Jeeeevus

Apr. 8th, 2007 01:43 pm
lierdumoa: (Foo)
Pete/Patrick overload, MAKE IT STOP. No seriously, I read probably close to a novel or two worth of bandslash last night. Pet peeve of the day. People who do not tag. Don't you know your journals only exist to service me?!? And I've still only bothered to find out which one is Pete and which one is Patrick. Ryan who? It's like my early forays into due South.


Speaking of which, [livejournal.com profile] adrienne2 pointed out to me the other night that Ray Kowalski does not use contractions, to a ridiculous degree. Much like season 1 Teyla. Her language started corrupting after that, not that anyone who writes Teyla dialogue in the fandom actually noticed this—hell, people still think Ronon doesn't use contractions, which just adds fodder to my theory that 80% of SGA fandom doesn't actually watch the show.

No, seriously ppl. Simpson doesn't work there anymore. We haven't seen her since 1.04. There are other, hotter female scientists you could be writing.

I haven't been reading much SGA lately. Okay, that's a lie. I just haven't been liking most of what I've read, which then leads to my not finishing stories/blocking them out afterwards. There is way, way, way too much BDSM in this fandom.

And the tiny hand fic will be a scar on my brain forevermore. You know the one. Don't pretend you don't.


My SGA fic is progressing apace. I'm pretty sure it's the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written, up to and including the time I wrote a masturbation scene with a genderswapped Rodney and everyone kept telling me how realistic it was. Yeah, I still can't believe that actually happened.

The people telling me it was realistic. Not the writing of it. I would totally write crap like that. That is so me. Thank your stars my laziness spared you the period sex.


No, no, this post doesn't have a point.

Question

Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:54 pm
lierdumoa: (John+Rodney=OTP4EVS)
I'm 2,994 wds into an SGA 3x17 "Sunday" coda (McShep, NC-17) and I need to know the names of 1) the female doctor who went though the gate at the end of the ep and 2) the Asian female physicist in 3x18 "Submersion."


In other news, I've just read the first two of Naomi Novik's Temeraire books. They are awesome. I'll probably go buy the third one today or tomorrow.


I'm all a'squee over two new shows, but I probably won't be very actively fannish about either of them.

The first being The Riches. Family of gypsy con artists posing as affluent suburbans, starring Eddie Izzard and Minnie Fucking Driver. Enough said.

The second being Blood Ties. They made a vampire bodice ripper into a show. I always thought the main thing wrong with vampire bodice rippers was that they weren't tv shows. In case anyone is interested I made a giant icon post.
lierdumoa: (Steeeeeeve)
So I was wondering today where all the shiny happy crack came from. Which is to say, I grew up on crack, and it was neither shiny nor happy. Well, okay, blood is shiny, and sometimes morbidly funny. And talking penises glisten with precum as we all know. It's the second thing you learn from Smallville fanfiction, right after "the age of consent in Kansas is 16."

Where was I?

Right. So one woman had a theory that the "state of crackfic today" is all at the fault of anime fandom. Blame them all for the wingfic and the chibis and the characters that randomly turn into penguins, isn't it cuuuuuuuute?!? I wonder what the hell kind of anime these people were into. My anime never had wings. Okay, it had chibis. It also had ninjas and pirates and genderfuck and incest and mass murder. Multiple instances of mass murder. I don't know where this picture of anime as shiny happy crack came from. STOP READING GRAVITATION, ALL OF YOU.

Where was I?

So I was clipping for my Weir vid today. And staring at one of my crackfic. The one where Rodney gets turned into a wraith and then impregnates a hive queen. Well, actually it would be more accurate to say a hive queen decides to use him for breeding purposes and he goes along with it because he doesn't want to die. Also, she's blonde, so whatevs.

I know what you're thinking, and I was completely sober when I came up with this. In fact, I've only written one story drunk, and it wasn't even that crack-y.

Where was I?
lierdumoa: (pimp)
I...kind of forgot about this, what with the real life.

But. Four people on my flist commented in my "ask me why you're awesome" meme (original post here). Here is why.

[livejournal.com profile] jackiekjono -- [livejournal.com profile] permetaform told me you were shiny, and she is never wrong about these things. Evidence: that cool assed vid you had her make for the VVC auction -- one of the most ambitious and creative vid ideas I've ever seen. I want to know you better so I can see your brain in action.

[livejournal.com profile] diluvian -- You are witty and clever and you love my shows for the same reasons I love my shows (namely the porn). You're one of the people whose comments I look forward to reading the most (and when I say one of the people, I mean you're literally in the top two). *AND* you beta. BETAS ARE AWESOME.

[livejournal.com profile] monanotlisa -- you actually read my meta! My strange meandering crack meta. And you have *thoughts.* And a lot of the time on lj I feel like I'm just talking to myself, and you always remind me that someone is actually reading my crap, and even beyond that, thinks I'm, like, smart and shit.

[livejournal.com profile] notpoetry -- You're a dialogue h0r. This is one of my favorite qualities in a writer, if not the favorite. Good dialogue will make me forgive a multitude of sins in a story, and your stories are pretty solid all around. And seriously -- laughed so hard at your Zelenka/John/Rodney fic, even though it was totally not my ship.

If anyone else on my flist wants to know why they're awesome, feel free to leave a comment in this post or the original meme post. Of course, know that I might take over a month to respond.

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Sep. 1st, 2006 06:29 pm
lierdumoa: (theirloveisso...)
This month, as it turned out, was the month of invisible PMS. No cramps, no moodiness, no nothing. I know what you're thinking. "Good for you!...h0r." But here is the downside of invisible PMS. The stain you get when your period starts with *no warning whatsoever* after you get to the subway station, just as you finish sliding your ticket through.

Luckily the stain did not go through the clothing. Yet another benefit of the unshaven pussy.

You know, sometimes I wonder if I should cut tag these things. But I never do.


And, since everyone else is doing it -- ask me for a fannish 5 Things list (i.e. five times Elizabeth Weir just said no to drugs). SGA, SPN. Oh, what the hell. Prison Break too.


ETA: You know how long I've been waiting for the right post to use this icon? ::laughs self sick::
lierdumoa: (hm?)
Research!

Tonight, stared at DeLorean fic outline. Recalled that I'd written in a flag football scene and, oh right, I know virtually nothing about football. Wikipedia, you never let me down.

::debates downloading and watching Rudy just for kicks::

::make that shits and giggles::

I'm getting the strangest desire to go to the lifegem website and stare for a while.

I'm also having disturbing self-reflection in which I ponder why I can't dredge up any knowledge of America's #1 pastime and yet inexplicably know what a gluon is (most uninventive particle name EVAR).

Okay, now I'm getting the yet more disturbing urge to make podcasts of scenes from my Rodney/Jeannie fic, complete with breathy moaning. It's is a good thing I do not have a mic.

Perhaps I should go to bed.

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