So

I was looking through somebody's del.icio.us page when I saw this summary for a Torchwood fic:

Jack groaned. ‘What the hell is [Gwen] doing here? I keep telling her to go home.’ He drew back from Ianto and rubbed his hands over his face. ‘I better go talk to her.’ With a hand on Ianto’s shoulder he levered himself upright and headed for the door. ‘Ah. Sir.’ Jack looked round. ‘Don’t you think you should get dressed first?’

I got all excited and clicked on the link.

And then I saw the next line in the story, which read:

Jack clapped a hand over his mouth. ‘Right, right,’ he said, and scrabbled in the heap of discarded clothing for his underwear.

And I lost all interest in the story.


Which brings me to the point of my post.


Who knows where I can find some Jack/Gwen porn? Preferably the plotless kind. I would not be averse to threesomes including said pairing. Or foursomes, for that matter. Or moresomes! ZOMBIE OWEN COULD BE SITTING NEXT TO THE BED FROWNING BITTERLY BECAUSE HIS ZOMBIE PEEN IS MADE OF FAIL.



Uh.

I only slept 3 hours last night.

Okay, so I mentioned I had a political post to make

I'm voting for Barack Obama.

I'm sure I've mentioned this before. But do allow me to elaborate.

I am not voting for him because of his campaign promises. I very strongly doubt he'll be able to pull off half of what he claims to be able to pull off by getting elected. Honestly, I think expecting any presidential canditate, or for that matter any human being/demigod/Frodo Fucking Baggins to fix everything that is wrong with America would be roughly equivalent to asking for a unicorn to come flying out of America's ass.

I'm voting for Barack Obama because a unicorn has already flown out of America's ass, and its name is Barack Obama.

I believe that the president's role, especially now, is not so much to run our country as to be the face of our country. And let's consider the face we've been wearing for the past 230+ years. This is America, the U. S. of A., the country that supported black slavery for decades after the rest of the world abandoned the practice and started giving us funny looks (and they haven't stopped, really). And we have a black candidate for president. And that means something.

It means there's a chance, a gleaming slip of a dream, that in a few weeks time we won't have to hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal. For once in the history of this country, we'll actually have some goddamn evidence.

See, if Barack Obama became president, he wouldn't need to change America. The simple fact that he'd been elected would mean America has already changed, not under the direction of a political figurehead/glorified symbol, but by it's own citizens: we, the people.