ.
I'm a tad hyperactive. Can you tell?
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Date: 2004-10-04 04:55 am (UTC)Happy b-day then!! Have a great day!
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Date: 2004-10-04 07:37 am (UTC):(
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Date: 2004-10-04 07:41 am (UTC)I am off to class, will be out in like, 45min
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Date: 2004-10-04 02:25 pm (UTC)Hope you're having a good day =)
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Date: 2004-10-04 02:28 pm (UTC):D