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Apr. 24th, 2005 09:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lierdumoaI about died laughing when my friend found this. A random 'fact' generator about Vin Diesel.
- Vin Diesel's head sat on a wall. Vin Diesel's head had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the kings men got owned when Vin Diesel's head said, "What the fuck are you looking at?"
- Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.
- Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."
- Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part.
More here and here.
Also, that old comment stats thing.
These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. E-mail mpnolan[at]gmail[dot]com if you find a bug. Original idea fromscrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard.
- Vin Diesel's head sat on a wall. Vin Diesel's head had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the kings men got owned when Vin Diesel's head said, "What the fuck are you looking at?"
- Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.
- Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."
- Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part.
More here and here.
Also, that old comment stats thing.
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These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. E-mail mpnolan[at]gmail[dot]com if you find a bug. Original idea from
scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard.
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Date: 2005-04-24 05:33 pm (UTC)I love that line...
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Date: 2005-04-24 05:39 pm (UTC)That Vin Diesel generator kept me and several other amused for an entire evening last week! It's freaking hilarious!! Find it here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/labgirl2076/61048.html.
I'm going to try that comment stats thingy. Seems pretty cool!
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Date: 2005-04-24 05:44 pm (UTC)Huh.
Then again, I often miss posts.
::is terrible at keeping up with the f-list::
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Date: 2005-04-24 06:56 pm (UTC)Some days it's just hard to keep up. I try not to miss any but it happens! No worries.