Life's a Party

This took a little longer than I anticipated. Unbeta'd.

For poisontaster.

( Five Times Elizabeth Weir Was a Magnificent Bitch )

( Five Times John Sheppard Was Crazy (and everyone just thought it was cute) )

( Five Times Rodney Stole Something for John )

( Five Times Teyla Was Brilliant and Got Ignored )

For mecurtin

( Five Things Sheppard Has Worn and Liked )


More later.

Title: Owls Can't Survive in the Desert
Fandom: Harry Potter/Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Summary: John Sheppard, A History. 379 wds.
A/N: Unbeta'd. Maybe later I'll turn this into an actual story.

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Vid.

I fixed the problem with Premiere not exporting. It...stopped liking the lossless codecs. But it still likes uncompressed, yay! I guess. I really need to clear space off the harddrive. I seriously have like five GB free. I can get rid of six GB that are movies unrelated to vid. Then there's the 11 that are clips and have to stay. Then there's the 13 GB of old vid projects that still need to be converted to DVD format for my vid DVD. Another 10 GB of music. About a gig and a half of downloaded vids that are still on my computer. 5 GB of software downloads (not the installed bits, just the setup files, etc.)


Fic. In case anyone was wondering what I was doing for the past six months of posting practically nothing.

SGA:

Mutability
Summary: The reason you all friended me.
pt. 3 1788 wds, pt. 4 1178 wds, pt. 5 979 wds (goal: 6000-6500 wds each, 7 parts altogether)

2^30402457-1 (DeLorean!fic)
Summary: Shameless curtain!fic. Rodney, John, Christmas.
5728 wds (goal: 12000-15000 wds)

Untitled (wraith!Rodney)
Summary: Rodney gets turned into a wraith. Angst, crack, porn, crack, angst, crackbabies.
4219 wds, (goal: no clue yet)

Sing (siren!Rodney)
Summary: Rodney gets turned into a siren. Wackiness ensues. And by wackiness, I mean porn.
3285 wds, (goal: 9000 wds)

Untitled (Rodney/Jeannie)
Summary: Companion piece to the card I made for the sga_flashfic Post Secret challenge.
3171 wds (goal: 9000)

Legend of the Minotaur
Summary: Ancient outpost. Wraith geneticists. Cave porn.
1721 wds, (goal: 4000 wds)


Stories that have been outlined, but not yet started:

Untitled (Kavanagh!fic)
Summary: AU branching off mid season 1. Steve's still imprisoned. City is under attack, John, Rodney and Zelenka are all trapped outside, making Kavanagh chief engineer, wraith are closing in, chaos. Someone gets the bright idea to make a gene therapy out of Teyla's wraith sensing ability.

Untitled (Christmas AU)
Summary: John and Rodney are elves at the north pole. Rodney is deathly allergic to orange (as in the color). Elizabeth is Mme. Claus. Ronon and Teyla are travelling inuit hunters. The wraith are little green men who live in the borderlands with their hearts two sizes too small. This one doesn't actually have a plot.


SPN:

No Money Down
Summary. Post s1 finale. Never trust a used car salesman. Dean wakes up in an alternate reality.
1862 wds (goal: no clue yet)

Crossover:

Untitled gen
Summary: SPN-verse. Post s1 Finale. Sam and Dean go on a search for family's like theirs, with children like Sam. They find the cast of SGA (Elizabeth doing graduate studies, John at the air force academy, etc.)
1162 wds (goal: no clue yet)


And we going to just go ahead and pretend I didn't spend the past three days plotting out a long Naruto saga, and that one Gilmore Girls/Dark Angel crossover doesn't exist.


Why yes, I am avoiding vidding.

Why yes, the vividcon deadline is in eleven days.

After gorging on Jensen Ackles for the past weekend and watching all his Dark Angel episodes, and getting just a leeeeetle bit obsessed with his character, I think I might have to try writing a crossover.

Alec (aka X5-494) -- played by Jensen Ackles, genetically engineered government soldier (Manticore program), can move rilly fast and is rilly strong, though is frequently beaten up by similarly genetically superpowered women and/or incapacitated by tasers. Is a piano savant, and became technically perfect at reading music within a day. Has deep, *deep* angst because the government used him as an assassin and he ended up inadvertently killing his first love, and the girl who quite probably took his virginity.

Dean Forester -- played by Jared Padalecki, giant w00bie with chestnut hair, or so wikipedia tells me. I think I may actually have to watch episodes of Gilmore Girls -- at least enough to get a handle on his character. Thankfully I don't need to know too much about canon since I'm putting it in the Dark Angel verse wherein there was a kind of mini-apocalypse right around the time he'd have been twelve.

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Title: 7 Things That Never Happened in Season 2
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: multiple
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Seven episode codas. In a single post! Reenacted by bunnies!
A/N: Thanks to notpoetry and ficbyzee for beta'ing. Thanks also to seperis for audiencing. Written for the 7DS challenge on sga_flashfic.


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SGA moodtheme: 38 designated mood icons, 59 undesignated mood icons

Fic: 2^30,402,457-1 (aka The Largest Known Prime aka DeLorean!fic aka that thing I was supposed to have finished for last year's undermistletoe challenge)
4883 wds.
approx. 1/2 to 2/3's done
last worked on this morning

Fic: as yet untitled Rodney/Jeannie fic (yes, you read the pairing right) (companion piece to the postcard I made for the sga_flashfic Post Sekrit challenge)
2509 wds.
approx. 1/3 to 1/2 done
last worked on the day before yesterday

Fic: Mutability ch. 3 (female!Rodney fic)
1788 wds.
approx. 1/3 done
last worked on 2-3 months ago, will hopefully do some writing on it tomorrow


No. of SGA WIP's: 7

KB of unposted SGA fic sitting on my computer in plain text: 98


::loses at life::

Okay, officially in panicked bogglement over undermistletoe fic.

I wrote the second to last scene. I wrote the first scene. I thought -- okay, a few scenes in the middle and I'm good.

Then I remembered that the trip on the Daedalus was, like, freaking long and Rodney wouldn't be able to get much work done at all. I realized I had to schedule shit. I asked svmadelyn for the specific number of days. I opened up my little windows calendar window and marked off dates. Then I was like -- oh, hey, I should outline. Those scenes in the middle I need to write? There are eleven of them. ELEVEN! That's after I compressed it down, it was actually more like fifteen before.


So I've got about 5500-6000 words left to write. That's, like, a full chapter of Mutability.

:|

To all you math savvy people out there. This is for my undermistletoe fic.

So I know that Matlab can make graphs when you input functions. I need the name of a program that works the other way. Something linux compatible that can approximate equations for graphs plotted from lab data.

Title: Mutability
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard/Mckay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rodney gets turned into a woman. Mad hijinks ensue. Post "Aurora."
A/N: Thanks to fashes, permetaform, seperis, and z_rayne for their sharp eyes and invaluable insights. Thanks also to all the poor folk on instant messenger who sat there and listened while I bitched and then petted me and told me I was pretty.
Goto: part 1|part 2

( part 2: charm and strange )