So

[lierdumoa]

I was looking through somebody's del.icio.us page when I saw this summary for a Torchwood fic:

Jack groaned. ‘What the hell is [Gwen] doing here? I keep telling her to go home.’ He drew back from Ianto and rubbed his hands over his face. ‘I better go talk to her.’ With a hand on Ianto’s shoulder he levered himself upright and headed for the door. ‘Ah. Sir.’ Jack looked round. ‘Don’t you think you should get dressed first?’

I got all excited and clicked on the link.

And then I saw the next line in the story, which read:

Jack clapped a hand over his mouth. ‘Right, right,’ he said, and scrabbled in the heap of discarded clothing for his underwear.

And I lost all interest in the story.


Which brings me to the point of my post.


Who knows where I can find some Jack/Gwen porn? Preferably the plotless kind. I would not be averse to threesomes including said pairing. Or foursomes, for that matter. Or moresomes! ZOMBIE OWEN COULD BE SITTING NEXT TO THE BED FROWNING BITTERLY BECAUSE HIS ZOMBIE PEEN IS MADE OF FAIL.



Uh.

I only slept 3 hours last night.

Comments

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no recs from me but, don't count Owen out, he still has a tongue and the fingers of one hand have still got to be good for something.