Plotbunny!
Dec. 9th, 2003 04:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lierdumoaI have a plotbunny! Why? It's four in the morning -- how the hell should I know why?!
fandom: Smallville
pairing: CLex
genre: futurefic
after Lex left Belle Reve (?) his father put him to work in Metropolis; Clark came to see him once about a week after he got out, but Lex had completely forgotten about him; Clark, hurt (not to mention majorly freaked out) ran off and decided to forget about Lex; blah, blah, blah spends high school alone and buried in his studies blah, blah, blah; Lex becomes a corporate giant to the point that he's out of Lionel's control (and he's become eeeeval!); Lionel starts to try to undermine/sabotage/whatever his son (what a good daddy he is!)
meanwhile, on the other side of town...
Clark starts doing the Superman thing about halfway through college -- leaves MetU early to work at the Daily Planet; falls in love with Lois (no, really -- I get tired of all this 'he never really loved her he only loved Lex' crap); he's still keeping tabs on Lex, but since meeting Lois his interest has dimmed from its previous obsession levels to a more professional reporter's interest -- besides, it's too much emotional masochism to love a guy who #1 doesn't remember you and #2 is eeeeval!
so Clark never really tells Lois about Lex because he's not yet ready to admit to himself that he was in love with Lex forever ago in Smallville; Superman is now Lex's enemy since Lex is doing all sorts of nasty ooky things -- however Supes gets a sniff of Lionel's sabotage plans, which basically consist of trying to get Lex back in Belle Reve (for good this time) only Supes thinks that Lionel is actually going to try to kill Lex (hey, it's not like anyone would put it past the guy); Lane is like -- good they'll kill eachother and CK is like "Uh, I have something to tell you" and tells her his and Lex's *history*; Lane's like "Holy Fucking Shit! You were in love with him!" "No I wasn't" "Yes you were" "Was not" "Were to" "WAS N--"; so she tells him "I need to think about this some more no we're not having sex tonight I need to think this over goddamnit!"
so Clark's in the doghouse and Lex, in the meanwhile, is minding his own business; confrontation time!; Supes drops in; they argue like they always do "Stop being eeeeval!" "Yeah, well, stop fucking that Lane bitch!" "Well stop wearing purple" "As if it's any better than the cherry red and nuclear blue you sport" and they both fight the sudden urge to snog madly (did I mention I'm in a weird mood? and that it's just after four in the morning?); Clark ends with a cryptic "I think your dad's trying to off you, just so you know" and then he's all up-up-and-away-like
Lex is somewhat suspicious but not very (after all, he doesn't remember what daddy did to him before, so he's not exactly suspecting that his old man will go to great lengths to destroy him); course Lex has this talent for avoiding death, so when Lionel wants to meet for no good reason "Bonding son! It's not like we've never bonded before! Or...maybe it is. But I wanna make it up to you..."; Lex smells a rat; Lionel offers him a drink, Lex pours it, and waits for Lionel to drink first, Lionel doesn't; he makes a feeble excuse about "the brandy was a gift, and it's impolite to drink before you"; Hah! now we know something's up!
Lex is so eeeeval! now he doesn't even look betrayed, he just matter of fact like gets a gun from a drawer in his desk (all this is happening at his office, okay?) and points it at daddy and says in this really cold, calm voice "I never thought you'd sink this low, dad"; Lionel tries to wrest the gun out of his hand meanwhile trying to talk him down, but Lex is past the point of being talked down; Lex loses his grip and drops his weapon; they both reach for the gun (cause Roxie Hart says so); scuffle!; more scuffle!; and yet more! (okay, that might be too much scuffle)
so Lex gets the gun and suddenly Supes busts in and he's like "Lex, no!"; Lex is like "What?!? Since when do you call me anything but Luthor?!?"; during this distraction Lionel lunges at Lex (alliteration like a mad thing); Lex shoots his old man (we'll say he punctured a lung, jah?) but gets knocked out anyway; ClarkimeanSupes gets all worried with his one true love unconcious and possibly concussed on the floor (concussed -- hee! funny word); he starts to call for a medic when Lex wakes up -- with amnesia! (I know -- it's been done a million times before) -- he remembers everything he forgot at Belle Reve, but can't remember anything that happened since then and he's all like "Get away from me freak! What have you done to me? I saw you stop that car, I know I did! You're in on it with my dad and whatsisface"..."Wait, where the hell am I?"..."And what the fuck are you wearing?"
That's all I have. Eventually I'll have to figure out a way to work in some pr0n. Meh.
Oh yeah, and I should probably note that this is not a parody-fic. I don't write parodyfic. So anything in that outline that seems a bit over the top is most likely greatly exaggerated from how it will turn out in the story (if I ever actually write it).
Okay, now I've got homework to finish.
