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Nov. 9th, 2006 11:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lierdumoaSo I was wondering today where all the shiny happy crack came from. Which is to say, I grew up on crack, and it was neither shiny nor happy. Well, okay, blood is shiny, and sometimes morbidly funny. And talking penises glisten with precum as we all know. It's the second thing you learn from Smallville fanfiction, right after "the age of consent in Kansas is 16."
Where was I?
Right. So one woman had a theory that the "state of crackfic today" is all at the fault of anime fandom. Blame them all for the wingfic and the chibis and the characters that randomly turn into penguins, isn't it cuuuuuuuute?!? I wonder what the hell kind of anime these people were into. My anime never had wings. Okay, it had chibis. It also had ninjas and pirates and genderfuck and incest and mass murder. Multiple instances of mass murder. I don't know where this picture of anime as shiny happy crack came from. STOP READING GRAVITATION, ALL OF YOU.
Where was I?
So I was clipping for my Weir vid today. And staring at one of my crackfic. The one where Rodney gets turned into a wraith and then impregnates a hive queen. Well, actually it would be more accurate to say a hive queen decides to use him for breeding purposes and he goes along with it because he doesn't want to die. Also, she's blonde, so whatevs.
I know what you're thinking, and I was completely sober when I came up with this. In fact, I've only written one story drunk, and it wasn't even that crack-y.
Where was I?
Where was I?
Right. So one woman had a theory that the "state of crackfic today" is all at the fault of anime fandom. Blame them all for the wingfic and the chibis and the characters that randomly turn into penguins, isn't it cuuuuuuuute?!? I wonder what the hell kind of anime these people were into. My anime never had wings. Okay, it had chibis. It also had ninjas and pirates and genderfuck and incest and mass murder. Multiple instances of mass murder. I don't know where this picture of anime as shiny happy crack came from. STOP READING GRAVITATION, ALL OF YOU.
Where was I?
So I was clipping for my Weir vid today. And staring at one of my crackfic. The one where Rodney gets turned into a wraith and then impregnates a hive queen. Well, actually it would be more accurate to say a hive queen decides to use him for breeding purposes and he goes along with it because he doesn't want to die. Also, she's blonde, so whatevs.
I know what you're thinking, and I was completely sober when I came up with this. In fact, I've only written one story drunk, and it wasn't even that crack-y.
Where was I?
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Date: 2006-11-14 12:47 pm (UTC)SILVERY BRIDGE.
Oh God, you have to link me to whatever story you found this in.
Silvery Bridge
Date: 2006-11-15 06:11 pm (UTC)If I ever write a badfic I'll use that phrase just for you. And you have my full permission to steal it should you feel the need.
Seriously, there's an anime (well, prolly several) that featured "chick giving a bj to invisible male!parts" and there were sparkles.
Sparkles. The wet stuff sparkled and it was soft focus and I think everything was pastel. It was like it was sponsored by the creators of My Little Pony.
No, I can't remember which anime it was, sorry.
Sparkles. Silvery sparkles winking at you. Especially on the bridge part.
Dude.