GIP

The following isn't really an explanation so much as a brief background.

Sydhead: OMG LAMA!!
Sydhead: <333 *will have your incestuous children*
Lamaface:
Lamaface: I get custody, this time.
[Last time she offered to have my baby, she put it in the microwave.]
Sydhead: You can get custody, but when the baby wants to fuck it's sibling, it goes in the microwave too.
Lamaface: Bah. It's a superfreakish baby produced by two women over the internet. It can take a few microwaves.
Sydhead: What about blenders? Can it handle those?
Lamaface: That's why I'm getting custody.
Lamaface: So that you can't blend our incestuous children.
Sydhead: Can't I visit them?
Sydhead: I promise not to bring Dr. Cigarett Burns
Lamaface: ...I suppose.
Sydhead: YAY!!!
Lamaface: Don't hold them for too long, though. You'll give them ideas.