Crackchat

[lierdumoa]

lierdumoa: if I don't keep my hair in a bun
lierdumoa: it just expands as it dries
lierdumoa: growing bigger and bigger like a chia pet
fashes: you know what I'm picturing right now, right?
lierdumoa: me with a big green fro?
fashes: YIS
fashes: and just that perfect shade of 00FF00
lierdumoa: I'm reminded of spaggel telling me about her green haired friend getting a hair cut
lierdumoa: and having a mullet at one point in the hair cut
lierdumoa: and everyone laughing and calling him Captain Planet
permetaform: OH GOD
fashes: ...
lierdumoa: HE'S A HERO
lierdumoa: GONNA BRING POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO
permetaform: ::snorfle:: Yes like that!
permetaform: who has the heart ring
permetaform: and a monkey
fashes: a monkey?
fashes: wtf? ::googles::
fashes: ohhh.
fashes: he's very gay looking
lierdumoa: I remember my bff from high school after he saw The Fifth Element being like -- so it's Captain Planet
lierdumoa: but with Milla Jovovich
lierdumoa: and me being like o.0
lierdumoa: MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT
permetaform: but orange hair instead of green
lierdumoa: in spirit, though
lierdumoa: saving the world
lierdumoa: with HEART
permetaform: yes!
permetaform: and TEAMWORK
lierdumoa: OH MY GOD I NEED TO VID THAT MOVIE TO THE CAPTAIN PLANET THEME SONG
lierdumoa: WE'RE THE PLANETEERS
lierdumoa: YOU CAN BE ONE TOO
permetaform: XD
lierdumoa: 'CUZ SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO
permetaform: XD
lierdumoa: I ... must find that song now
lierdumoa: http://www.turner.com/planet/credit-song.html
lierdumoa: GOD BLESS YOU GOOGLE
lierdumoa: dude, this was, like, the original Lord King Bad Cartoon
fashes: no, I do believe that was Thunder Cats
lierdumoa: I just ... can't picture anything being quite as Lord King Bad as Captain Planet
lierdumoa: I mean
lierdumoa: green mullet
lierdumoa: saving the earth from pollution
lierdumoa: the bad guys were thugs doing shady corporation waste disposal things
fashes: mmm
fashes: I just ... THUNDERCATS
fashes: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Qd_IsxgAf8 -- opening credits
fashes: I think thundercats is more like LKB porn masquerading as a children's cartoon
lierdumoa: dude, no, this is cheezy and retro
lierdumoa: it is not Lord King Bad
fashes: but it's not RETRO IF IT'S FROM 1985
fashes: WHERE IS THE RETRO?
lierdumoa: it's 80's retro
fashes: ::makes a face::
lierdumoa: CRAZY HIPPI'S DIDN'T MAKE IT TO TRY TO BRAINWASH KIDS INTO RECYCLING
fashes: wait, whut?
lierdumoa: I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN PLANET STILL WINS AT THE LORD KING BAD
fashes: no, you're right it does
lierdumoa: IT'S LIKE COMPARING BLOOD TIES^[1] TO HIGHLANDER^[2]
lierdumoa: IF THE HIGHLANDER HAD A GREEN MULLET AND "HOLY GROUND" WAS THE RAINFOREST
fashes: I ALREADY SAID YOU WIN
fashes: we're watching the captain planet intro/theme
fashes: yeah...
fashes: or rather permetaform's making me watch it
fashes: oh god
fashes: that... HOW DO YOU PEOPLE WATCH THESE THINGS
lierdumoa: it was the early nineties and I was six
fashes: uh-huh
lierdumoa: it was that or Saved By the Bell
lierdumoa: which I watched because I was totally in love with Zach
fashes: IT'S LIKE YOU TWO SHARE A BRAIN
fashes: permetaform JUST REFERENCED THE SAME SHOW
fashes: which I watched for the porn
fashes: the Zach/Slater was CHOICE
fashes: and Lisa was always topping Skreech
lierdumoa: really?
lierdumoa: all I remember is that I was in love with Zach
lierdumoa: I'm actually kind of surprised I remember that his name was Zach
fashes: why's that?
lierdumoa: well, I forgot [person from real life]'s name for a whole month
lierdumoa: and I gave him a blow job
fashes: well ... but that wasn't the precious love of wee childhood
lierdumoa: no
lierdumoa: but he was a lot hotter than Zach
fashes: oh

[1] Blood Ties is a new show on the Lifetime channel based off a series of vampire bodice ripper novels by Tanya Huff.
[2] I ... don't know how to describe Highlander, the tv series. Either you saw it and know what I'm talking about or you don't.