Saw X-Men III
May. 27th, 2006 11:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lierdumoaLame. Introduced too many new charactersin too much of a hurry. I felt like I was watching an extended trailer, with snippet after snippet after snippet, but without ever getting to the meat of the story. The three strongest female characters were disempowered, supposedly for the common good, wtf?
On the other hand, Bobby. All grown up and tall and beautiful and mmmmm. My God, I want to fuck him. But not as much as St. John wants to fuck him. Someone needs to write me the fic where he goes back for St. John after Jean goes crazy and drags his unconsious ass out of harm's way (since he headbutted him into unconsciousness and all).
In other news -- SNAKES ON A PLANE.
Best. Teaser/trailer. Ever. "other movies this summer will have, action, explosions, mtants, etc., etc. But none of them will have...
Snakes...
...on a Plane."
DUDE. I just. I started rocking back and forth in my chair with glee. My dad turned to me saying, "What are you getting so excited about." But crack cannot be explained.
Samuel L, you own with a P-W-N.
On the other hand, Bobby. All grown up and tall and beautiful and mmmmm. My God, I want to fuck him. But not as much as St. John wants to fuck him. Someone needs to write me the fic where he goes back for St. John after Jean goes crazy and drags his unconsious ass out of harm's way (since he headbutted him into unconsciousness and all).
In other news -- SNAKES ON A PLANE.
Best. Teaser/trailer. Ever. "other movies this summer will have, action, explosions, mtants, etc., etc. But none of them will have...
Snakes...
...on a Plane."
DUDE. I just. I started rocking back and forth in my chair with glee. My dad turned to me saying, "What are you getting so excited about." But crack cannot be explained.
Samuel L, you own with a P-W-N.
