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lierdumoa: if I don't keep my hair in a bun

lierdumoa: it just expands as it dries

lierdumoa: growing bigger and bigger like a chia pet

fashes: you know what I'm picturing right now, right?

lierdumoa: me with a big green fro?

fashes: YIS

fashes: and just that perfect shade of 00FF00

lierdumoa: I'm reminded of

spaggel telling me about her green haired friend getting a hair cut

lierdumoa: and having a mullet at one point in the hair cut

lierdumoa: and everyone laughing and calling him Captain Planet

permetaform: OH GOD

fashes: ...

lierdumoa: HE'S A HERO

lierdumoa: GONNA BRING POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO

permetaform: ::snorfle:: Yes like that!

permetaform: who has the heart ring

permetaform: and a monkey

fashes: a monkey?

fashes: wtf? ::googles::

fashes: ohhh.

fashes: he's very gay looking

lierdumoa: I remember my bff from high school after he saw The Fifth Element being like -- so it's Captain Planet

lierdumoa: but with Milla Jovovich

lierdumoa: and me being like o.0

lierdumoa: MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT

permetaform: but orange hair instead of green

lierdumoa: in spirit, though

lierdumoa: saving the world

lierdumoa: with HEART

permetaform: yes!

permetaform: and TEAMWORK

lierdumoa: OH MY GOD I NEED TO VID THAT MOVIE TO THE CAPTAIN PLANET THEME SONG

lierdumoa: WE'RE THE PLANETEERS

lierdumoa: YOU CAN BE ONE TOO

permetaform: XD

lierdumoa: 'CUZ SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO

permetaform: XD

lierdumoa: I ... must find that song now

lierdumoa: http://www.turner.com/planet/credit-song.html

lierdumoa: GOD BLESS YOU GOOGLE

lierdumoa: dude, this was, like, the original Lord King Bad Cartoon

fashes: no, I do believe that was Thunder Cats

lierdumoa: I just ... can't picture anything being quite as Lord King Bad as Captain Planet

lierdumoa: I mean

lierdumoa: green mullet

lierdumoa: saving the earth from pollution

lierdumoa: the bad guys were thugs doing shady corporation waste disposal things

fashes: mmm

fashes: I just ... THUNDERCATS

fashes: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Qd_IsxgAf8 -- opening credits

fashes: I think thundercats is more like LKB porn masquerading as a children's cartoon

lierdumoa: dude, no, this is cheezy and retro

lierdumoa: it is not Lord King Bad

fashes: but it's not RETRO IF IT'S FROM 1985

fashes: WHERE IS THE RETRO?

lierdumoa: it's 80's retro

fashes: ::makes a face::

lierdumoa: CRAZY HIPPI'S DIDN'T MAKE IT TO TRY TO BRAINWASH KIDS INTO RECYCLING

fashes: wait, whut?

lierdumoa: I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN PLANET STILL WINS AT THE LORD KING BAD

fashes: no, you're right it does

lierdumoa: IT'S LIKE COMPARING BLOOD TIES^[1] TO HIGHLANDER^[2]

lierdumoa: IF THE HIGHLANDER HAD A GREEN MULLET AND "HOLY GROUND" WAS THE RAINFOREST

fashes: I ALREADY SAID YOU WIN

fashes: we're watching the captain planet intro/theme

fashes: yeah...

fashes: or rather

permetaform's making me watch it

fashes: oh god

fashes: that... HOW DO YOU PEOPLE WATCH THESE THINGS

lierdumoa: it was the early nineties and I was six

fashes: uh-huh

lierdumoa: it was that or Saved By the Bell

lierdumoa: which I watched because I was totally in love with Zach

fashes: IT'S LIKE YOU TWO SHARE A BRAIN

fashes:

permetaform JUST REFERENCED THE SAME SHOW

fashes: which I watched for the porn

fashes: the Zach/Slater was CHOICE

fashes: and Lisa was always topping Skreech

lierdumoa: really?

lierdumoa: all I remember is that I was in love with Zach

lierdumoa: I'm actually kind of surprised I remember that his name was Zach

fashes: why's that?

lierdumoa: well, I forgot [person from real life]'s name for a whole month

lierdumoa: and I gave him a blow job

fashes: well ... but that wasn't the precious love of wee childhood

lierdumoa: no

lierdumoa: but he was a lot hotter than Zach

fashes: oh

[1] Blood Ties is a new show on the Lifetime channel based off a series of vampire bodice ripper novels by Tanya Huff.
[2] I ... don't know how to describe Highlander, the tv series. Either you saw it and know what I'm talking about or you don't.