The following isn't really an explanation so much as a brief background.
Sydhead: OMG LAMA!!
Sydhead: <333 *will have your incestuous children*
Lamaface:
Lamaface: I get custody, this time.
[Last time she offered to have my baby, she put it in the microwave.]
Sydhead: You can get custody, but when the baby wants to fuck it's sibling, it goes in the microwave too.
Lamaface: Bah. It's a superfreakish baby produced by two women over the internet. It can take a few microwaves.
Sydhead: What about blenders? Can it handle those?
Lamaface: That's why I'm getting custody.
Lamaface: So that you can't blend our incestuous children.
Sydhead: Can't I visit them?
Sydhead: I promise not to bring Dr. Cigarett Burns
Lamaface: ...I suppose.
Sydhead: YAY!!!
Lamaface: Don't hold them for too long, though. You'll give them ideas.
Sydhead: OMG LAMA!!
Sydhead: <333 *will have your incestuous children*
Lamaface:
Lamaface: I get custody, this time.
[Last time she offered to have my baby, she put it in the microwave.]
Sydhead: You can get custody, but when the baby wants to fuck it's sibling, it goes in the microwave too.
Lamaface: Bah. It's a superfreakish baby produced by two women over the internet. It can take a few microwaves.
Sydhead: What about blenders? Can it handle those?
Lamaface: That's why I'm getting custody.
Lamaface: So that you can't blend our incestuous children.
Sydhead: Can't I visit them?
Sydhead: I promise not to bring Dr. Cigarett Burns
Lamaface: ...I suppose.
Sydhead: YAY!!!
Lamaface: Don't hold them for too long, though. You'll give them ideas.
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Date: 2004-06-01 04:11 am (UTC)*gives Syd straws and chips if she decided to use the blender*
*gives Lama vicodin*
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Date: 2004-06-01 12:00 pm (UTC)There will be no blending taking place!
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Date: 2004-06-01 04:59 pm (UTC)You should be telling Syd that, not me.
I have more if you need it.
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Date: 2004-06-01 05:04 pm (UTC)I already did tell Syd that. You shouldn't be encouraging her by offering straws and chips.
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Date: 2004-06-01 09:32 pm (UTC)But I only offered them so you can get your babies out of the blender.
Do you really think I only have one stash?
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Date: 2004-06-01 07:56 am (UTC)and that conversation is like the topping. <3
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Date: 2004-06-01 11:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-01 07:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-01 07:03 pm (UTC)