Bye!
fandom: Smallville
pairing: CLex
genre: futurefic
after Lex left Belle Reve (?) his father put him to work in Metropolis; Clark came to see him once about a week after he got out, but Lex had completely forgotten about him; Clark, hurt (not to mention majorly freaked out) ran off and decided to forget about Lex; blah, blah, blah spends high school alone and buried in his studies blah, blah, blah; Lex becomes a corporate giant to the point that he's out of Lionel's control (and he's become eeeeval!); Lionel starts to try to undermine/sabotage/whatever his son (what a good daddy he is!)
meanwhile, on the other side of town...
Clark starts doing the Superman thing about halfway through college -- leaves MetU early to work at the Daily Planet; falls in love with Lois (no, really -- I get tired of all this 'he never really loved her he only loved Lex' crap); he's still keeping tabs on Lex, but since meeting Lois his interest has dimmed from its previous obsession levels to a more professional reporter's interest -- besides, it's too much emotional masochism to love a guy who #1 doesn't remember you and #2 is eeeeval!
so Clark never really tells Lois about Lex because he's not yet ready to admit to himself that he was in love with Lex forever ago in Smallville; Superman is now Lex's enemy since Lex is doing all sorts of nasty ooky things -- however Supes gets a sniff of Lionel's sabotage plans, which basically consist of trying to get Lex back in Belle Reve (for good this time) only Supes thinks that Lionel is actually going to try to kill Lex (hey, it's not like anyone would put it past the guy); Lane is like -- good they'll kill eachother and CK is like "Uh, I have something to tell you" and tells her his and Lex's *history*; Lane's like "Holy Fucking Shit! You were in love with him!" "No I wasn't" "Yes you were" "Was not" "Were to" "WAS N--"; so she tells him "I need to think about this some more no we're not having sex tonight I need to think this over goddamnit!"
so Clark's in the doghouse and Lex, in the meanwhile, is minding his own business; confrontation time!; Supes drops in; they argue like they always do "Stop being eeeeval!" "Yeah, well, stop fucking that Lane bitch!" "Well stop wearing purple" "As if it's any better than the cherry red and nuclear blue you sport" and they both fight the sudden urge to snog madly (did I mention I'm in a weird mood? and that it's just after four in the morning?); Clark ends with a cryptic "I think your dad's trying to off you, just so you know" and then he's all up-up-and-away-like
Lex is somewhat suspicious but not very (after all, he doesn't remember what daddy did to him before, so he's not exactly suspecting that his old man will go to great lengths to destroy him); course Lex has this talent for avoiding death, so when Lionel wants to meet for no good reason "Bonding son! It's not like we've never bonded before! Or...maybe it is. But I wanna make it up to you..."; Lex smells a rat; Lionel offers him a drink, Lex pours it, and waits for Lionel to drink first, Lionel doesn't; he makes a feeble excuse about "the brandy was a gift, and it's impolite to drink before you"; Hah! now we know something's up!
Lex is so eeeeval! now he doesn't even look betrayed, he just matter of fact like gets a gun from a drawer in his desk (all this is happening at his office, okay?) and points it at daddy and says in this really cold, calm voice "I never thought you'd sink this low, dad"; Lionel tries to wrest the gun out of his hand meanwhile trying to talk him down, but Lex is past the point of being talked down; Lex loses his grip and drops his weapon; they both reach for the gun (cause Roxie Hart says so); scuffle!; more scuffle!; and yet more! (okay, that might be too much scuffle)
so Lex gets the gun and suddenly Supes busts in and he's like "Lex, no!"; Lex is like "What?!? Since when do you call me anything but Luthor?!?"; during this distraction Lionel lunges at Lex (alliteration like a mad thing); Lex shoots his old man (we'll say he punctured a lung, jah?) but gets knocked out anyway; ClarkimeanSupes gets all worried with his one true love unconcious and possibly concussed on the floor (concussed -- hee! funny word); he starts to call for a medic when Lex wakes up -- with amnesia! (I know -- it's been done a million times before) -- he remembers everything he forgot at Belle Reve, but can't remember anything that happened since then and he's all like "Get away from me freak! What have you done to me? I saw you stop that car, I know I did! You're in on it with my dad and whatsisface"..."Wait, where the hell am I?"..."And what the fuck are you wearing?"
That's all I have. Eventually I'll have to figure out a way to work in some pr0n. Meh.
Oh yeah, and I should probably note that this is not a parody-fic. I don't write parodyfic. So anything in that outline that seems a bit over the top is most likely greatly exaggerated from how it will turn out in the story (if I ever actually write it).
Okay, now I've got homework to finish.
Bye!
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Re: *grins*
Date: 2003-12-11 08:25 am (UTC)It's kinda like when I write fic and someone asks me a question that I already answered in the fic, but they skimmed over that part.
Friends should take the effort to not skim.
*frowns*
Re: *grins*
Date: 2003-12-11 08:12 pm (UTC)