lierdumoa | Jeeeevus

Pete/Patrick overload, MAKE IT STOP. No seriously, I read probably close to a novel or two worth of bandslash last night. Pet peeve of the day. People who do not tag. Don't you know your journals only exist to service me?!? And I've still only bothered to find out which one is Pete and which one is Patrick. Ryan who? It's like my early forays into due South.

Speaking of which,

adrienne2 pointed out to me the other night that Ray Kowalski does not use contractions, to a ridiculous degree. Much like season 1 Teyla. Her language started corrupting after that, not that anyone who writes Teyla dialogue in the fandom actually noticed this—hell, people still think Ronon doesn't use contractions, which just adds fodder to my theory that 80% of SGA fandom doesn't actually watch the show.

No, seriously ppl. Simpson doesn't work there anymore. We haven't seen her since 1.04. There are other, hotter female scientists you could be writing.

I haven't been reading much SGA lately. Okay, that's a lie. I just haven't been liking most of what I've read, which then leads to my not finishing stories/blocking them out afterwards. There is way, way, way too much BDSM in this fandom.

And the tiny hand fic will be a scar on my brain forevermore. You know the one. Don't pretend you don't.

My SGA fic is progressing apace. I'm pretty sure it's the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written, up to and including the time I wrote a masturbation scene with a genderswapped Rodney and everyone kept telling me how realistic it was. Yeah, I still can't believe that actually happened.

The people telling me it was realistic. Not the writing of it. I would totally write crap like that. That is so me. Thank your stars my laziness spared you the period sex.

No, no, this post doesn't have a point.