Wah!

[lierdumoa]

People all over my f-list are talking about Smallville. I'm way behind in watching it. I'm way behind in watching Dead Like Me as well. These are the only two shows I watch since I have no TV access and must download my shit, and my internet connection here for some reason doesn't like bit torrent, by which I mean it takes me, like, two days to get a decent 350 MB episode of a given.

Woe.

I don't plan on catching up any time soon either. I'm pretty much all about vidding. I go to sleep thinking about vidding. I wake up thinking about vidding. Also, lately I've only been sleeping for about six hours a night. Like I'm on some long lasting adrenaline high. I feel like I should feel more fucked up than I feel.

Anyway, I'm avoiding vidding at the moment. I'll start up in the next few hours. Meanwhile, I'm listening to Charming Hostess music. It rocketh.

"A skinny, skinny boy complains
My body takes up too much room
This makes me laugh
I hold myself back

I could crush you with my weight
Smash your little body down
Throw you through the window pane
Bloody, lifeless on the ground

A skinny, skinny boy is dead
Thank God for the laws of physics"

~ "Laws of Physics" by Charming Hostess
Download: HERE; tell me when the link expires and I'll renew it.



ETA: AIM convo w/ permetaform

lierdumoa: it is the overweight woman's anthem
lierdumoa: I'm trying to think of a fandom for it
permetaform: shallow hal
lierdumoa: oh yeah
lierdumoa: obviously
lierdumoa: I am a retard
...
lierdumoa: mmm
lierdumoa: see, the mood is wrong for shallow hal
lierdumoa: I'm almost thinking shrek
lierdumoa: which is close, but not quite right
permetaform: hmmmm
permetaform: good point
permetaform: ...
permetaform: umm that lady
permetaform: in drew carey
permetaform: with the makeup
lierdumoa: OMG YES
permetaform: ::grins and bows::
lierdumoa: I think that would probably work
lierdumoa: she's got the right attitude for it
permetaform: ...
permetaform: why are we mentally vidding drew carey?
permetaform: why?
lierdumoa: we aren't
permetaform: why, lama, why?
lierdumoa: we just came up with the vidbunny
lierdumoa: now we're throwing it away
permetaform: whyyyy?
lierdumoa: it never happened
permetaform: ...
permetaform: you know it happened
lierdumoa: :x
permetaform: I know it happened
lierdumoa: no it didn't
lierdumoa: shut up
permetaform: ...
permetaform: XD
permetaform: whyyyyy?
lierdumoa: ::sticks fingers in ears::
permetaform: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
lierdumoa: LALALALALALA
permetaform: ::just cracks up::
permetaform: linzeems: HEE! I think you might be the only people out there willing to take on a bunny like that. ;-)
permetaform: ...
permetaform: =P
lierdumoa: what is this about taking on a bunny?
lierdumoa: I am taking on no bunny
lierdumoa: I don't know what bunny you're talking about
permetaform: ::watches as it hops madly about::
permetaform: btw?
lierdumoa: ?
permetaform: my roommates guinea pigs?
permetaform: I think one of them was molesting the other
permetaform: like, rhymic squeaking
permetaform: happy squeaking from one
permetaform: distressed chirrups from the other
permetaform: ...
permetaform: they're caged animals
permetaform: it's like...oz
permetaform: but furrier
lierdumoa: ...
lierdumoa: no words
permetaform: oh heh
permetaform: they're making afterglow sounds now
permetaform: ...well, one of them
lierdumoa: :x
permetaform: their like, mobile toupees
lierdumoa: *sporfle*
permetaform: no I swear to god
permetaform: one of them has highlights
lierdumoa: yeeeeesh
permetaform: hee!
permetaform: the other has
lierdumoa: rodent rapist with bad dye job
permetaform: cowlicks
lierdumoa: and another with a comb over
permetaform: actually it's the cowlick one
lierdumoa: *shudders*
permetaform: that bosses the highlight one around
lierdumoa: so they're both male?
permetaform: yeah
permetaform: testosterone man
permetaform: it's the testosterone
permetaform: well
permetaform: either that
permetaform: or we'll have little guineas running around
permetaform: in a couple months
lierdumoa: :\
permetaform: yes
permetaform: exactly
permetaform: little hairballs
permetaform: like the drain
permetaform: after too many showers
permetaform: only, perhaps, drier
lierdumoa: :x :x :x
permetaform: yeah