lierdumoa | Further Adventures In YIM

Zoe: Ethan had vaginal facial hair.
Lama: every man has vaginal facial hair
Zoe: Ethan's was especially pussy-like, though
Lama: it is the nature of beard and pit hair to have the same consistency as pubes
Zoe: And, um, he liked to shove his violin bow up his ass
Zoe: And once he invited Wolfram to "share the bed" with he and Justin
Zoe: These are the real reasons Justin left Ethan
Lama: lol
Zoe: It was really easy for him to say, "take your stupid ring back i h8 u" once he realized how much of a freak Ethan was
Lama: I think Justin would have left eventually because being faithful would have left him too unsatisfied
Lama: nobody has Brian's stamina
Zoe: And he wasn't into animals
Zoe: Brian has more sex in a week than most men could dream about having in a year.
Lama:

Lama: indeed
Lama: see, that's why Justin never needed the gym
Lama: he's kept his perfect twink phisique by being the perfect twink
Zoe: Brian is all the aerobic work-out he needs
Lama:

Zoe: Justin could be a poster boy for some kind of "How To" guide to being a perfect twink
Zoe: "Sex with Brian burns 350 calories every ten minutes!"
Lama: lol
Zoe: "Also, semen provides 9 essential vitamins and nutrients"
Lama: I'm convinced that no loss of calories could ever puncture the bubble butt, though
Zoe: Nope, Justin's ass is there to stay
Lama: *spaces out thinking about Justinass*
Zoe: I am sure this is what keeps Brian from getting things done at work
Zoe: Visions of bubble butt bouncing in his head
Lama: nah -- Brian has too much work ethic
Lama: he's learned to multitask
Lama: it's how he and Justin can carry on deep and complex conversations while naked and rubbing against one another
Zoe: Think about Justin's bubble butt, work on brilliant new campaign, organize paperclip collection, think about Justin sucking his dick, attend meetings, think about rimming Justin's hot ass, check stock reports, give Justin gigantic hickey
Lama: I would like to see Justin with a giant hickey
Zoe: Me too
Lama: I think it would make him very pretty
Zoe: And Brian grinning as Justin explained where it came from
Zoe: Necking like a couple of teenagers
Zoe: Or Brian pretending to be Tom Cruise in Interview with a Vampire
Lama: only with better manicured fingernails
Zoe: Much better
Zoe: And Justin's all, "you freak, stop biting my ne-oooh."
Lama: and then he has until it fades to make fun of Brian for marking him
Lama: after, of course, he complains about the bruise to Daphne and she tells him: "At least he didn't pee on you in the shower."
Zoe: ...
Zoe: Has anyone written B/J's golden showers?
Zoe: Because I think that would squick me 10000000000000 times more than incest
Lama: I'm sure someone has
Lama: of course
Lama: same with me
Zoe:

Lama: good to know we all have our priorities straight
Zoe: Or at least, devoid of pissfic
Lama: I think it squicks Brian too
Zoe: I hope the hell so
Lama: otherwise he would so have been marking his territory when he first found out about Ethan
Zoe: "Brian, tell me you love me." "*Pisses on Justin's leg*" "... fair enough."
Lama:

Zoe:

Zoe: Then Ethan uses the litter box
Lama: poor Ethanface
Lama: the stupid little fuck
Zoe: Poor Wolfram, having her territory invaded like that
Lama: cheating on Justin -- what the hell was he thinking, you know?
Zoe: I know, Justin's the cutest thing since sliced bread
Lama: and he's not just a pretty face, you know
Zoe: He's a pretty cock, too
Zoe: And you know, he's smart and stuff
Lama: Brian keeps him around
Lama: therefore he must be a good conversationalist and also perfect in bed in every way
Zoe: I think Brian realized just HOW good Justin was when he could hold his own at Vanguard
Zoe: I think that really cinched it for him
Lama: see, he finally saw how manipulative Justin could be
Lama: since before, Justin never used it against him
Lama: it was his first exposure to the thing firsthand
Zoe: The thing?

Lama: the manipulative streak
Zoe: He got on equal ground with Brian so he could debate legitimately without having "you're just a kid, go home and do your homework, little boy" thrown at him.
Lama: hmmm...yes
Lama: to deal properly with Brian one must be more mature than him
Zoe: And Justin could write a book on it

We're deeply philosophical, yo.