On Writing Pr0n
Jun. 20th, 2004 11:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lierdumoaYet another instant messenger conversation. Took place about a week ago, I think. Contains spoilers for my fic: Leather. I suggest you read the fic before you read this.
Lama: dude
Lama: so I write more pr0n
Lama: then I go to see how far along in my outline I am
Lama: and I realize that I haven't gotten any farther in my outline because I'm writing crap I didn't put into the outline
Magz: you left the outline.
Magz: i thought so.
Lama: no, I'm keeping to the outline
Lama: I mean, like, filler material
Magz: lol
Lama: right now I'm in the pause between brian and justin coming and waiting for justin's hard on to return so they can dryhump
Lama: currently Brian is licking come off of Justin's hand
Magz: mmm. nutritious.
Lama: after that I have to worry about the toppy!justin Syd insisted i put in
Magz: lol
Magz: toppy!justin isn't something to be worried about - it's something to be savored. like triple fudge mint chip.
Lama: but it will take so *long* to write properly
Lama: this is how I am, you know
Lama: any time I'm working on a project
Magz: lol
Lama: I have to find people on IM to bitch to
Lama: I am like "4000 words of solid porn. Life so hard!!!!"
Lama: then I'm like "Gimme feedback!!!!!!"
Lama: then I'm like "Stop giving me feedback! I'm to lazy to reply to all these comments!!!!!!!!"
Lama: that third part only cropped up after I entered the QaF fandom and people actually started reading my fic
Magz: ::snerk::
Magz: my pr0n has started becoming almost mechanical.
Magz: step 1. remove clothing. step 2. insert lube. step 3. insert cock. step 4. thrust.
Lama: I like to mix it up a bit
Lama: in this fic, for example, it was like step1. shove off trick. step 2. go home
Lama: step 3. get blown (no clothing removal necessary, cause Justin's more attracted to your leather pants than he is to you)
Magz: lol
Lama: step 3. get dragged to the floor so Justin can further indulge his leather fetish
Lama: step 4. sit back and relax while justin fucks himself on your cock
Lama: step 5. come
Lama: step 6. get dryhumped
Lama: *interlude* (cause we're trying for semi-realism here, which means you need some manner of refractory period)
Magz: realism schmealism.
Lama: also, because the interlude gives us the opportunity to have justin play with a phallic beer bottle and then dribble alcohol all over your torso and lick it off again
Magz: lol
Lama: step 8. remove clothing
Magz: ah, now we get to my steps.
Lama: step 9. tie you up with a leather belt against a pillar (why the fuck is there a pillar in the middle of your loft anyway?!? for the purpose of writing better porn I suppose)
Lama: step 9. insert lube
Lama: step 10. insert cock
Lama: step 11. thrust
Lama: step 12. come again
Magz: i think the pillar is there to hold the roof up. just an educated guess, though.
Lama: I'm making the educated guess that the building was specifically designed so it needed a sex pillar to hold the roof up
Magz: it's got two pillars.
Magz: so you can change the scenery when you have pillar sex.
Lama: or have sex pillar orgies
Magz: yup.
Magz: brilliant.
Magz: *licks resulting mental image*
Lama: dude
Lama: so I write more pr0n
Lama: then I go to see how far along in my outline I am
Lama: and I realize that I haven't gotten any farther in my outline because I'm writing crap I didn't put into the outline
Magz: you left the outline.
Magz: i thought so.
Lama: no, I'm keeping to the outline
Lama: I mean, like, filler material
Magz: lol
Lama: right now I'm in the pause between brian and justin coming and waiting for justin's hard on to return so they can dryhump
Lama: currently Brian is licking come off of Justin's hand
Magz: mmm. nutritious.
Lama: after that I have to worry about the toppy!justin Syd insisted i put in
Magz: lol
Magz: toppy!justin isn't something to be worried about - it's something to be savored. like triple fudge mint chip.
Lama: but it will take so *long* to write properly
Lama: this is how I am, you know
Lama: any time I'm working on a project
Magz: lol
Lama: I have to find people on IM to bitch to
Lama: I am like "4000 words of solid porn. Life so hard!!!!"
Lama: then I'm like "Gimme feedback!!!!!!"
Lama: then I'm like "Stop giving me feedback! I'm to lazy to reply to all these comments!!!!!!!!"
Lama: that third part only cropped up after I entered the QaF fandom and people actually started reading my fic
Magz: ::snerk::
Magz: my pr0n has started becoming almost mechanical.
Magz: step 1. remove clothing. step 2. insert lube. step 3. insert cock. step 4. thrust.
Lama: I like to mix it up a bit
Lama: in this fic, for example, it was like step1. shove off trick. step 2. go home
Lama: step 3. get blown (no clothing removal necessary, cause Justin's more attracted to your leather pants than he is to you)
Magz: lol
Lama: step 3. get dragged to the floor so Justin can further indulge his leather fetish
Lama: step 4. sit back and relax while justin fucks himself on your cock
Lama: step 5. come
Lama: step 6. get dryhumped
Lama: *interlude* (cause we're trying for semi-realism here, which means you need some manner of refractory period)
Magz: realism schmealism.
Lama: also, because the interlude gives us the opportunity to have justin play with a phallic beer bottle and then dribble alcohol all over your torso and lick it off again
Magz: lol
Lama: step 8. remove clothing
Magz: ah, now we get to my steps.
Lama: step 9. tie you up with a leather belt against a pillar (why the fuck is there a pillar in the middle of your loft anyway?!? for the purpose of writing better porn I suppose)
Lama: step 9. insert lube
Lama: step 10. insert cock
Lama: step 11. thrust
Lama: step 12. come again
Magz: i think the pillar is there to hold the roof up. just an educated guess, though.
Lama: I'm making the educated guess that the building was specifically designed so it needed a sex pillar to hold the roof up
Magz: it's got two pillars.
Magz: so you can change the scenery when you have pillar sex.
Lama: or have sex pillar orgies
Magz: yup.
Magz: brilliant.
Magz: *licks resulting mental image*
