lierdumoa | Yesterday

Woke up faint with hunger. chugged some V8, ate a handfull of pistachios, then went to the local grocery and bought a pound of salmon.

fashes and I are retarded. Why did we not buy fish before? Oh right. Lazy. Lazy, miserable dieters.

I made an awesome salmon dish, tho. Salmon slathered in olive oil, honey mustard mix spiced w/ dried tarragon and rosemary, baked to tender perfection in the toaster w/ butter and garlic and crumbled pecans and served on a bed of pan fried broccoli, mushrooms and asparagus seasoned w/ black pepper, basil, thyme and green onions. I took the vegetables out of the pan too soon, so they were a little cold by the time the fish was done. Should have added a little more salt. Otherwise?

::WINZ::

Saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest w/

adrienne2. Had to pee the entire movie. I have kiegels of STEEL. Fell down three steps in my rush out of the theater. Managed not to spill my iced coffee though (that I hadn't been drinking for obvious reasons), or soil myself even a little. STEEL.

It was like FANFIC.

Only SO MUCH BETTER.

From the beginning w/ Elizabeth and Will hissing out pirate like the most perfect little fans ever. Jack made his entrance, as always.

Tia Dalma. Hottest Voodoo Priestess EVAROMG. Now I totally want the fic where she took young Jack's virginity and then they lay in her bed afterwards, his head cradled in her lap as she braided his hair. And you know she's the one who taught him how to wear makeup. And they did the perfect Jack/Tia Dalma version of "Yeah, honey, I've been an asshole. Look, ~~undead monkey~~ flowers!"

Elizabeth. I am calling her QUEEEEEN ELIZABETH henceforth. She escapes the carriage her daddy tries to sneak her out in and next thing she's threatening people at gunpoint and playing a whole ship of superstitious sailors and so, so *bitter* that she is not getting laid.

Of course, her bitter is nothing next to James'. I did not get spoiled at all. I didn't even read the IMDB cast list, so I didn't know he was coming back. BUT OMGBITTER. BITTER LIKE A BUFFY VIDDER (in the words of

sisabet). Which only makes it more appropriate that Jack told him "you smell" in pretty much the exact same way that Spike told Buffy she had stupid hair.

I love James dirty and beating people. In fact, pretty much everybody got their turn at beating people. Well, except Bootstrap, but he was kind of a pussy anyway.

Pintel and Ragetti! Married still! And Ragetti all pretentious. And Pintel all putting up with him. AWWWWW.

And Jack not being able to get the needle to point anywhere because he's standing right on the Pearl and there's nothing he loves more than that ship. And him pulling it out at the end as he's preparing to run and seeing its bearing and deciding to go back.

Jack/Pearl OTP4EVS.

Speaking of which—every pairing ever. They gave us EVERY. PAIRING. EVER. I had some OTP's after the first movie but this time? Everyone can just fuck everyone. Seeeeeeriously.

::happy place::

And hey, Will showing for once that he could be clever and tricksy! And his father proving that stupidity runs in the family, at least when it comes to protecting loved ones.

Can Will get flogged every movie? Pretty please?

And seriously, how hot was Elizabeth betraying Jack? And Will watching her. And knowing. And being like WOW. My girlfriend's balls are SO MUCH BIGGER THAN MINE.

Speaking of which, what was with Davy Jones and the GIANT SCROTUM on the back of his head. Sliming Jack and Jack feeling sullied and unusual. And Jack getting ejaculated on by sea monsters. And the Kraken as a massive vagina with teeth and Jack leaping into it, sword erect at the end of the movie.

I love Bill Nighy as Davy Jones, tho. I loved him as the ageing rock star in Love Actually and the asshole grandvamp in Underworld. He is so shiny, wherever he goes.

And Barbossa! YEY! And they gave him apples! And his undead monkey!

::dances all around::

Laughed just as hard as I did in the first one, which I wasn't really banking on. Loved every single new cast member. Whoever cast these movies was a goddamn genius.

And Norrington! Giving the thump thump to ~~Clear Channel~~ the East India Company! OH NOES. Also? BITTER AND TRICKSY and a leeeeetle bit RUTHLESS. Mmmmmmmm.

Poor Davy Jones. Got played by practically everyone in the movie.

In other news.

Spent hours last night clothesh0rzing over Club Vivid outfit. About $70.00 including tax, shipping, etc. for the whole shebang, which I'm kind of cringing at what with plane tickets and room prices I'm paying at

vividcon, but whatever. I only do this kind of shopping once a year anyway.

Seriously. I have that little of a life.

Oh yeah. And let us not forget the disposable adhesive bras.

::tears self away from the bangle bracelets::

And as the final touch? I'm getting cornrows.

Haven't decided which of my panties I'm going to wear yet. To thong or not to thong?

I ordered the shoes off Amazon.com last night. They were like 60% off, SCORE! The top and skirt are from Wet Seal, whose local outlet store I will visit some time in the next couple weeks. If they don't have it in stock, at the very least I can try random shit on just to see how their clothes fit me before I order the outfit.

You know, I honestly can't remember the last time I tried on clothes. The last two pairs of jeans I bought I took one look at the changing room line in Old Navy and said, "Screw it."

Now to lose ten pounds. I should really start swimming after class or something. Hopefully this whole diet thing with, like, work.

Oh yeah.

Really.

I can go on like this.