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The gun -- "It's cold" / "It'll heat up." Like the LUBE in the PILOT!!!1!!!!!! Cody jerking Justin off. Justin jerking Chris Hobbes off. He has become Chris Hobbes!!!!!!!1!!1@!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!?! Them folks at Cowlip is real subtle, they is.
Oh, what else. I love me some Ted and Brian. Debbie is, like, woah. And this is a little perverted of me, but I kind of want to shag Hunter now. He's...just...yeah. Must shag him on a shag carpet colored nuclear orange from 1973.
No Blake. Sad, now.
And now for something completely different.
You know what I hate? When people don't know how to use ellipses. Especially when it comes to pr0n. Like, dude -- writing pr0n doesn't mean ending every other sentence with an ellipses. And oh, god -- the worst thing? When people put ellipses where they, like, don't fucking belong. Bad. Just, bad.
Bad.
Also? Fucking without lube. NO. There must always be lube. No matter how natural a bottom you may be. Also? Saliva is not lube. It dries up too quickly and it isn't slippery enough. Just no. NO. Now imagine for a second that we are in magical happy fic-writer's land where fucking without lube doesn't result in excruciating pain. Well, even if such were the case, I highly doubt any condom could possibly survive a lubeless fucking undamaged. In regards to Brian/Justin sex -- Brian would never put a condom in such peril. He lurves his Justinface too much to endanger him that way.
*deep breath*
Okay, I'm done.
The gun -- "It's cold" / "It'll heat up." Like the LUBE in the PILOT!!!1!!!!!! Cody jerking Justin off. Justin jerking Chris Hobbes off. He has become Chris Hobbes!!!!!!!1!!1@!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!?! Them folks at Cowlip is real subtle, they is.
Oh, what else. I love me some Ted and Brian. Debbie is, like, woah. And this is a little perverted of me, but I kind of want to shag Hunter now. He's...just...yeah. Must shag him on a shag carpet colored nuclear orange from 1973.
No Blake. Sad, now.
And now for something completely different.
You know what I hate? When people don't know how to use ellipses. Especially when it comes to pr0n. Like, dude -- writing pr0n doesn't mean ending every other sentence with an ellipses. And oh, god -- the worst thing? When people put ellipses where they, like, don't fucking belong. Bad. Just, bad.
Bad.
Also? Fucking without lube. NO. There must always be lube. No matter how natural a bottom you may be. Also? Saliva is not lube. It dries up too quickly and it isn't slippery enough. Just no. NO. Now imagine for a second that we are in magical happy fic-writer's land where fucking without lube doesn't result in excruciating pain. Well, even if such were the case, I highly doubt any condom could possibly survive a lubeless fucking undamaged. In regards to Brian/Justin sex -- Brian would never put a condom in such peril. He lurves his Justinface too much to endanger him that way.
*deep breath*
Okay, I'm done.
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Date: 2004-05-10 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-10 09:48 am (UTC)Trust me, you're not the only one. Anyone who's ever had anal sex would agree with you.
And if you notice, most of the better authors make certain to include lube, or at least put you in a situation where you can *assume* that lube/a lubricated condom was used.