Weekend! Weekend!
Oct. 23rd, 2005 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lierdumoaLast night was the infamous Stripper Party at my co-op. Wherein we build a makeshift stage on top of the metal buffet we serve dinner from, weld on a pole, hire some security, charge five dollars at the door. It went much better this year than last year. For one, there were a more reasonable amount of people, so the neighbors didn't end up calling the fire department and we didn't have to kick people out early. For another, the professional stripper we hired to kick off the party got a lot more acrobatic since last year.
I stripped! It was fun! I was the prissy secretary who took off all her clothes. Well, I left my panty on. Had to actually go hunting for a panty to strip with. Good thing I did laundry this week. I borrowed my roommate's nailclippers to cut some strings on the buttons on my blouse so I could rip it off easily. It was like -- look, I'm not skinny! And I didn't shave my pubes! Or my arm pits! Or anything else, but the rest of my body hair is practically invisible. I did my number to "Black Tongue" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs (download here if you're interested).
It went really well, I thought. I was one of the few people up there who actually had rhythm and, like, timed when I was going to take off what. People complimented me on my bravery, though really, it's not bravery if you have no shame. A good time and lots of beer was had by all. Well, I didn't have all that much beer. Pretty much just one cup after I got off the stage and changed clothes.
Well, I'm off to buy fruit juice and cookies and possibly nail polish if they have a color I like at the corner store.
Oh yeah. And finish that thing I've been writing. That too.
I stripped! It was fun! I was the prissy secretary who took off all her clothes. Well, I left my panty on. Had to actually go hunting for a panty to strip with. Good thing I did laundry this week. I borrowed my roommate's nailclippers to cut some strings on the buttons on my blouse so I could rip it off easily. It was like -- look, I'm not skinny! And I didn't shave my pubes! Or my arm pits! Or anything else, but the rest of my body hair is practically invisible. I did my number to "Black Tongue" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs (download here if you're interested).
It went really well, I thought. I was one of the few people up there who actually had rhythm and, like, timed when I was going to take off what. People complimented me on my bravery, though really, it's not bravery if you have no shame. A good time and lots of beer was had by all. Well, I didn't have all that much beer. Pretty much just one cup after I got off the stage and changed clothes.
Well, I'm off to buy fruit juice and cookies and possibly nail polish if they have a color I like at the corner store.
Oh yeah. And finish that thing I've been writing. That too.
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Date: 2005-10-23 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-23 08:59 pm (UTC)did you pole dance? ;;) I would be afraid of falling off as I was swinging myself around. :|
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Date: 2005-10-23 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-23 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-24 12:46 am (UTC)Bahahahahaha.
I'd pay good money to see you strip!
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Date: 2005-10-28 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-24 05:23 pm (UTC)Sorry I missed your performance.
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Date: 2005-10-28 07:58 pm (UTC)I imagine you were there in spirit, egging me on.