Saw X-Men III

[lierdumoa]

Lame. Introduced too many new charactersin too much of a hurry. I felt like I was watching an extended trailer, with snippet after snippet after snippet, but without ever getting to the meat of the story. The three strongest female characters were disempowered, supposedly for the common good, wtf?

On the other hand, Bobby. All grown up and tall and beautiful and mmmmm. My God, I want to fuck him. But not as much as St. John wants to fuck him. Someone needs to write me the fic where he goes back for St. John after Jean goes crazy and drags his unconsious ass out of harm's way (since he headbutted him into unconsciousness and all).

In other news -- SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Best. Teaser/trailer. Ever. "other movies this summer will have, action, explosions, mtants, etc., etc. But none of them will have...

Snakes...

...on a Plane."

DUDE. I just. I started rocking back and forth in my chair with glee. My dad turned to me saying, "What are you getting so excited about." But crack cannot be explained.

Samuel L, you own with a P-W-N.

Comments

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

OMG I WANT TO SEE XMEN NOW JUST FOR THE SNAKES ON A PLANE TRAILER.

Never mind that I've never seen any of the Xmen movies. SNAKES. ON A PLANE. FOR THE WIN.

*pleased*

Linzee

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the movie was a real disappointment.

But the trailers rocked. I mean, how can you go wrong with Snakes on a Plane and then some Johnny Depp?

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

And Nacho Libre! Director of Napolean Dynamite and writer of School of Rock! Jack Black the Mexican priest who dreams of being a famous lucha libre wrestler. There is NO BAD there.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

The two most powerful female characters were disempowered, supposedly for the common good, wtf?

Two? Three! Mystique, Jean *and* Rogue!

(I am not counting Storm as a powerful character any more because of her wussy "aw, I guess we should close the school now!!!" crap.)

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

I realized hours later that I'd skipped Mystique because I wasn't thinking villains. I figured, though, that it was the middle of the night and I'd fix it in the morning. Going to fix now!

[phangurl.livejournal.com]

I fully expect Snakes on a Plane to be a surprise box office smash.

Lamest two hour trailer indeed.

[fashes.livejournal.com]

And you'll like this: http://teh-indy.livejournal.com/121375.html

Re: Lamest two hour trailer indeed.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Coooool. Will check them out when I get home today.

Oh, btw, you didn't call me did you? I have a long phone message that's entirely static.